DVS Offerings

Tuesday, Feb 20
12:02 AM

Brian's Play (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's dreams come true when he writes a play and it's a hit...but his happiness evaporates when Stewie writes a better play in one night.

TV-14

1:02 AM

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell (DVS)

Family Guy

After celebrating another birthday, Lois adopts a younger look and lifestyle - much to Peter's chagrin; a vengeful turtle targets the Griffins.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (DVS)

Family Guy

As Christmas approaches...Peter tells the story of the Nativity, with friends and family members appearing as biblical characters.

TV-14

3:02 AM

Brian's Play (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's dreams come true when he writes a play and it's a hit...but his happiness evaporates when Stewie writes a better play in one night.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Valentine's Day in Quahog (DVS)

Family Guy

This Valentine's Day episode features a series of comic vignettes centered around the residents of Quahog.

TV-14

5:02 AM

Episode 81111

Conan

Guests: James Franco and Ari Graynor, Noomi Rapace, Gary Clark Jr.

TV-14

6:02 AM

And the Married Man Sleepover (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline asks Max and Deke to join on her dinner date at Nicholas' loft to make sure she doesn't do anything she might regret. Caroline and Max also treat themselves to very special hair appointments.

TV-14

7:02 AM

And the Kilt Trip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade but she finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Episode 81111

Conan

Guests: James Franco and Ari Graynor, Noomi Rapace, Gary Clark Jr.

TV-14

9:02 AM

And the Married Man Sleepover (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline asks Max and Deke to join on her dinner date at Nicholas' loft to make sure she doesn't do anything she might regret. Caroline and Max also treat themselves to very special hair appointments.

TV-14

10:02 AM

And the Kilt Trip (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade but she finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride, who can't decide on what style of cake she wants or much of anything else.

TV-14

12:02 PM

And the Free Money (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's love for horse racing gets out of hand when she and Max go to a racetrack as guests of Sophie's new bookie boyfriend.

TV-14

1:02 PM

Twisted Sitters

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

TV-14

2:02 PM

Wedding Presence

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie try to come up with an excuse not to attend a wedding.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Hot Tub, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

5:02 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

Hot Tub, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's house guest arrives for the city's marathon; Kramer gets a hot tub.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

8:02 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the Two Parties, The

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

Brian Goes Back to College (DVS)

Family Guy

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

TV-14

Wednesday, Feb 21
12:02 AM

Spock Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Platonic Permutation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium; a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily; and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Brian Goes Back to College (DVS)

Family Guy

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

TV-14

3:02 AM

Spock Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

Platonic Permutation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium; a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily; and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.

TV-PG

5:02 AM

Episode 81113

Conan

Guests: Jack Black, Kate Hudson

TV-14

6:02 AM

Overmining, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Holt find the motivation to help Captain C.J. with a big case. Terry imposes a green initiative and tells Gina to remove her precious space heater. Rosa and Boyle visit a foot massage parlor.

TV-14

7:02 AM

Fugitive Part 1, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 1: Several convicts escape from a prison van, sending the entire squad on a manhunt throughout Brooklyn. Marshawn Lynch is the only key witness, and Jake & Amy place a bet on who can capture the most inmates.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Episode 81113

Conan

Guests: Jack Black, Kate Hudson

TV-14

9:02 AM

Overmining, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Holt find the motivation to help Captain C.J. with a big case. Terry imposes a green initiative and tells Gina to remove her precious space heater. Rosa and Boyle visit a foot massage parlor.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Fugitive Part 1, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 1: Several convicts escape from a prison van, sending the entire squad on a manhunt throughout Brooklyn. Marshawn Lynch is the only key witness, and Jake & Amy place a bet on who can capture the most inmates.

TV-14

11:02 AM

Great Escape, The

Married with Children

When the Bundy family spends the night in Al's shoe store while their house is being exterminated, Kelly is forced to be especially creative in slipping out for the night.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Just Married ... with Children

Married with Children

Peggy and Al masquerade as their newlywed neighbors, Steve and Marcy Rhoades, on a game show called How Do I Love Thee and have shocking results.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Papa Pill

King of Queens, The

Doug learns that taking care of Arthur is not an easy task.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Hi-Def Jam

King of Queens, The

Doug wants to watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Pool Guy, The

Seinfeld

The pool man at Jerry's health club wants to be his best friend.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

One with the Jam, The

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

One with Frank Jr., The

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

Pool Guy, The

Seinfeld

The pool man at Jerry's health club wants to be his best friend.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with the Jam, The

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One with Frank Jr., The

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

11:02 PM

One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends, The

Friends

When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.

TV-14

Thursday, Feb 22
12:02 AM

Meemaw Materialization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Positive Negative Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrate by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Application Deterioration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.

TV-PG

3:02 AM

Meemaw Materialization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

Positive Negative Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrate by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.

TV-PG

5:02 AM

Episode 81114

Conan

Guests: Allison Janney, Pete Holmes, Daniel Sloss

TV-14

6:02 AM

January 17, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

First came the shitty men, then came the garbage hot takes. Full Frontal addresses the recent backlash to #MeToo.

TV-MA

7:02 AM

Drop, The

Detour, The

Nate needs to take a detour to Salvation, Florida where it's Christmas every day of the year except on Christmas. Things get tense when the family discovers Nate has been lying to them in addition to the fact that they are being followed by government goons.

TV-MA

8:02 AM

Episode 81114

Conan

Guests: Allison Janney, Pete Holmes, Daniel Sloss

TV-14

9:02 AM

Wedding, The

Detour, The

Instead of getting back on the road, Robin agrees to marry the southern gentleman Dr. Rob and his Russian bride but soon realizes that something is very, very, very, very wrong.

TV-MA

10:02 AM

Drop, The

Detour, The

Nate needs to take a detour to Salvation, Florida where it's Christmas every day of the year except on Christmas. Things get tense when the family discovers Nate has been lying to them in addition to the fact that they are being followed by government goons.

TV-MA

11:02 AM

Beach, The

Detour, The

Nate, Robin and the kids attempt to take down Nate's company in epic whistle blowing fashion. It won't be easy, but if there's one thing we've learned about this family is that they don't give up without at least a punch to the throat and maybe a cheap kick to the groin.

TV-MA

12:02 PM

Bald and the Beautiful, The

Married with Children

When Al and Steve face up to the bald fact that they are both losing their hair, they decide to seek the counsel and encouragement of a hairless support group.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Deacon Blues

King of Queens, The

Doug is surprised to find his married friend Deacon out with another woman.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Package Deal

King of Queens, The

Doug quits his job to work for a competitor; Carrie acquires a self-tanning cream addiction.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Rye, The

Seinfeld

George's and Susan's parents have dinner together for the first time.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Deacon Blues

King of Queens, The

Doug is surprised to find his married friend Deacon out with another woman.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

Rye, The

Seinfeld

George's and Susan's parents have dinner together for the first time.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

11:02 PM

One with the Screamer, The

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

Friday, Feb 23
12:02 AM

Cadillac Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Shower Head, The

Seinfeld

Jerry jokes about his uncle on television; Elaine fails a drug test; guest Jay Leno.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Viewing Party Combustion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.

TV-PG

3:02 AM

Cadillac Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac.

TV-PG

4:02 AM

Shower Head, The

Seinfeld

Jerry jokes about his uncle on television; Elaine fails a drug test; guest Jay Leno.

TV-PG

5:02 AM

Episode 81129

Conan

Guests: Kumail Nanjiani, Van Jones, Judah & The Lion

TV-14

6:02 AM

Serve & Protect (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry's ex replaces Teddy in evaluating the precinct, but Jake and Rosa are distracted by a burglary case that occurred on the set of their favorite detective show, leading the pair to pass time with the series star and producer, who meddle in the case and charm Jake with the glamour of show business.

TV-14

7:02 AM

Moo Moo (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry wants to file an official complaint against a police officer who stopped him while he was off-duty in his own neighborhood, but Capt. Holt has other ideas. Jake and Amy get a glimpse into the difficulties of parenthood and answer some tough questions when they babysit Terry's kids.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Episode 81129

Conan

Guests: Kumail Nanjiani, Van Jones, Judah & The Lion

TV-14

9:02 AM

Serve & Protect (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry's ex replaces Teddy in evaluating the precinct, but Jake and Rosa are distracted by a burglary case that occurred on the set of their favorite detective show, leading the pair to pass time with the series star and producer, who meddle in the case and charm Jake with the glamour of show business.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Moo Moo (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry wants to file an official complaint against a police officer who stopped him while he was off-duty in his own neighborhood, but Capt. Holt has other ideas. Jake and Amy get a glimpse into the difficulties of parenthood and answer some tough questions when they babysit Terry's kids.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the First Degree (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline helping Max earn her high-school diploma and reconnect with her estranged mother.

TV-14

12:02 PM

And the DJ Face (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is mortified when she learns the hot guy she's been spending time with is a deejay at a grocery store.

TV-14

1:02 PM

Separation Anxiety

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Departure Time

King of Queens, The

Doug's parents ask him to sign their living will.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Friar's Club, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to join the Friars Club; a new co-worker causes more work for Elaine.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

One at the Beach, The

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

Friar's Club, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to join the Friars Club; a new co-worker causes more work for Elaine.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

8:02 PM

One at the Beach, The

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the Cat, The

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One with the Ballroom Dancing, The

Friends

Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.

TV-PG

11:02 PM

One with the Dirty Girl, The

Friends

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

TV-PG

Saturday, Feb 24
12:02 AM

Your Honor (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Captain Holt's mom seeks support from the precinct after her house is robbed. Terry, Rosa and Boyle remodel the break room, and Amy teaches Gina how to change her car tire.

TV-14

1:02 AM

Ricky Spanish

American Dad

Roger makes amends for the trouble he caused after he adopted a sociopathic persona; Stan and Fran get an unexpected visit from a Nigerian man whom they aided through a relief organization.

TV-14

2:02 AM

German Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

Herbert warns Chris that the kind old German puppeteer Chris has befriended is a Nazi war criminal.

TV-14

3:02 AM

Your Honor (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Captain Holt's mom seeks support from the precinct after her house is robbed. Terry, Rosa and Boyle remodel the break room, and Amy teaches Gina how to change her car tire.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

6:02 AM

Team America: World Police

When Team America, an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability, learns that a power-hungry dictator is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists, the heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world. To infiltrate the terrorist network, Team America recruits Gary Johnston, a rising star on Broadway, to go undercover. Although initially reluctant to sacrifice his promising career, Gary realizes that his acting gift is needed for a higher cause. With the help of Team America leader Spotswoode and fellow members Chris, Sarah, Lisa and Joe, Gary slips into an arms dealer's hideout where he discovers that the terrorists' plot has already begun to unfold. From the pyramids of Cairo to the Panama Canal and finally to the palace of power-mad dictator Kim Jong-Il, Team America criss-crosses the globe on a desperate mission to preserve the very fabric of civilization.

TV-MA

7:02 AM

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (DVS)

San Diego's top television news anchor faces unexpected competition from a woman.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Warm Bodies

After a zombie epidemic, an unusual zombie name R rescues a human survivor named Julie from a zombie attack. Julie sees that R is different from the other zombies, and as the two form a special relationship in their struggle for survival, R becomes increasingly more human setting off an exciting, romantic and often comical chain of events that begins to transform the other zombies and maybe even the whole lifeless world.

TV-14

9:02 AM

Team America: World Police

When Team America, an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability, learns that a power-hungry dictator is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists, the heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world. To infiltrate the terrorist network, Team America recruits Gary Johnston, a rising star on Broadway, to go undercover. Although initially reluctant to sacrifice his promising career, Gary realizes that his acting gift is needed for a higher cause. With the help of Team America leader Spotswoode and fellow members Chris, Sarah, Lisa and Joe, Gary slips into an arms dealer's hideout where he discovers that the terrorists' plot has already begun to unfold. From the pyramids of Cairo to the Panama Canal and finally to the palace of power-mad dictator Kim Jong-Il, Team America criss-crosses the globe on a desperate mission to preserve the very fabric of civilization.

TV-MA

10:02 AM

Ray's Ring

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray loses his wedding ring during a business trip.

TV-PG

11:02 AM

Hot off the Grill

Married with Children

In honor of Labor Day, Al Bundy treats Peggy, Kelly, Bud, Steve and Marcy to an old-fashioned barbecue, Bundy style.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

Sno Job

King of Queens, The

Doug helps his cousin get a job; Arthur joins a film focus-group.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Ray's Ring

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray loses his wedding ring during a business trip.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Hot off the Grill

Married with Children

In honor of Labor Day, Al Bundy treats Peggy, Kelly, Bud, Steve and Marcy to an old-fashioned barbecue, Bundy style.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Sno Job

King of Queens, The

Doug helps his cousin get a job; Arthur joins a film focus-group.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

Jack and Jill

Jack Sadelstein is a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife and kids, who dreads one event each year: the Thanksgiving visit of his identical twin sister Jill. Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

6:02 PM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

7:02 PM

Wild Enough to Do It Doggystyle

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne shows us how to do it the UK Way, Snoop channels his inner soul singer and hosts a new morning show with Regis Philbin, and gangtsa knowledge is tested. A dental hygienist and a football coach spin the wheels for a shot at $25,000.

TV-14

8:02 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the Embryos, The

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One with Joey's Dirty Day, The

Friends

Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.

TV-14

11:02 PM

Bottle Deposit Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's mechanic steals his car; Kramer plans to return used bottles to Michigan.

TV-PG

Sunday, Feb 25
12:02 AM

Wait Out, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine anticipate dating soon-to-be-single friends (Cary Elwes, Debra Messing).

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Conjugal Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding, including her neurotic mom and drug dealer brother.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Bottle Deposit Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's mechanic steals his car; Kramer plans to return used bottles to Michigan.

TV-PG

3:02 AM

Wait Out, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine anticipate dating soon-to-be-single friends (Cary Elwes, Debra Messing).

TV-PG

4:02 AM

Conjugal Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding, including her neurotic mom and drug dealer brother.

TV-PG

5:02 AM

Dependence Transcendence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up; Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together; and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.

TV-PG

6:02 AM

Hot Tub Contamination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret stay-cation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub.

TV-PG

7:02 AM

Boat, The

Detour, The

With Robin out of work, its Nate's turn to earn-- on an Alaskan factory fishing trawler. But it's only 7 months of rotting fish, meth fumes, and family separation. What could go wrong?

TV-MA

8:02 AM

Halle Berry vs. James Corden and Usher vs. Anthony Anderson

Drop the Mic

Welcome to Drop The Mic, where celebrities go head-to-head in a rap battle you never knew you wanted to see. Tonight - James Corden takes on Halle Berry and Usher faces funnyman Anthony Anderson in a lyrical duel. No matter who wins - it's gonna get personal.

TV-14

9:02 AM

And the Old Bike Yarn (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle to start a delivery service for their cupcake business but soon discovers that Max doesn't know how to ride one.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Knocked Up (DVS)

Alison Scott is an up-and-coming entertainment journalist whose 24-year-old life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker Ben Stone results in an unwanted pregnancy. Faced with the prospect of going it alone or getting to know the baby's father, Alison decides to give the lovable doof a chance. An overgrown kid who has no desire to settle down, Ben learns that he has a big decision to make with his kid's mom-to-be: will he hit the road or stay in the picture! Courting a woman you've just knocked up, however, proves to be a little difficult when the two try their hands at dating. As they discover more about one another, it becomes painfully obvious that they're not the soul mates they'd hoped they might be. With Alison's harried sister Debbie and hen-pecked brother-in-law Pete the only parenting role models the young lovers have, things get even more confusing. Should they raise the baby together? What makes a happy lifetime partnership after all? A couple of drinks and a wild night later, they've got nine confusing months to figure it out.

TV-14

11:02 AM

Flash Photography

King of Queens, The

While at a wedding, Doug plays a lewd joke with a disposable camera.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

One with the Free Porn, The

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

1:02 PM

One with All the Haste, The

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Slaughterhouse, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa try earn the respect of their idol, and Charles, Terry and Gina test different parenting methods to resolve a conflict between Scully and Hitchcock.

TV-14

3:02 PM

Crime & Punishment (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa are framed for a crime they didn't commit, and it's up to the squad to find a way to bust them out.

TV-14

4:02 PM

One with All the Haste, The

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Slaughterhouse, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa try earn the respect of their idol, and Charles, Terry and Gina test different parenting methods to resolve a conflict between Scully and Hitchcock.

TV-14

6:02 PM

Crime & Punishment (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa are framed for a crime they didn't commit, and it's up to the squad to find a way to bust them out.

TV-14

7:02 PM

Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (DVS)

After arriving safely home from their unprecedented victory in the 74th Annual Hunger Games, Katniss and Peeta discover they must do a quick turnaround and begin a Victors Tour.

TV-14

9:02 PM

Avatar (DVS)

The story's hero is Jake Sully, an ex-Marine confined to a wheelchair. Bitter and disillusioned, he's still a warrior at heart. All Jake ever wanted was something worth fighting for and he ultimately finds it in the place he least expected- on a distant world. Jake has been recruited to join an expedition to the moon Pandora, which corporate interests are strip-mining for a mineral worth $20 million per kilogram on Earth. To facilitate their work, the humans use a link system that projects a person's consciousness into a hybrid of humans and Pandora's indigenous humanoid race, the Na'vi. This human-Na'vi hybrid a fully living, breathing body that resembles the Na'vi but possesses the individual human's thoughts, feelings and personality is known as an avatar. In his new avatar form, Jake can once again walk. His mission is to interact with and infiltrate the Na'vi with the hope of enlisting their help or at least their acquiescence in mining the ore. A beautiful Na'vi female, Neytiri, saves Jake's life reluctantly because even in his avatar body, Jake represents to her the human encroachment on the Na'vi's unspoiled world. As Jake's relationship with Neytiri deepens, along with his respect for the Na'vi, he faces the ultimate test as he leads an epic conflict that will decide nothing less than the fate of an entire world.

TV-14

10:02 PM

Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, The (DVS)

Katniss Everdeen is in District 13 after having destroyed the Hunger Games forever. Under the leadership of District 13 president Alma Coin, and thanks to the advice of her trusted friends, she becomes the symbol of rebellion against the totalitarian regime of President Snow. Her mission is to rally all Panem districts and start an uprising to overthrow the Capitol. Physically engaged in a fight where her destiny, that of her family and Panem's are at stake, Katniss sets out to save Peeta and a nation moved by her courage.

TV-14

Monday, Feb 26
12:02 AM

Avatar (DVS)

The story's hero is Jake Sully, an ex-Marine confined to a wheelchair. Bitter and disillusioned, he's still a warrior at heart. All Jake ever wanted was something worth fighting for and he ultimately finds it in the place he least expected- on a distant world. Jake has been recruited to join an expedition to the moon Pandora, which corporate interests are strip-mining for a mineral worth $20 million per kilogram on Earth. To facilitate their work, the humans use a link system that projects a person's consciousness into a hybrid of humans and Pandora's indigenous humanoid race, the Na'vi. This human-Na'vi hybrid a fully living, breathing body that resembles the Na'vi but possesses the individual human's thoughts, feelings and personality is known as an avatar. In his new avatar form, Jake can once again walk. His mission is to interact with and infiltrate the Na'vi with the hope of enlisting their help or at least their acquiescence in mining the ore. A beautiful Na'vi female, Neytiri, saves Jake's life reluctantly because even in his avatar body, Jake represents to her the human encroachment on the Na'vi's unspoiled world. As Jake's relationship with Neytiri deepens, along with his respect for the Na'vi, he faces the ultimate test as he leads an epic conflict that will decide nothing less than the fate of an entire world.

TV-14

1:02 AM

Avengers: Age of Ultron (DVS)

When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth's Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. As the villainous Ultron emerges, it is up to the Avengers to stop him from enacting his terrible plans, and soon uneasy alliances and unexpected action pave the way for an epic and unique global adventure.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Stop, The

Detour, The

Nate tries to navigate his new role as stay-at-home dad. Between the kids hitting puberty and Robin's long work hours and incessant partying, he's... managing. Kind of.

TV-MA

5:02 AM

Goal, The

Detour, The

Edie has gone undercover, posing as an assistant coach of Jared and Delilah's hockey team. When they go on the road together, Robin suddenly gets a little jealous of this mysterious stranger.

TV-MA

6:02 AM

American Ultra

A sleeper agent created by the CIA has just been targeted for termination.

TV-14

7:02 AM

Stop, The

Detour, The

Nate tries to navigate his new role as stay-at-home dad. Between the kids hitting puberty and Robin's long work hours and incessant partying, he's... managing. Kind of.

TV-MA

8:02 AM

Fright Night

Charley is a high school senior who's on top of the world-he's running with the popular crowd and dating Amy, the most coveted girl in school. In fact, he's so cool, he's even dissing his best friend, Ed. But trouble arrives when Jerry moves in next door. He seems like a nice guy--at first. But there's something not quite right, and no one else, including Charley's mom seems to notice. After observing some very strange activity, Charley comes to an unmistakable conclusion: Jerry is a vampire preying on the neighborhood. Unable to convince anyone of this, Charley looks to popular Las Vegas illusionist and self-proclaimed vampire expert Peter Vincent for help and advice before taking matters into his own hands to get rid of the monster.

TV-14

9:02 AM

American Ultra

A sleeper agent created by the CIA has just been targeted for termination.

TV-14

10:02 AM

Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

Married with Children

When Peggy wins a personalized workout with TV fitness host Jim Jupiter, the healthiest man in Chicago, he sets out to change her unhealthful lifestyle but she changes his instead.

TV-PG

11:02 AM

Fright Night

Charley is a high school senior who's on top of the world-he's running with the popular crowd and dating Amy, the most coveted girl in school. In fact, he's so cool, he's even dissing his best friend, Ed. But trouble arrives when Jerry moves in next door. He seems like a nice guy--at first. But there's something not quite right, and no one else, including Charley's mom seems to notice. After observing some very strange activity, Charley comes to an unmistakable conclusion: Jerry is a vampire preying on the neighborhood. Unable to convince anyone of this, Charley looks to popular Las Vegas illusionist and self-proclaimed vampire expert Peter Vincent for help and advice before taking matters into his own hands to get rid of the monster.

TV-14

12:02 PM

Fair Exchange

Married with Children

The Bundys are elated over the extra income they receive when they house a foreign exchange student but Kelly gets a run for her money when the student turns out to be a beautiful, sexy French girl.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

One with the Screamer, The

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

5:02 PM

Vas Deferens Between Men and Women, A

Cleveland Show, The

Complications ensue when Donna decides she wants another child; Rallo lands the lead role in a local production of the musical "Annie."

TV-14

6:02 PM

Great Space Roaster (DVS)

American Dad

It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.

TV-14

7:02 PM

Holy S***, Jeff's Back!

American Dad

Jeff returns from space. Or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

TV-14

8:02 PM

Art Crawl

Bob's Burgers

When Linda asks Bob to let her sister hang her paintings in the restaurant for Art Week, Bob finds he's forced to contend with the city's Art Council, a shady troop of intimidating old ladies who control the art exhibited around town. Meanwhile, Louise, Gene and Tina are thrilled by all the attention their own art receives in the restaurant.

TV-14

9:02 PM

Great Space Roaster (DVS)

American Dad

It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.

TV-14

10:02 PM

Holy S***, Jeff's Back!

American Dad

Jeff returns from space. Or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

TV-14

11:02 PM

Art Crawl

Bob's Burgers

When Linda asks Bob to let her sister hang her paintings in the restaurant for Art Week, Bob finds he's forced to contend with the city's Art Council, a shady troop of intimidating old ladies who control the art exhibited around town. Meanwhile, Louise, Gene and Tina are thrilled by all the attention their own art receives in the restaurant.

TV-14

Tuesday, Feb 27
12:02 AM

Burger Wars

Bob's Burgers

When Bob's eccentric landlord, Mr. Fischoeder, pays the family a visit, he informs Bob that his rival across the street, Jimmy Pesto of Pesto's Pizzeria, wants to take over Bob's lease so that he can expand his gift shop. With little time and not enough money, the Belcher family must cook up some business or luck to save the restaurant.

TV-PG

1:02 AM

Mother Tucker (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show.

TV-14

2:02 AM

Space Cadet (DVS)

Family Guy

After Chris enrolls in a NASA space camp, Stewie accidentally launches the Griffins into outer space.

TV-14

3:02 AM

Chapter One and Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary finishes the final days of his 5 year prison sentence aboard Galaxy One, when he meets Mooncake, a little green alien, who has the galaxy's most dangerous bounty hunters chasing after it. Gary swears to keep Mooncake safe from the anyone who would do it harm. Little does Gary know, Mooncake is the world's most adorable planet destroying super weapon. And Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Episode 81131 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:02 AM

Episode 81131 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

6:02 AM

Chapter One and Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary finishes the final days of his 5 year prison sentence aboard Galaxy One, when he meets Mooncake, a little green alien, who has the galaxy's most dangerous bounty hunters chasing after it. Gary swears to keep Mooncake safe from the anyone who would do it harm. Little does Gary know, Mooncake is the world's most adorable planet destroying super weapon. And Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

7:02 AM

Episode 81131 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:02 AM

Episode 81131 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

9:02 AM

Chapter One and Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary finishes the final days of his 5 year prison sentence aboard Galaxy One, when he meets Mooncake, a little green alien, who has the galaxy's most dangerous bounty hunters chasing after it. Gary swears to keep Mooncake safe from the anyone who would do it harm. Little does Gary know, Mooncake is the world's most adorable planet destroying super weapon. And Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

10:02 AM

And a Loan for Christmas (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline obtain a bank loan to mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts so they can sell them at high-end boutiques. Meanwhile, the diner gang poses in Chestnut's barn for a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.

TV-14

11:02 AM

And the Past and the Furious (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg plans something special for Sophie.

TV-14

12:02 PM

And the Crime Ring (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy's apartment to retrieve some rings Caroline left there after she spent the night.

TV-14

1:02 PM

Pregnant Pause (1)

King of Queens, The

Carrie learns that she is pregnant.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Major Disturbance

King of Queens, The

The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Butter Shave, The

Seinfeld

Jerry gets upset when a lame comic follows his act; Kramer uses butter.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

One with the Kips, The

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

5:02 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

Butter Shave, The

Seinfeld

Jerry gets upset when a lame comic follows his act; Kramer uses butter.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with the Kips, The

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

8:02 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

11:02 PM

One with the Cop, The

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Feb 28
12:02 AM

Veracity Elasticity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In order to remain Sheldon's roomie, Amy fibs about repairs being made to her apartment. Later, they present a episode of "Fun with Flags" in Penny's apartment.

TV-14

1:02 AM

Geology Elevation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.

TV-PG

2:02 AM

Birthday Synchronicity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The Wolowitz baby arrives, while Sheldon and Amy celebrate Amy's birthday.

TV-PG

3:02 AM

Veracity Elasticity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In order to remain Sheldon's roomie, Amy fibs about repairs being made to her apartment. Later, they present a episode of "Fun with Flags" in Penny's apartment.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Geology Elevation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.

TV-PG

5:02 AM

Episode 81132 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

6:02 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta, a talented but carefree detective, and his colleagues meet their new captain, Ray Holt, a tightly wound man determined to improve the dysfunctional 99th precinct.

TV-14

7:02 AM

48 Hours (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake's co-workers help him find evidence to keep a suspect he arrested in custody. Gina and Rosa have a pie contest. Holt helps Terry look better to his in-laws.

TV-14

8:02 AM

Episode 81132

Conan

TV-14

9:02 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta, a talented but carefree detective, and his colleagues meet their new captain, Ray Holt, a tightly wound man determined to improve the dysfunctional 99th precinct.

TV-14

10:02 AM

48 Hours (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake's co-workers help him find evidence to keep a suspect he arrested in custody. Gina and Rosa have a pie contest. Holt helps Terry look better to his in-laws.

TV-14

11:02 AM

Taxing Problem

Married with Children

About to be audited by the IRS, Al has to come up with a quick five grand and decides to sell Peggy's hair.

TV-PG

12:02 PM

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em Part 1

Married with Children

When Steve dumps Marcy to become a park ranger, ever-supportive Peggy talks her into a Las Vegas vacation with Al.

TV-PG

1:02 PM

Brace Yourself

King of Queens, The

An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.

TV-PG

2:02 PM

Ruff Goin'

King of Queens, The

Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy, a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.

TV-PG

3:02 PM

Blood, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's parents notice his weight gain and ask Izzy (Lloyd Bridges) to train him.

TV-PG

4:02 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

5:02 PM

One with the Invitation, The

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

6:02 PM

Blood, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's parents notice his weight gain and ask Izzy (Lloyd Bridges) to train him.

TV-PG

7:02 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

8:02 PM

One with the Invitation, The

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

9:02 PM

One with the Ball, The

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

10:02 PM

Chapter Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

11:02 PM

One After Vegas, The

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

Thursday, Mar 1
12:03 AM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

1:03 AM

Chapter Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

2:03 AM

Allowance Evaporation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University; and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.

TV-PG

3:03 AM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

4:03 AM

Emotion Detection Automation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon learns about an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions and decides to test it. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit; and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.

TV-PG

5:03 AM

Episode 81133 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

6:03 AM

October 4, 2017

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal explores America's other favorite pastime: screwing over Puerto Rico.

TV-MA

7:03 AM

Story Eight (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Trailer-park-boy Tommy takes his trailer-park-girl Marla to the mountains in an effort to wean her off crystal meth.

TV-MA

8:03 AM

Episode 81133 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

9:03 AM

Al ... with Kelly

Married with Children

After faking colds to get out of visiting Peggy's mother, Al and Kelly rejoice at their week of freedom, but when Kelly really gets sick, Al is forced to play nursemaid.

TV-PG

10:03 AM

Unnatural, The

Married with Children

Al's pride is on the line when his softball team threatens to bench him right before the league championship.

TV-PG

11:03 AM

Kelly Bounces Back

Married with Children

When Al insists that Kelly get a job, she enrolls in modeling school, at Al's expense, and sets her sights on becoming a car showroom model.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Wabbit Season

Married with Children

A stressed-out Al takes up gardening for relaxation but ends up battling a pesky rabbit.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Mama Cast

King of Queens, The

Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Kelly Bounces Back

Married with Children

When Al insists that Kelly get a job, she enrolls in modeling school, at Al's expense, and sets her sights on becoming a car showroom model.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Slicer, The

Seinfeld

Kramer buys a meat slicer; Jerry's date (Marcia Cross) considers his job meaningless.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

Slicer, The

Seinfeld

Kramer buys a meat slicer; Jerry's date (Marcia Cross) considers his job meaningless.

TV-PG

7:03 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

One on the Last Night, The

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

11:03 PM

One with the Joke, The

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

Friday, Mar 2
12:03 AM

Chapter Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

1:03 AM

Reverse Peephole, The

Seinfeld

Puddy wears a fur coat; Jerry doesn't use a wallet; Newman may face eviction.

TV-PG

2:03 AM

Collaboration Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.

TV-PG

3:03 AM

Chapter Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

4:03 AM

Reverse Peephole, The

Seinfeld

Puddy wears a fur coat; Jerry doesn't use a wallet; Newman may face eviction.

TV-PG

5:03 AM

Episode 81134 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

6:03 AM

Yippie Kayak (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry must leave his family celebration on Christmas Eve to save Jake, Charles and Gina from a real Die Hard situation. Amy tries to prove that she is as tough as Rosa and Holt.

TV-14

7:03 AM

M.E. Time (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake hits on an attractive medical examiner at a crime scene and holds up the autopsy report; Amy's purse-snatching case is stalled when the sketch artist is out sick.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Episode 81134 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

9:03 AM

Yippie Kayak (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry must leave his family celebration on Christmas Eve to save Jake, Charles and Gina from a real Die Hard situation. Amy tries to prove that she is as tough as Rosa and Holt.

TV-14

10:03 AM

M.E. Time (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake hits on an attractive medical examiner at a crime scene and holds up the autopsy report; Amy's purse-snatching case is stalled when the sketch artist is out sick.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Godfather

Married with Children

Al entertains notions of greatness when he discovers that Kelly's new boyfriend is an influential city politician.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Man's Castle, A

Married with Children

When Peg enrolls in an interior design course, she chooses the Bundy home as her first project but Al's in an uproar when she sets her sights on his sacred domain, the bathroom.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

And Baby Makes Money

Married with Children

Al discovers new-found passion when he learns that he and Peggy stand to inherit a fortune by producing another Bundy baby.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

Godfather

Married with Children

Al entertains notions of greatness when he discovers that Kelly's new boyfriend is an influential city politician.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Strongbox, The

Seinfeld

Kramer hides his strongbox key at Jerry's place; a neighbor feuds with Jerry.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

6:03 PM

Strongbox, The

Seinfeld

Kramer hides his strongbox key at Jerry's place; a neighbor feuds with Jerry.

TV-PG

7:03 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

9:03 PM

One with Unagi, The

Friends

Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

11:03 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

Saturday, Mar 3
12:03 AM

Old School (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake gets to spend the day with his hero, a former crime reporter; Terry and Charles work with Rosa on how she comes across on the witness stand.

TV-14

1:03 AM

Lost in Space (DVS)

American Dad

In order to return to Earth, the space-bound Jeff must convince an emperor that he is in love with Hayley.

TV-14

2:03 AM

It's a Trap Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

The Trilogy comes full circle in this parody of Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Old School (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake gets to spend the day with his hero, a former crime reporter; Terry and Charles work with Rosa on how she comes across on the witness stand.

TV-14

4:03 AM

Chapter Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

5:03 AM

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (DVS)

Trouble-prone Percy Jackson is having problems in high school - but that's the least of his challenges. It's the 21st century, but the gods of Mount Olympus seem to have walked out of the pages of Percy's Greek mythology texts and into his life. Percy has learned that his real father is Poseidon, god of the sea, which means Percy is a demigod - half human, half god. At the same time, the powerful gods on Olympus are feuding, which could launch a war enveloping our entire planet. Now, Percy must prepare for the adventure of a lifetime, and the stakes couldn't be higher. With ominous storm clouds brewing over Earth and his own life now in peril, Percy travels to a special enclave called Camp Half Blood, where he trains to harness his newly discovered powers and prevent a devastating war among the gods. There, Percy meets two fellow demigods - the warrior Annabeth, who is searching for her mother, the goddess Athena; and his friend and protector, Grover, who is actually a brave but untested satyr. Grover and Annabeth then join Percy on an incredible transcontinental odyssey that takes them six hundred stories above New York City (the portal to Mount Olympus) and to the iconic Hollywood sign, under which burn the fires of the Underworld. At journey's end rests the fate of the world - and the life of Percy's mother Sally, whom Percy must rescue from the depths of Hell itself.

TV-PG

6:03 AM

Road to the Boston Major - The Big Stage

ELeague

The New Legends travel to Boston and get ready to face off on the big stage. A packed arena awaits, and fans get their first chance to show the world how much this tournament means to them.

7:03 AM

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (DVS)

The exhibits at New York's Natural History Museum come to life at night, and when they start behaving strangely, Larry, newly-promoted director of nighttime operations, must find out why. The Tablet, which magically brings the creatures to life, has started to decay and the only method of restoring is available at the British Museum. In order to save his museum "family," Larry, his son Nick and the museum exhibits, travel from New York to London, to discover the Tablet's secret.

TV-PG

8:03 AM

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (DVS)

Trouble-prone Percy Jackson is having problems in high school - but that's the least of his challenges. It's the 21st century, but the gods of Mount Olympus seem to have walked out of the pages of Percy's Greek mythology texts and into his life. Percy has learned that his real father is Poseidon, god of the sea, which means Percy is a demigod - half human, half god. At the same time, the powerful gods on Olympus are feuding, which could launch a war enveloping our entire planet. Now, Percy must prepare for the adventure of a lifetime, and the stakes couldn't be higher. With ominous storm clouds brewing over Earth and his own life now in peril, Percy travels to a special enclave called Camp Half Blood, where he trains to harness his newly discovered powers and prevent a devastating war among the gods. There, Percy meets two fellow demigods - the warrior Annabeth, who is searching for her mother, the goddess Athena; and his friend and protector, Grover, who is actually a brave but untested satyr. Grover and Annabeth then join Percy on an incredible transcontinental odyssey that takes them six hundred stories above New York City (the portal to Mount Olympus) and to the iconic Hollywood sign, under which burn the fires of the Underworld. At journey's end rests the fate of the world - and the life of Percy's mother Sally, whom Percy must rescue from the depths of Hell itself.

TV-PG

9:03 AM

Control

New Girl

After Jess realizes that Schmidt is unfairly doing all of the housework, she pushes him to go on strike, and the entire ecosystem of the loft is thrown off balance. Meanwhile, Nick scrambles when he must pay up to Winston after losing a poker game.

TV-14

10:03 AM

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (DVS)

The exhibits at New York's Natural History Museum come to life at night, and when they start behaving strangely, Larry, newly-promoted director of nighttime operations, must find out why. The Tablet, which magically brings the creatures to life, has started to decay and the only method of restoring is available at the British Museum. In order to save his museum "family," Larry, his son Nick and the museum exhibits, travel from New York to London, to discover the Tablet's secret.

TV-PG

11:03 AM

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

Married with Children

Peg and Al must decide whether to give their last hundred dollars to Bud, who's been selected a top teen and invited to go to the White House and meet the President, or to Kelly, who has a chance to become Miss Weenie Tot and win a year's supply of Al's favorite treat.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

Frank Goes Downstairs

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

50 First Dates (DVS)

Arctic marine life veterinarian Henry Roth has his future all mapped out. When he's not tending to the sea animals at Sea Life Park in Hawaii, he is breaking the hearts of mainland tourists in search of a vacation romance. A long-term relationship for Henry is out of the question. It would scuttle his 10-year dream of sailing to Alaska to study the underwater life of walruses. Henry is close to making his dream come true when his schooner, the Sea Serpent, suffers a mishap during a trial run, which lands him at the Hukilau Café where the regulars eye him with distrust when he sets his eyes on one of its patrons, the beautiful young Lucy Whitmore. Henry is immediately smitten with Lucy, and after a first chat with her about waffles and sea mammals, Henry finds himself more and more interested in Lucy. Ignoring his own rule about dating local girls, he makes a date to meet her for breakfast the next day. But when he arrives and makes a reference to their previous conversation, she thinks he's some kind of freak and calls for help. Lucy has no idea who he is. And Henry realizes that if he wants to win her affections, he's going to have to start over again every day for the rest of his life.

TV-14

3:03 PM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

Intern, The

Ben Whittaker is a 70-year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin.

TV-14

5:03 PM

50 First Dates (DVS)

Arctic marine life veterinarian Henry Roth has his future all mapped out. When he's not tending to the sea animals at Sea Life Park in Hawaii, he is breaking the hearts of mainland tourists in search of a vacation romance. A long-term relationship for Henry is out of the question. It would scuttle his 10-year dream of sailing to Alaska to study the underwater life of walruses. Henry is close to making his dream come true when his schooner, the Sea Serpent, suffers a mishap during a trial run, which lands him at the Hukilau Café where the regulars eye him with distrust when he sets his eyes on one of its patrons, the beautiful young Lucy Whitmore. Henry is immediately smitten with Lucy, and after a first chat with her about waffles and sea mammals, Henry finds himself more and more interested in Lucy. Ignoring his own rule about dating local girls, he makes a date to meet her for breakfast the next day. But when he arrives and makes a reference to their previous conversation, she thinks he's some kind of freak and calls for help. Lucy has no idea who he is. And Henry realizes that if he wants to win her affections, he's going to have to start over again every day for the rest of his life.

TV-14

7:03 PM

Intern, The

Ben Whittaker is a 70-year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin.

TV-14

8:03 PM

One with the Ring, The

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

9:03 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

11:03 PM

Bookstore, The

Seinfeld

George hopes to meet women at a bookstore where Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting.

TV-PG

Sunday, Mar 4
12:03 AM

Maid, The

Seinfeld

Jerry begins a relationship with his maid (Angela Featherstone); George wants a nickname.

TV-PG

1:03 AM

Barbarian Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.

TV-PG

2:03 AM

Bookstore, The

Seinfeld

George hopes to meet women at a bookstore where Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting.

TV-PG

3:03 AM

Maid, The

Seinfeld

Jerry begins a relationship with his maid (Angela Featherstone); George wants a nickname.

TV-PG

4:03 AM

Barbarian Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.

TV-PG

5:03 AM

Euclid Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.

TV-14

6:03 AM

Panty Pinata Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house.

TV-PG

7:03 AM

Vows, The

Detour, The

Upon returning home from a winter at sea, Nate is left at the dock by his family. After a lift back to his "life"in town, he soon realizes things change fast. And he's not sure he likes it. Actually, he really hates it.

TV-MA

8:03 AM

Real Steel

In the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone high-tech, Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter loses his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8- foot-tall steel robots take over the ring. Now nothing but a small-time promoter, Charlie earns just enough money piecing together low-end bots from scrap metal to get from one underground boxing match to the next. When Charlie hits rock bottom, he reluctantly teams up with his estranged son Max to build and train a championship contender. As the stakes in the brutal, no-holds-barred arena are raised, Charlie and Max, against all odds, get one last shot at a comeback.

TV-14

9:03 AM

Cash Never Stops and the Knowledge Drops, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Snoop paints puzzling masterpieces, Wiz Khalifa and Snoop read Dr. Seuss books, and Snoop shows us why "black don't crack." A teacher and a brand ambassador go up against the wheel for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

10:03 AM

And the Zero Tolerance (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a trendy restaurant to help pay off their bank loan.

TV-14

11:03 AM

Mentalo Case

King of Queens, The

Doug recalls his childhood toy Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Golden Moldy

King of Queens, The

Doug downplays a problem in the basement so he and Carrie can still go on a trip they have planned.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

One with the Engagement Picture, The

Friends

Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One with Ross's Library Book, The

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

Thanksgiving (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Holt and Jake must leave Amy's Thanksgiving dinner to catch a perp, Boyle steps in to save the day.

TV-14

4:03 PM

One with the Engagement Picture, The

Friends

Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (DVS)

Trouble-prone Percy Jackson is having problems in high school - but that's the least of his challenges. It's the 21st century, but the gods of Mount Olympus seem to have walked out of the pages of Percy's Greek mythology texts and into his life. Percy has learned that his real father is Poseidon, god of the sea, which means Percy is a demigod - half human, half god. At the same time, the powerful gods on Olympus are feuding, which could launch a war enveloping our entire planet. Now, Percy must prepare for the adventure of a lifetime, and the stakes couldn't be higher. With ominous storm clouds brewing over Earth and his own life now in peril, Percy travels to a special enclave called Camp Half Blood, where he trains to harness his newly discovered powers and prevent a devastating war among the gods. There, Percy meets two fellow demigods - the warrior Annabeth, who is searching for her mother, the goddess Athena; and his friend and protector, Grover, who is actually a brave but untested satyr. Grover and Annabeth then join Percy on an incredible transcontinental odyssey that takes them six hundred stories above New York City (the portal to Mount Olympus) and to the iconic Hollywood sign, under which burn the fires of the Underworld. At journey's end rests the fate of the world - and the life of Percy's mother Sally, whom Percy must rescue from the depths of Hell itself.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

Thanksgiving (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Holt and Jake must leave Amy's Thanksgiving dinner to catch a perp, Boyle steps in to save the day.

TV-14

7:03 PM

Bet, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Amy settle their ongoing bet about who can make more arrests; Charles reveals what he really thinks about his colleagues while under the influence of pain medication.

TV-14

8:03 PM

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (DVS)

Trouble-prone Percy Jackson is having problems in high school - but that's the least of his challenges. It's the 21st century, but the gods of Mount Olympus seem to have walked out of the pages of Percy's Greek mythology texts and into his life. Percy has learned that his real father is Poseidon, god of the sea, which means Percy is a demigod - half human, half god. At the same time, the powerful gods on Olympus are feuding, which could launch a war enveloping our entire planet. Now, Percy must prepare for the adventure of a lifetime, and the stakes couldn't be higher. With ominous storm clouds brewing over Earth and his own life now in peril, Percy travels to a special enclave called Camp Half Blood, where he trains to harness his newly discovered powers and prevent a devastating war among the gods. There, Percy meets two fellow demigods - the warrior Annabeth, who is searching for her mother, the goddess Athena; and his friend and protector, Grover, who is actually a brave but untested satyr. Grover and Annabeth then join Percy on an incredible transcontinental odyssey that takes them six hundred stories above New York City (the portal to Mount Olympus) and to the iconic Hollywood sign, under which burn the fires of the Underworld. At journey's end rests the fate of the world - and the life of Percy's mother Sally, whom Percy must rescue from the depths of Hell itself.

TV-PG

10:03 PM

Real Steel (DVS)

In the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone high-tech, Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter loses his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8- foot-tall steel robots take over the ring. Now nothing but a small-time promoter, Charlie earns just enough money piecing together low-end bots from scrap metal to get from one underground boxing match to the next. When Charlie hits rock bottom, he reluctantly teams up with his estranged son Max to build and train a championship contender. As the stakes in the brutal, no-holds-barred arena are raised, Charlie and Max, against all odds, get one last shot at a comeback.

TV-14

11:03 PM

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (DVS)

Percy Jackson isn't feeling very heroic. The half-human son of Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea, once saved the world, but Percy's starting to think that might have been a fluke. Is he a flash in the pan a one-quest wonder? When Percy learns he has a half-brother who's a monster, he wonders if being the son of Poseidon might be more of a curse than a blessing.

TV-PG

Monday, Mar 5
1:03 AM

Real Steel (DVS)

In the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone high-tech, Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter loses his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8- foot-tall steel robots take over the ring. Now nothing but a small-time promoter, Charlie earns just enough money piecing together low-end bots from scrap metal to get from one underground boxing match to the next. When Charlie hits rock bottom, he reluctantly teams up with his estranged son Max to build and train a championship contender. As the stakes in the brutal, no-holds-barred arena are raised, Charlie and Max, against all odds, get one last shot at a comeback.

TV-14

4:03 AM

Chapter Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

5:03 AM

Transformers (DVS)

The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. All that stands between the Decepticons and ultimate power is a clue held by young Sam Witwicky. Unaware that he is mankind's last chance for survival, Sam and Bumblebee, his robot disguised as a car, are in a race against an enemy unlike anything anyone has seen before.

TV-PG

7:03 AM

Chapter Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (DVS)

Percy Jackson isn't feeling very heroic. The half-human son of Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea, once saved the world, but Percy's starting to think that might have been a fluke. Is he a flash in the pan a one-quest wonder? When Percy learns he has a half-brother who's a monster, he wonders if being the son of Poseidon might be more of a curse than a blessing.

TV-PG

10:03 AM

Top of the Heap

Married with Children

Al loses his television set on a neighborhood boxing bet; even so, he, along with the boxer's dad, advise defeated fighter Vinnie to marry rich and forget about a career.

TV-PG

11:03 AM

Route 666 Part 1

Married with Children

When Al takes the family on a road trip to a shoe convention in California, the Bundys discover a golden opportunity when their car breaks down in the middle of a ghost town.

TV-PG

12:03 PM

Buck the Stud

Married with Children

Buck the Dog has romantic designs on every bitch in the neighborhood, but dashes Peg & Al's hopes of becoming wealthy breeders when he refuses to court a pampered pedigree.

TV-PG

1:03 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

2:03 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One with the Truth About London, The

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

4:03 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

5:03 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

6:03 PM

One with the Truth About London, The

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

7:03 PM

One with Joey's Award, The

Friends

Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.

TV-PG

8:03 PM

Beer Walk

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland invites his friend from Quahog to participate in a charity beer walk; Rallo dresses up like characters from famous horror movies.

TV-14

9:03 PM

Bob Day Afternoon

Bob's Burgers

A bank robber holds up a bank across the street from Bob's Burgers. When the robbery goes awry, Bob finds himself at the center of a hostage crisis.

TV-14

10:03 PM

Chapter Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

11:03 PM

Torpedo

Bob's Burgers

Bob's hero, a washed-up professional baseball player named Torpedo Jones, starts pitching for the local minor league team. Torpedo befriends the Belcher's, and Bob is ecstatic until he finds out about the dark underbelly of baseball.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Mar 6
12:03 AM

Bob Day Afternoon

Bob's Burgers

A bank robber holds up a bank across the street from Bob's Burgers. When the robbery goes awry, Bob finds himself at the center of a hostage crisis.

TV-14

1:03 AM

Chapter Two (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Avocato must chase down the ruthless bounty hunter, Terk, before he can tell the Lord Commander that Mooncake is aboard the Galaxy One.

TV-14

2:03 AM

12 and a Half Angry Men (DVS)

Family Guy

Mayor West goes on trial for murder after his aide is found stabbed to death.

TV-14

3:03 AM

Chapter Three (DVS)

Final Space

Gary tries to hide Mooncake safely away on the planet Yarno. But instead, Gary and Avocato are trapped in a terrifying mind-puzzle, while Mooncake is taken from them, and forced to fight in a combat arena called the Deathcropolis. Quinn continues to investigate the mystery of the gravitational disturbance.

TV-14

4:03 AM

Farmer Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

When a crime spree sweeps through Quahog, the Griffins move to the safety of a farm, where they're forced to open a meth lab to make ends meet.

TV-14

5:03 AM

Episode 81135 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

6:03 AM

Chapter Three (DVS)

Final Space

Gary tries to hide Mooncake safely away on the planet Yarno. But instead, Gary and Avocato are trapped in a terrifying mind-puzzle, while Mooncake is taken from them, and forced to fight in a combat arena called the Deathcropolis. Quinn continues to investigate the mystery of the gravitational disturbance.

TV-14

7:03 AM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

8:03 AM

Chapter Three (DVS)

Final Space

Gary tries to hide Mooncake safely away on the planet Yarno. But instead, Gary and Avocato are trapped in a terrifying mind-puzzle, while Mooncake is taken from them, and forced to fight in a combat arena called the Deathcropolis. Quinn continues to investigate the mystery of the gravitational disturbance.

TV-14