After something taints their water upstream, Florence and Karen hike into the jungle to find the source. The others debate whether they want the pirates to spoil Game of Thrones. Steve strikes up an unlikely romance.
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Jess and Todd attempt to buy passage on the pirate's ship through unconventional means. Owen starts to have feelings for Florence as Steve grapples with his new love.
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After discovering the pirate's plan to harvest their organs, the survivors attempt to escape the island. Karen must make a difficult decision that echoes a moment from her past.
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After Todd and Jess decide to get married for reals, Florence and Owen struggle to define their new romance. Casey returns to officiate the wedding. Pack and Steve make a discovery that threatens to tear them apart.
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Danny launches an investigation after the survivors discover someone has sabotaged the ship by blowing up the engine. Steve makes a shocking discovery at the bottom of the ship.
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After surviving the Cruisifornication explosion and washing ashore on a new island, the survivors uncover a menacing threat, begging the question -- wait, does anyone actually read these episode descriptions?
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After a charismatic millionaire rescues the survivors, Jess and Florence suspect he may not be what he seems, and set out to answer the question -- who is Declan Stanwick? And more importantly, who is reading this? Anyone?
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After discovering Declan's sinister plot, Danny goes undercover with the rich, while Pack and Karen attempt to escape the compound. I wish we could escape writing these episode descriptions, am I right? No one actually reads these, right?
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After Jess loses her recollection of the last decade, Todd attempts to spark her memory. Steve and Declan face off in a battle of wits. Like, seriously, what are these episode descriptions being used for? Just buried deep in the TBS app?
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On the eve of "The Hunt," Martha offers to the survivors' one last meel of their choosing; as long as they can all decide together. We know meal is spelled wrong above. We just don't care; truly, no one is reading these. So who cares?
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It's "Hunt Day," and the survivors must face off against each other in a battle royale to death. Kevin makes a daring escape. Except; no he doesn't. Kevin's not a real character. These episode descriptions don't matter; no one reads them.
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Pack and Jess find a new threat. Knocked unconscious, Todd navigates his dreamworld with the help of an unlikely ally -- Rob Corddry from HBO’s Ballers. It’s Episode 7. Is reading this description really going to knock you over the edge?
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With Karen gravely injured, Owen and Danny must journey to the center of the island to defeat "Chettywompwomp." Florence learns more about Karen's backstory. Pack, Todd, and Jess face a futile task.
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The survivors attempt to turn the tables on the rich and lure them into a trap. Seriously, if anyone actually reads this, email us at IReadTheWreckedEpDescriptions@gmail.com. We'll be genuinely surprised if we get a single email.
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Barricaded in the mansion and surrounded by the rich, the survivors mount one last attempt to escape Declan's island, and -- wait. We get it now. Writing these weren't about the descriptions themselves -- it was about the journey.
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