DVS Offerings

Thursday, Aug 16
12:08 AM

Daesong Heavy Industries (DVS)

American Dad

Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented "Noah's Ark."

TV-14

1:08 AM

Friendship Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

August 15, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal presents a "who's who" of the country's up and coming fascists, cooks up a lesson on undocumented food workers with Padma Lakshmi, and enjoys a good healing cry while listening to Brandi Carlile.

TV-MA

3:08 AM

Locomotive Manipulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Conan Without Borders: Haiti

Conan

CONAN travels internationally for the 8th time in three years for CONAN Without Borders: Haiti, a primetime special. After hearing President Trump's disparaging remarks about Haiti, O'Brien immediately decided to announce his intentions to visit the island nation.

TV-14

5:08 AM

August 15, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal presents a "who's who" of the country's up and coming fascists, cooks up a lesson on undocumented food workers with Padma Lakshmi, and enjoys a good healing cry while listening to Brandi Carlile.

TV-MA

6:08 AM

Famous Ventriloquist Did It, The (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A ventriloquist is dead and the lieutenant is just sick about it. On the case, Tribeca delves into the salacious world of American ventriloquism. The only problem? Geils always wanted to be a ventriloquist, which may not sound like a problem but is.

TV-PG

7:08 AM

Conan Without Borders: Haiti

Conan

CONAN travels internationally for the 8th time in three years for CONAN Without Borders: Haiti, a primetime special. After hearing President Trump's disparaging remarks about Haiti, O'Brien immediately decided to announce his intentions to visit the island nation.

TV-14

8:08 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

The mayor is being blackmailed and the lieutenant is just sick about it. Angie Tribeca is assigned a new partner, Jay Geils, to find the blackmailer and bring him to justice. The only problem? Tribeca works alone.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Famous Ventriloquist Did It, The (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A ventriloquist is dead and the lieutenant is just sick about it. On the case, Tribeca delves into the salacious world of American ventriloquism. The only problem? Geils always wanted to be a ventriloquist, which may not sound like a problem but is.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Commissioner Bigfish (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

Tribeca and Geils are poking around into a prostitution ring and the lieutenant is just sick, mostly about it. Afraid of what they might uncover, he orders them to stop. The only problem? "Stop" isn't a word in Angie Tribeca's vocabulary.

TV-14

11:08 AM

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Part 2

Married with Children

The men take action over Peg and Marcy, just to make them feel bad about what happened.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Animal Attraction

King of Queens, The

Doug ruins St. Valentine's Day when he cancels a dinner with Carrie to transport penguins to Albany.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Cowardly Lyin'

King of Queens, The

Doug gets caught lying to avoid going to the opera.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Jacket, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry loves an expensive suede jacket until he buys it.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Animal Attraction

King of Queens, The

Doug ruins St. Valentine's Day when he cancels a dinner with Carrie to transport penguins to Albany.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Cowardly Lyin'

King of Queens, The

Doug gets caught lying to avoid going to the opera.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Jacket, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry loves an expensive suede jacket until he buys it.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One Where Emma Cries, The

Friends

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth (DVS)

American Dad

When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet."

TV-14

9:08 PM

Garfield and Friends (DVS)

American Dad

Stan brings President Garfield back to life in order to teach Hayley about history. Steve writes for the school newspaper.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Apartment, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry regrets encouraging Elaine to move into his building.

TV-PG

Friday, Aug 17
12:08 AM

Statue, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry thinks a friend stole his statue, but doesn't know how to get it back.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Relationship Diremption, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj and Howard double-date and the latter is flushed with embarrassment after Raj's girlfriend reveals a secret she knows about Howard. Meanwhile, Sheldon is at loose ends when he begins to believe he's wasted his life trying to prove string theory.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Apartment, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry regrets encouraging Elaine to move into his building.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Statue, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry thinks a friend stole his statue, but doesn't know how to get it back.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Conan Without Borders: Italy

Conan

CONAN takes the show internationally for the ninth time in three years as the popular host travels to Italy. For his latest adventure, OÆBrien put a different spin on his usual travel shows bringing along fan favorite show staffer Jordan Schlansky.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Coral Palms Part 3 (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Conclusion. The team take a road trip to Florida to help Jake and Holt take down Jimmy Figgis, but an unexpected injury and Sheriff Reynolds thwart their plan. Then, Jake and Amy have an awkward reunion.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Halloween IV (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The squad compete in the precinct's annual Halloween heist in hopes of winning this year's title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Conan Without Borders: Italy

Conan

CONAN takes the show internationally for the ninth time in three years as the popular host travels to Italy. For his latest adventure, OÆBrien put a different spin on his usual travel shows bringing along fan favorite show staffer Jordan Schlansky.

TV-14

8:08 AM

Coral Palms Part 3 (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Conclusion. The team take a road trip to Florida to help Jake and Holt take down Jimmy Figgis, but an unexpected injury and Sheriff Reynolds thwart their plan. Then, Jake and Amy have an awkward reunion.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Halloween IV (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The squad compete in the precinct's annual Halloween heist in hopes of winning this year's title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Stalking Dead (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras at the Texas movie set where Randy works; Han and Oleg fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.

TV-14

11:08 AM

Guys and Dolls

Married with Children

When Al and Steve become obsessed with collecting baseball cards, Peggy and Marcy dig out their old Barbie dolls and re-live their childhood fantasies.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Queens' bro Bridge

King of Queens, The

Doug becomes excited when he learns Arthur inherited a house 10 years ago and may move.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Clothes Encounter

King of Queens, The

Carrie returns expensive clothes for a full refund after wearing them.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Revenge, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George seeks revenge on his ex-boss for not rehiring him.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Queens' bro Bridge

King of Queens, The

Doug becomes excited when he learns Arthur inherited a house 10 years ago and may move.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Clothes Encounter

King of Queens, The

Carrie returns expensive clothes for a full refund after wearing them.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Revenge, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George seeks revenge on his ex-boss for not rehiring him.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

7:08 PM

One with Joey's Bag, The

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Next of Pin (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve start bowling together to have more quality time and Steve gets discovered for his bowling talent. Klaus holds a contest to test whether Roger or Hayley have the worse attention span.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Father's Daze (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family forgets to celebrate Father's Day, and so to make it up to Stan, they plan out the perfect day. Stan uses a CIA device to erase their memories and have them continually plan perfect days for him.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Next of Pin (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Steve start bowling together to have more quality time and Steve gets discovered for his bowling talent. Klaus holds a contest to test whether Roger or Hayley have the worse attention span.

TV-14

Saturday, Aug 18
12:08 AM

Father's Daze (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family forgets to celebrate Father's Day, and so to make it up to Stan, they plan out the perfect day. Stan uses a CIA device to erase their memories and have them continually plan perfect days for him.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Welcome Back, Carter (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter extorts Carter after finding out he's having an affair with another woman.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Duff, The (DVS)

Frumpy high-school senior Bianca has a rude awakening when she learns her classmates secretly know her as the Duff, designated ugly fat friend, to her prettier and more popular pals. Desperate to reinvent herself, Bianca enlists the aid of Wesley, a charming jock. In order to save her senior year from becoming a complete disaster, Bianca must find the confidence to overthrow a judgmental student and revolutionize the school's social order.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

7:08 AM

10,000 B.C.

In a remote mountain tribe, the young hunter D'Leh has found his heart's passion--the beautiful Evolet. But when a band of mysterious warlords raid his village and kidnap Evolet, D'Leh leads a small group of hunters to pursue the warlords to the end of the world to save her. As they venture into unknown lands for the first time, the group discovers there are civilizations beyond their own and that mankind's reach is far greater than they ever knew. At each encounter the group is joined by other tribes who have been attacked by the slave raiders, turning D'Leh's once small band into an army. Driven by destiny, the unlikely warriors must battle prehistoric predators while braving the harshest elements. At their heroic journey's end, they uncover a lost civilization and learn their ultimate fate lies in an empire beyond imagination, where great pyramids reach into the skies. Here they will take their stand against a tyrannical god who has brutally enslaved their own. And it is here that D'Leh finally comes to understand that he has been called to save not only Evolet but all of civilization.

TV-PG

8:08 AM

Duff, The (DVS)

Frumpy high-school senior Bianca has a rude awakening when she learns her classmates secretly know her as the Duff, designated ugly fat friend, to her prettier and more popular pals. Desperate to reinvent herself, Bianca enlists the aid of Wesley, a charming jock. In order to save her senior year from becoming a complete disaster, Bianca must find the confidence to overthrow a judgmental student and revolutionize the school's social order.

TV-14

9:08 AM

He Thought He Could

Married with Children

When Al finds a library book that is 31 years overdue, he decides to finally face the librarian who once pegged him as a deadbeat.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Poke High

Married with Children

While Kelly tries to score with a high school fullback, Al roots for the opposing team in hopes his old school record will remain intact.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

He Thought He Could

Married with Children

When Al finds a library book that is 31 years overdue, he decides to finally face the librarian who once pegged him as a deadbeat.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Poke High

Married with Children

While Kelly tries to score with a high school fullback, Al roots for the opposing team in hopes his old school record will remain intact.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Pacifier, The (DVS)

Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-year-old Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm's way. While drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a S.E.A.L. out of water, but this tough-guy loner soon realizes that he's also facing the most important mission of his life: becoming part of a family and bringing them all closer together.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Hangover Part III, The (DVS)

In the aftermath of the death of Alan's father, the wolfpack decide to take Alan to get treated for his mental issues. But things start to go wrong on the way to the hospital as the wolfpack is assaulted and Doug is kidnapped. Now they must find Mr. Chow again in order to surrender him to the gangster who kidnapped Doug in order to save him.

TV-14

4:08 PM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

6:08 PM

Hangover Part III, The (DVS)

In the aftermath of the death of Alan's father, the wolfpack decide to take Alan to get treated for his mental issues. But things start to go wrong on the way to the hospital as the wolfpack is assaulted and Doug is kidnapped. Now they must find Mr. Chow again in order to surrender him to the gangster who kidnapped Doug in order to save him.

TV-14

7:08 PM

One with the Ball, The

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One in Vegas Part 1, The

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One After Vegas, The

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

Big Salad, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police; guest Michelle Forbes.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Proton Transmogrification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A grief-stricken Sheldon receives counseling from his childhood TV idol, Professor Proton, while Penny and Leonard reach a relationship milestone and turn it into a competition and Bernadette and Amy turn Star Wars Day into a special event for the guys.

TV-PG

Sunday, Aug 19
12:08 AM

Status Quo Combustion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets caught up in all the life-altering changes going on around him and considers a monumental move.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Big Salad, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police; guest Michelle Forbes.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Proton Transmogrification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A grief-stricken Sheldon receives counseling from his childhood TV idol, Professor Proton, while Penny and Leonard reach a relationship milestone and turn it into a competition and Bernadette and Amy turn Star Wars Day into a special event for the guys.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Puke & Cigars (DVS)

Wrecked

After a charismatic millionaire rescues the survivors, Jess and Florence suspect he may not be what he seems, and set out to answer the question -- who is Declan Stanwick? And more importantly, who is reading this? Anyone?

TV-MA

4:08 AM

Junior Professor Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is ordered to teach a class, and the gang is surprised when Howard signs up to take it; and tensions between Penny and Bernadette afford Amy an opportunity to play one against the other.

TV-PG

5:08 AM

Hook-Up Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj's girlfriend, Emily, gives Penny the cold shoulder after he reveals some info about their past history; and the guys contemplate buying into Stuart's comic-book emporium.

TV-PG

6:08 AM

Puke & Cigars (DVS)

Wrecked

After a charismatic millionaire rescues the survivors, Jess and Florence suspect he may not be what he seems, and set out to answer the question -- who is Declan Stanwick? And more importantly, who is reading this? Anyone?

TV-MA

7:08 AM

Makin' Bank with the MC of Swank

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Snoop and Method Man rock out to Eighties hits, ôClawsö star Karrueche Tran schools us on selfies, and Snoop reads us fairy tales. A cheerleader and hip hop hipster square off for a chance to win $25,000.

TV-14

8:08 AM

Racks Getting' Stacked

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Kelly Osbourne critiques runway fashions and Snoop performs on the cowbell. A history teacher and a twerking pop culture junkie have to guess what the hell Snoop just painted. The winner gets a chance to spin for $25,000.

TV-14

9:08 AM

And the Tease Time (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby and tries to spice things up by taking a burlesque class. She's accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to give up sex in the wake of her breakup with Randy. She also goes golfing with Han.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Assaulted Nuts

King of Queens, The

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

TV-14

11:08 AM

Dire Strayts

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone (``Everybody Loves Raymond'') to dinner; Doug gets stuck in the attic.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Assaulted Nuts

King of Queens, The

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

TV-14

2:08 PM

Dire Strayts

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone (``Everybody Loves Raymond'') to dinner; Doug gets stuck in the attic.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Toronto Blue Jays @ New York Yankees

MLB 2018 Sunday Games

8:08 PM

Skyfire Cycle (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry meets his lifelong hero, a famous author, after the man receives death threats. Elsewhere, Gina forces her way into the Boyle clan of cousins in hopes of choosing the next family vacation; and Holt's furious when Amy sides with Kevin in an argument about a math puzzle.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Wild Hogs

Tired of their humdrum lives, some middle-aged friends decide to temporarily ditch their responsibilities and take a motorcycle trip. The freedom of the open road holds many surprises for the group, including an encounter with the Del Fuegos, a hardcore gang, who take a dim view of the novice bikers.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Tower Heist (DVS)

Queens native Josh Kovaks has managed one of the most luxurious and well-secured residences in New York City for more than a decade. Under his watchful eye, nothing goes undetected. In the swankiest unit atop Josh's building, Wall Street titan Arthur Shaw is under house arrest after being caught stealing two billion from his investors. The hardest hit among those he defrauded? The tower staffers whose pensions he was entrusted to manage. With only days before Arthur gets away with the perfect crime, Josh's crew turns to petty crook Slide to plan the nearly impossible...to steal what they are sure is hidden in Arthur's guarded condo. Though amateurs, these rookie thieves know the building better than anyone. Turns out they've been casing the place for years, they just didn't know it.

TV-14

11:08 PM

Money Talks

On the weekend of his wedding, tabloid television journalist James Russell is in need of a scoop. He finds it when a famous jewel thief, Villard, escapes from prison while handcuffed to Franklin Hatchett, a ticket scalper. Once the burglar and Franklin are separated, the latter teams up with Russell to locate a Villard's hidden cache of diamonds.

TV-14

Monday, Aug 20
12:08 AM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Tower Heist (DVS)

Queens native Josh Kovaks has managed one of the most luxurious and well-secured residences in New York City for more than a decade. Under his watchful eye, nothing goes undetected. In the swankiest unit atop Josh's building, Wall Street titan Arthur Shaw is under house arrest after being caught stealing two billion from his investors. The hardest hit among those he defrauded? The tower staffers whose pensions he was entrusted to manage. With only days before Arthur gets away with the perfect crime, Josh's crew turns to petty crook Slide to plan the nearly impossible...to steal what they are sure is hidden in Arthur's guarded condo. Though amateurs, these rookie thieves know the building better than anyone. Turns out they've been casing the place for years, they just didn't know it.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

Chief Inspector Lee of the Hong Kong Police and LAPD detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation. Carter is looking forward to discovering the city for the first time. But when they arrive, they discover a bomb has exploded in the American Embassy, killing two U.S. customs agents who had been investigating a counterfeiting ring. The Hong Kong police suspect that Triad crime lord Ricky Tan is behind the blast. Inspector Lee is assigned to crack the case, much to the chagrin of Carter who is annoyed as he feels his vacation slipping away. But for Lee the case is personal -- Tan was once his father's police partner and played a direct role in his death. The two cops set off in pursuit of Tan, but this time around it is Detective Carter who is a fish out of water and Lee now has the chance to teach him some lessons. But of course, as the pair chase Tan from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and beyond, Carter has a few things to teach the locals as well.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Interview, The (DVS)

Dave Skylark and producer Aaron Rapoport run the celebrity tabloid show "Skylark Tonight." When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, they are recruited by the CIA to turn their trip to Pyongyang into an assassination mission.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

Chief Inspector Lee of the Hong Kong Police and LAPD detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation. Carter is looking forward to discovering the city for the first time. But when they arrive, they discover a bomb has exploded in the American Embassy, killing two U.S. customs agents who had been investigating a counterfeiting ring. The Hong Kong police suspect that Triad crime lord Ricky Tan is behind the blast. Inspector Lee is assigned to crack the case, much to the chagrin of Carter who is annoyed as he feels his vacation slipping away. But for Lee the case is personal -- Tan was once his father's police partner and played a direct role in his death. The two cops set off in pursuit of Tan, but this time around it is Detective Carter who is a fish out of water and Lee now has the chance to teach him some lessons. But of course, as the pair chase Tan from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and beyond, Carter has a few things to teach the locals as well.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Interview, The (DVS)

Dave Skylark and producer Aaron Rapoport run the celebrity tabloid show "Skylark Tonight." When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, they are recruited by the CIA to turn their trip to Pyongyang into an assassination mission.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Her Cups Runneth Over

Married with Children

Peggy is so miserable when her favorite bra is discontinued that Al is forced to take matters into his own hands and find a replacement.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Terry Crews vs. Luis Fonsi

Drop the Mic

Two pals put their friendship on the line when Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt take it too far in a rap battle. And funnyman Terry Crews squares up on the Internet's most watched musician, Despacito's Luis Fonsi.

TV-14

11:08 AM

Darren Criss vs. Gaten Matarazzo & Chandler Riggs vs. Chad L. Coleman

Drop the Mic

The cuteness is undeniable when American Crime Story's Darren Criss faces Stranger Things star Gaten Matarazzo in a stinging rap battle, while we try and find redemption when two former Walking Dead stars, Chandler Riggs & Chad L. Coleman, rise from the ashes to lyrically spar. Will either have the bite to infect?

TV-14

12:08 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Terry Crews vs. Luis Fonsi

Drop the Mic

Two pals put their friendship on the line when Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt take it too far in a rap battle. And funnyman Terry Crews squares up on the Internet's most watched musician, Despacito's Luis Fonsi.

TV-14

2:08 PM

Darren Criss vs. Gaten Matarazzo & Chandler Riggs vs. Chad L. Coleman

Drop the Mic

The cuteness is undeniable when American Crime Story's Darren Criss faces Stranger Things star Gaten Matarazzo in a stinging rap battle, while we try and find redemption when two former Walking Dead stars, Chandler Riggs & Chad L. Coleman, rise from the ashes to lyrically spar. Will either have the bite to infect?

TV-14

3:08 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.

TV-14

6:08 PM

Bahama Mama (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

TV-14

7:08 PM

Bob Fires the Kids (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob worries he's depriving his children of their summer vacation by making them work at the restaurant so he fires them. However, the kids become so bored with their newfound freedom they secretly get hired by a pair of married hippie farmers, who hire the Belcher kids as weed pickers. Meanwhile, Bob hires Mickey the bank robber to help out at the restaurant but soon regrets his decision.

TV-14

8:08 PM

Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Bahama Mama (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Bob Fires the Kids (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob worries he's depriving his children of their summer vacation by making them work at the restaurant so he fires them. However, the kids become so bored with their newfound freedom they secretly get hired by a pair of married hippie farmers, who hire the Belcher kids as weed pickers. Meanwhile, Bob hires Mickey the bank robber to help out at the restaurant but soon regrets his decision.

TV-14

11:08 PM

Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal, An (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob's favorite holiday of all time, and this year he is determined to make it the most memorable Thanksgiving ever. However, the plans change when Mr. Fischoeder needs to hire Bob as his chef, and Linda and the kids as his family to stage the perfect Thanksgiving dinner and make a former flame jealous.

TV-14

Tuesday, Aug 21
12:08 AM

New Adventures of Old Tom, The (DVS)

Family Guy

After Peter gets stuck overnight on the kiddie train at the Quahog Mall, he becomes jealous when Lois fawns over the handsome new Channel 5 reporter, Dallas Portland, who interviews him.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Road to India (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian calls tech support for his computer and quickly hits it off with Padma, the female tech support operator from India. Brian flies to India to meet her with Stewie tagging along.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Bookie of the Year (DVS)

Family Guy

While throwing rotten apples into oncoming traffic with Peter, Chris hits the car of the coach of the James Woods High School baseball team. Impressed with his arm, Coach Doyle asks Chris to join the team.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Inside Family Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

James Woods hosts a behind the scenes episode of Family Guy, where we observe one production week in the life of the show if the Griffins were a real family playing themselves and shooting on a soundstage.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Episode 81190 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson, Jimmy O. Yang, Emmy Blotnick

TV-14

5:08 AM

And the Jessica Shmessica (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is invited to a party to meet Bobby's family but is unprepared when his mother and sisters keep comparing her to his previous girlfriend.

TV-14

6:08 AM

And the Baby and Other Things (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Bobby head toward their first fight when she encourages his sister to quit her job at the company run by her mother. Max reads a text on Bobby's phone that suggests he has a child with his ex, Jessica, so she and Han go undercover as an engaged couple to Jessica's wedding planning shop to find out the truth.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81190 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson, Jimmy O. Yang, Emmy Blotnick

TV-14

8:08 AM

And the Jessica Shmessica (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is invited to a party to meet Bobby's family but is unprepared when his mother and sisters keep comparing her to his previous girlfriend.

TV-14

9:08 AM

And the Baby and Other Things (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Bobby head toward their first fight when she encourages his sister to quit her job at the company run by her mother. Max reads a text on Bobby's phone that suggests he has a child with his ex, Jessica, so she and Han go undercover as an engaged couple to Jessica's wedding planning shop to find out the truth.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Rock Me on the Dais (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls are excited when they are invited to a press junket to promote the film about Caroline's life, but Caroline gets a surprise when her ex-boyfriend, Candy Andy, shows up. Bobby gets jealous over Caroline and Candy Andy's reconnection and asks the diner gang for advice.

TV-14

11:08 AM

Bald and the Beautiful, The

Married with Children

When Al and Steve face up to the bald fact that they are both losing their hair, they decide to seek the counsel and encouragement of a hairless support group.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Bed Spread

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds belonging to Deacon's children after their own bed breaks.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Dog Shelter

King of Queens, The

Carrie learns Doug's parents have been sheltering him by replacing his beloved dog with look-alikes.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Chinese Woman, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's crossed phone lines acquaint the gang with a woman who isn't what she seems.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Bed Spread

King of Queens, The

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds belonging to Deacon's children after their own bed breaks.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Dog Shelter

King of Queens, The

Carrie learns Doug's parents have been sheltering him by replacing his beloved dog with look-alikes.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Chinese Woman, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's crossed phone lines acquaint the gang with a woman who isn't what she seems.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Ninety North, Zero West (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Witches of Langley, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Ninety North, Zero West (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

TV-14

Wednesday, Aug 22
12:08 AM

Witches of Langley, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Clean Room Infiltration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Misinterpretation Agitation (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Bernadette organize a prom to be held atop the guys' apartment complex but Sheldon is leery of all the prom pomp, circumstance and romancing that goes with it.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Septum Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard needs surgery for a deviated septum, and Sheldon gets his nose out of joint because he feels an operation is too dangerous and that his roommate may not make it out alive.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 81191 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Bob Odenkirk, Zach Cregger, Shooter Jennings

TV-14

5:08 AM

Captain Latvia (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake helps Charles search for a Christmas present for his son, but the pair end up facing off against a Latvian crime ring in the process. Elsewhere, the team prepare for the annual Christmas carol competition again their rivals, the MTA.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Fugitive Part 2, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 2: Several convicts escape from a prison van, sending the entire squad on a manhunt throughout Brooklyn. Marshawn Lynch is the only key witness, and Jake & Amy place a bet on who can capture the most inmates. Jake enlists a surprising ally to catch the last fugitive.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81191 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Bob Odenkirk, Zach Cregger, Shooter Jennings

TV-14

8:08 AM

Captain Latvia (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake helps Charles search for a Christmas present for his son, but the pair end up facing off against a Latvian crime ring in the process. Elsewhere, the team prepare for the annual Christmas carol competition again their rivals, the MTA.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Fugitive Part 2, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Part 2: Several convicts escape from a prison van, sending the entire squad on a manhunt throughout Brooklyn. Marshawn Lynch is the only key witness, and Jake & Amy place a bet on who can capture the most inmates. Jake enlists a surprising ally to catch the last fugitive.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Pilot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.

TV-14

11:08 AM

And Strokes of Goodwill (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.

TV-14

12:08 PM

Pilot

King of Queens, The

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Fat City

King of Queens, The

Doug worries that Carrie will grow to look like her mother.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Mom & Pop Store, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Pilot

King of Queens, The

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Fat City

King of Queens, The

Doug worries that Carrie will grow to look like her mother.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Mom & Pop Store, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One with the Ring, The

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth (DVS)

American Dad

When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.

TV-14

9:08 PM

May the Best Stan Win (DVS)

American Dad

As Valentine's Day approaches, a cyborg version of Stan attempts to steal Francine away from Stan; Roger directs a shot-for-shot remake of the movie "The Goonies."

TV-14

10:08 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth (DVS)

American Dad

When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.

TV-14

Thursday, Aug 23
12:08 AM

May the Best Stan Win (DVS)

American Dad

As Valentine's Day approaches, a cyborg version of Stan attempts to steal Francine away from Stan; Roger directs a shot-for-shot remake of the movie "The Goonies."

TV-14

1:08 AM

Colonization Application, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

August 22, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal looks back on the not-so-good ol' days of rampant workplace harassment and how not far we've come since then in this special #metoo episode.

TV-MA

3:08 AM

Comic Book Store Regeneration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 81192 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Bill Burr, Regina Hall, Marina Franklin

TV-14

5:08 AM

August 22, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal looks back on the not-so-good ol' days of rampant workplace harassment and how not far we've come since then in this special #metoo episode.

TV-MA

6:08 AM

Murder in the First Class (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

Another passenger arrives dead at LAX and the lieutenant has finally been diagnosed with bacterial meningitis. The gang goes undercover aboard an airplane to catch the killer in the act. The only problem? The lieutenant doesn't believe in antibiotics.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81192 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Bill Burr, Regina Hall, Marina Franklin

TV-14

8:08 AM

Hot off the Grill

Married with Children

In honor of Labor Day, Al Bundy treats Peggy, Kelly, Bud, Steve and Marcy to an old-fashioned barbecue, Bundy style.

TV-PG

9:08 AM

Buck Saves the Day

Married with Children

When Al and Steve take Bud and his friends on a camping trip, Kelly sees a friendly poker game with the girls as a chance to earn money for a rock concert.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

Married with Children

When a flashy blond at the beauty parlor brags about her affair with a married man, Peggy worries Al is picking up more than a spare on his bowling night.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Hot off the Grill

Married with Children

In honor of Labor Day, Al Bundy treats Peggy, Kelly, Bud, Steve and Marcy to an old-fashioned barbecue, Bundy style.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Richie's Song

King of Queens, The

Doug learns Richie's wife is cheating on him.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Paternal Affairs

King of Queens, The

Arthur dates Doug's favorite, recently divorced aunt.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Switch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's mom (Sheree North) reveals her son's name to George; guest Terry Sweeney.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Richie's Song

King of Queens, The

Doug learns Richie's wife is cheating on him.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Paternal Affairs

King of Queens, The

Arthur dates Doug's favorite, recently divorced aunt.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Switch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's mom (Sheree North) reveals her son's name to George; guest Terry Sweeney.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Cops and Roger (DVS)

American Dad

In an attempt to prove his manhood to Stan, Roger joins the Police Academy. But it's not very long until he becomes a corrupt cop.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Bully for Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Stan becomes tired of Steve never standing up for himself. To help, he becomes a bully and picks on Steve. Meanwhile, Reginald finally asks Hayley out on a date.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Last One Part 2, The

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Scofflaw, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

TV-PG

Friday, Aug 24
12:08 AM

Beard, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Fortification Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a big crossroad in their relationship. And Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother he never knew he had shows up at his front door. And, when Penny is invited to appear on Wil Wheaton's podcast, she and Leonard have a huge, on-air argument.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

Scofflaw, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Beard, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Fortification Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a big crossroad in their relationship. And Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother he never knew he had shows up at his front door. And, when Penny is invited to appear on Wil Wheaton's podcast, she and Leonard have a huge, on-air argument.

TV-PG

5:08 AM

Last Ride, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles go to extremes to apprehend a local bike thief in what could be their last case as partners. Terry isn't in the lead for Mr. Nine-Nine, leaving Rosa determined to boost his ego; and Amy spends some precious time with Holt.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Cop-Con (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Nine-Nine heads to the Tri-State Police Officers' annual Cop-Con, which is usually the precinct's excuse for a big annual party. The squad's fun is threatened this year when Holt asks them to be on their best behavior.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81193 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Joel McHale, Giancarlo Esposito, White Denim

TV-14

8:08 AM

Last Ride, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Charles go to extremes to apprehend a local bike thief in what could be their last case as partners. Terry isn't in the lead for Mr. Nine-Nine, leaving Rosa determined to boost his ego; and Amy spends some precious time with Holt.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Cop-Con (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Nine-Nine heads to the Tri-State Police Officers' annual Cop-Con, which is usually the precinct's excuse for a big annual party. The squad's fun is threatened this year when Holt asks them to be on their best behavior.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Rich People Problems (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gets a taste of Caroline's posh life when they break into her former townhouse to retrieve her night guard.

TV-14

11:08 AM

Oh, What a Feeling

Married with Children

When Al's car bites the dust, he digs up his nest egg and heads for the auto showroom to wheel and deal for the car of his dreams.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Rock, The

King of Queens, The

Doug belatedly learns Carrie's engagement ring is valuable.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Educating Doug

King of Queens, The

Doug takes an English lit class to please Carrie.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Jimmy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry suspects his dentist and hygienist are living out their fantasies at his expense.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Rock, The

King of Queens, The

Doug belatedly learns Carrie's engagement ring is valuable.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Educating Doug

King of Queens, The

Doug takes an English lit class to please Carrie.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Jimmy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry suspects his dentist and hygienist are living out their fantasies at his expense.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

Pilot

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with the Thumb, The

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Great Space Roaster (DVS)

American Dad

It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Son of Stan (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Great Space Roaster (DVS)

American Dad

It is Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but Roger takes the cruel jokes to heart and goes on a rampage against the Smith family.

TV-14

Saturday, Aug 25
12:08 AM

Son of Stan (DVS)

American Dad

After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Friends of Peter G. (DVS)

Family Guy

After Peter is arrested for a public intoxication, a judge sentences him to attend AA meetings-where Peter and Brian convince their AA brethren that the best place to get drunk is at the meeting.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Rush Hour 2 (DVS)

Chief Inspector Lee of the Hong Kong Police and LAPD detective James Carter go to Hong Kong on a much needed vacation. Carter is looking forward to discovering the city for the first time. But when they arrive, they discover a bomb has exploded in the American Embassy, killing two U.S. customs agents who had been investigating a counterfeiting ring. The Hong Kong police suspect that Triad crime lord Ricky Tan is behind the blast. Inspector Lee is assigned to crack the case, much to the chagrin of Carter who is annoyed as he feels his vacation slipping away. But for Lee the case is personal -- Tan was once his father's police partner and played a direct role in his death. The two cops set off in pursuit of Tan, but this time around it is Detective Carter who is a fish out of water and Lee now has the chance to teach him some lessons. But of course, as the pair chase Tan from Hong Kong to Los Angeles and beyond, Carter has a few things to teach the locals as well.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Esports 101: CS:GO

ELEAGUE

Be educated and entertained, as ELEAGUE gives you an irreverent take on one of the world's greatest esports.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Central Intelligence (DVS)

After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

A world-class playboy and part-time secret agent from the 1960s emerges after thirty years in a cryogenic state to battle with his nemesis Dr. Evil.

TV-14

8:08 AM

Love Guru, The

Guru Pitka was once an ordinary American child, until his family left him at the gates of an Indian ashram to be raised by the exhaulted Guru Tugginmypuddha. Growing up in the small fishing village of Harenmahkeester, Pitka was schooled in the inner secrets of spiritual attainment along with his friend and sole rival, Deepak Chopra. But now, Chopra is a massive celebrity in America, and Pitka is still playing second-fiddle without even an "Oprah" episode on his resume. Determined to share his unending insights into the nature of life and get famous to boot, Pitka responds to a fateful call for help from Jane Bullard, owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. It seems her star player, Darren Roanoke has gone overnight from being a big hero to a big zero-scorer because his wife, Prudence, left him and is now dating the L.A. Kings' legendary goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande. Pitka's new quest--to restore loving bliss between Darren and Prudence and attain the celestial heights of the Stanley Cup--will challenge everything he thought he knew about the inner workings of truth, love, happiness and hockey.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

10:08 AM

What Goes Around Comes Around

Married with Children

Bent on revenge, Bud makes a date with the girl who once stole his clothes and ran his underwear up the flagpole.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Definitely, Maybe (DVS)

A thirtysomething Manhattan dad is in the midst of a divorce when his 10-year-old daughter, Maya, starts to question him about his life before marriage. Maya wants to know absolutely everything about how her parents met and fell in love: Will's story begins in 1992, as a young, starry-eyed aspiring politician who moves to New York from Wisconsin in order to work on the presidential campaign. For Maya, Will relives his past as an idealistic young man learning the 'ins' and 'outs' of big city politics, and recounts the history of his romantic relationships with three very different women. Will hopelessly attempts a gentler version of his story for his daughter, and changes the names so Maya has to guess who is the woman her father finally married. Is her mother Will's college sweetheart, the dependable girl next door Emily? Is she his longtime best friend and confidante, the apolitical April? Or is she the free-spirited but ambitious journalist Summer? As Maya puts together the pieces of her dad's romantic puzzle, she begins to understand that love is not so simple or easy. And as Will tells her his tale, Maya helps him to understand that it's definitely never too late to go back--and maybe even possible to find a happy ending.

TV-14

1:08 PM

What Goes Around Comes Around

Married with Children

Bent on revenge, Bud makes a date with the girl who once stole his clothes and ran his underwear up the flagpole.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Definitely, Maybe (DVS)

A thirtysomething Manhattan dad is in the midst of a divorce when his 10-year-old daughter, Maya, starts to question him about his life before marriage. Maya wants to know absolutely everything about how her parents met and fell in love: Will's story begins in 1992, as a young, starry-eyed aspiring politician who moves to New York from Wisconsin in order to work on the presidential campaign. For Maya, Will relives his past as an idealistic young man learning the 'ins' and 'outs' of big city politics, and recounts the history of his romantic relationships with three very different women. Will hopelessly attempts a gentler version of his story for his daughter, and changes the names so Maya has to guess who is the woman her father finally married. Is her mother Will's college sweetheart, the dependable girl next door Emily? Is she his longtime best friend and confidante, the apolitical April? Or is she the free-spirited but ambitious journalist Summer? As Maya puts together the pieces of her dad's romantic puzzle, she begins to understand that love is not so simple or easy. And as Will tells her his tale, Maya helps him to understand that it's definitely never too late to go back--and maybe even possible to find a happy ending.

TV-14

4:08 PM

Coyote Ugly (DVS)

Graced with a velvet voice, 21-year-old Violet Sanford heads to New York to pursue her dream of becoming a songwriter only to find her aspirations sidelined by the accolades and notoriety she receives at her day job as a barmaid at Coyote Ugly. The Coyotes as they are affectionately called tantalize customers and the media alike with their outrageous antics, making Coyote Ugly the watering hole for guys on the prowl.

TV-14

5:08 PM

Hot Pursuit (DVS)

Strait-laced Officer Cooper is honored and thrilled to be assigned the seemingly simple task of escorting mob wife Daniella Riva across Texas, where she and her husband will testify against a major drug lord. It's a rare day out of the property room, and the intensely enthusiastic petite policewoman vows not to let her captain down. Having already earned the unfortunate distinction of prompting her own verb within the precinct, she is determined not to Cooper it this time. However, upon meeting the dynamic Mrs. Riva-a curvaceous Colombian beauty with opinions as strong as her accent-it's clear this will be no walk in the park.

TV-14

6:08 PM

One with the Boobies, The

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

One with All the Poker, The

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

9:08 PM

One with the Boobies, The

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

One with All the Poker, The

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

Sunday, Aug 26
12:08 AM

Graduation Transmission, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz questions his engineering abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. Meanwhile, a canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address at his former high school. And Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.

TV-PG

1:08 AM

Commitment Determination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Separation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Six Feet (DVS)

Wrecked

After discovering Declan's sinister plot, Danny goes undercover with the rich, while Pack and Karen attempt to escape the compound. I wish we could escape writing these episode descriptions, am I right? Because no one actually reads these, right?

TV-MA

4:08 AM

Commitment Determination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.

TV-14

5:08 AM

Separation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".

TV-PG

6:08 AM

Six Feet (DVS)

Wrecked

After discovering Declan's sinister plot, Danny goes undercover with the rich, while Pack and Karen attempt to escape the compound. I wish we could escape writing these episode descriptions, am I right? Because no one actually reads these, right?

TV-MA

7:08 AM

Game for Playas, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Snoop gets deep and asks us which celebrity is a "crazy-eyed mofo." A math teacher and a personal trainer spin the wheels for a chance to win $25,000.

TV-14

8:08 AM

G's Up, Devil's Down

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Alright, alright, alright... we get "glazed and confused" with a special guest, and Paris Jackson shows off her "baby gifts." Snoop Dogg talks real dogs and goes deep with a real estate agent and a brand ambassador. The winner gets a chance to win $50,000 on Snoop's big-ass slot machine.

TV-14

9:08 AM

And the Pretty Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline drags Max to a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and learn how to make more attractive cupcakes for their business.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Tube Stakes

King of Queens, The

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

TV-PG

11:08 AM

Roamin' Holiday

King of Queens, The

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Tube Stakes

King of Queens, The

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Roamin' Holiday

King of Queens, The

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays

MLB 2018 Sunday Games

8:08 PM

Slaughterhouse, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa try earn the respect of their idol, and Charles, Terry and Gina test different parenting methods to resolve a conflict between Scully and Hitchcock.

TV-14

9:08 PM

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Ulysses Everett McGill is having difficulty adjusting to his hard-labor sentence in Mississippi. He scams his way off the chain gang with simple Delmar and maladjusted Pete, then the trio sets out to pursue freedom and the promise of a fortune in buried treasure. With nothing to lose and still in shackles, their hasty run takes them on an incredible journey of awesome experiences and colorful characters.

TV-PG

10:08 PM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"-victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.

TV-14

11:08 PM

300 (DVS)

In the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, King Leonidas and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive Persian army. Facing insurmountable odds, their valor and sacrifice inspire all of Greece to unite against their Persian enemy, drawing a line in the sand for democracy.

TV-14

Monday, Aug 27
12:08 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

1:08 AM

I Am Legend (DVS)

Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City, and maybe the world. But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"-victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Puke & Cigars (DVS)

Wrecked

After a charismatic millionaire rescues the survivors, Jess and Florence suspect he may not be what he seems, and set out to answer the question -- who is Declan Stanwick? And more importantly, who is reading this? Anyone?

TV-MA

4:08 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Puke & Cigars (DVS)

Wrecked

After a charismatic millionaire rescues the survivors, Jess and Florence suspect he may not be what he seems, and set out to answer the question -- who is Declan Stanwick? And more importantly, who is reading this? Anyone?

TV-MA

7:08 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Agony of Defeet, The

Married with Children

While an ecstatic Al prepares to judge a beauty contest, Marcy awakens on the Bundy couch next to a lipstick-smeared Bud and fears the worst.

TV-PG

10:08 AM

300 (DVS)

In the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, King Leonidas and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive Persian army. Facing insurmountable odds, their valor and sacrifice inspire all of Greece to unite against their Persian enemy, drawing a line in the sand for democracy.

TV-14

11:08 AM

Sue Casa, His Casa

Married with Children

No sooner than Al cancels his auto insurance, the kids get into an accident and Al decides to sue, so the Bundys put on their neck braces and tell it to the judge.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The

Friends

Matt and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Stan's Food Restaurant (DVS)

American Dad

Roger offers to help Stan live out his dream of opening a restaurant until their different visions for what the eatery should be causes havoc.

TV-14

6:08 PM

There Will Be Bad Blood (DVS)

American Dad

The Smiths prepare for the arrival of Stan's half-brother's family for Thanksgiving.

TV-14

7:08 PM

Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Gene gets suckered into dating Courtney, his first girlfriend ever, the entire family wants him to break up with her when they decide she's totally annoying. But when Gene finally musters up the courage to end things, he falters after discovering that Courtney's father writes jingles and could possibly launch his music career.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

Stan's Food Restaurant (DVS)

American Dad

Roger offers to help Stan live out his dream of opening a restaurant until their different visions for what the eatery should be causes havoc.

TV-14

9:08 PM

There Will Be Bad Blood (DVS)

American Dad

The Smiths prepare for the arrival of Stan's half-brother's family for Thanksgiving.

TV-14

10:08 PM

Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Gene gets suckered into dating Courtney, his first girlfriend ever, the entire family wants him to break up with her when they decide she's totally annoying. But when Gene finally musters up the courage to end things, he falters after discovering that Courtney's father writes jingles and could possibly launch his music career.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

Mother Daughter Laser Razor (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda frets that Louise doesn't like her and, to Louise's chagrin, forces her to attend a Mother-Daughter seminar to beef up their relationship. Meanwhile, with Linda gone, Tina asks Bob to indulge in his feminine side and teach her to shave her legs.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Aug 28
12:08 AM

High School English (DVS)

Family Guy

After crashing his car into a stranger's home, Peter locks himself inside the library and takes this time to catch up on some of the classic American novels he never read in high school.

TV-14

1:08 AM

How the Griffin Stole Christmas (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Christmas time in Quahog, and the first snow has arrived. The whole town goes sledding, including Peter who destroys the family dining table by using it as a giant sled.

TV-14

2:08 AM

Gronkowsbees (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and the gang realize their new neighbor is none other than the New England Patriot's tight end, Rob Gronkowski.

TV-14

3:08 AM

Finer Strings, The (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins attend Meg's talent show, where Peter becomes infatuated with the violin. Peter encourages Cleveland, Joe, and Quagmire to take up instruments so they can start a string quartet.

TV-14

4:08 AM

Episode 81194 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:08 AM

And the Hoarder Culture (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max walk into a hoarding nightmare and end up waist-deep in clutter when they take a job cleaning an apartment to make extra money. Plus, Max discovers Johnny has been keeping a secret from her.

TV-14

6:08 AM

And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Caroline's first broke holiday season and, to earn extra money, she and Max apply to work as elves at a department store's Santaland.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81194 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:08 AM

And the Hoarder Culture (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max walk into a hoarding nightmare and end up waist-deep in clutter when they take a job cleaning an apartment to make extra money. Plus, Max discovers Johnny has been keeping a secret from her.

TV-14

9:08 AM

And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Caroline's first broke holiday season and, to earn extra money, she and Max apply to work as elves at a department store's Santaland.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Pop-Up Sale (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at the store where she used to get special treatment.

TV-14

11:08 AM

And the Upstairs Neighbor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are suspicious of the new upstairs neighbor, Sophie, who moves in after the old tenant dies.

TV-14

12:08 PM

Supermarket Story

King of Queens, The

Carrie's plan for a simple Thanksgiving falls apart when she shops for food.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Crappy Birthday

King of Queens, The

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Diplomat's Club, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer woos a rich Texan in hopes she will finance his women's fashion line; guests Debra Jo Rupp, Kim Zimmer.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Supermarket Story

King of Queens, The

Carrie's plan for a simple Thanksgiving falls apart when she shops for food.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Crappy Birthday

King of Queens, The

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Diplomat's Club, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer woos a rich Texan in hopes she will finance his women's fashion line; guests Debra Jo Rupp, Kim Zimmer.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

TV-14

9:08 PM

Stanny-Boy and Frantastic (DVS)

American Dad

On the hunt for new friends, Stan and Francine hit it off with a younger married couple, Tom and Cami.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

TV-14

Wednesday, Aug 29
12:08 AM

Stanny-Boy and Frantastic (DVS)

American Dad

On the hunt for new friends, Stan and Francine hit it off with a younger married couple, Tom and Cami.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Mystery Date Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

2003 Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.

TV-PG

3:08 AM

Helium Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 81195 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:08 AM

Crime & Punishment (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa are framed for a crime they didn't commit, and it's up to the squad to find a way to bust them out.

TV-14

6:08 AM

Tagger, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake thinks the graffiti case he's investigating is below him until he discovers the culprit is the deputy commissioner's son. Gina's psychic friend gets under Charles's skin.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81195 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:08 AM

Crime & Punishment (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa are framed for a crime they didn't commit, and it's up to the squad to find a way to bust them out.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Tagger, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake thinks the graffiti case he's investigating is below him until he discovers the culprit is the deputy commissioner's son. Gina's psychic friend gets under Charles's skin.

TV-14

10:08 AM

And the Blind Spot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline must prove their cleaning skills to upstairs neighbor Sophie in order to be hired as maids for her cleaning business.

TV-14

11:08 AM

And the Kosher Cupcakes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tries to pass off her cupcakes as kosher when she and Caroline serve them at a boy's Bar Mitzvah.

TV-14

12:08 PM

Noel Cowards

King of Queens, The

Arthur's Christmas gift drives Doug and Carrie crazy.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

Dog Days

King of Queens, The

A barking dog keeps the Heffernans up all night.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 1 (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

3:08 PM

Noel Cowards

King of Queens, The

Arthur's Christmas gift drives Doug and Carrie crazy.

TV-PG

4:08 PM

Dog Days

King of Queens, The

A barking dog keeps the Heffernans up all night.

TV-PG

5:08 PM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 1 (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

6:08 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

7:08 PM

One with the Two Parties, The

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

8:08 PM

You Debt Your Life (DVS)

American Dad

Roger moves out of the house when he finds out that Stan only let him live there because Roger had saved his life years ago at Area 51. Francine gets Roger to come back home, only to find that Stan has rented out Roger's attic to a new tenant - Andy Dick. Now Roger must find a way to convince Stan to take him back and get rid of Andy Dick. Meanwhile, Steve gets asked to read the daily announcements at school.

TV-14

9:08 PM

School Lies (DVS)

American Dad

Overlooked for promotion for twenty years, Stan decides to woo the Senator who supervises the CIA task force. Stan makes Steve go to the same private academy as the Senator's daughter, but Steve ditches school and Roger takes his place.

TV-14

10:08 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

11:08 PM

You Debt Your Life (DVS)

American Dad

Roger moves out of the house when he finds out that Stan only let him live there because Roger had saved his life years ago at Area 51. Francine gets Roger to come back home, only to find that Stan has rented out Roger's attic to a new tenant - Andy Dick. Now Roger must find a way to convince Stan to take him back and get rid of Andy Dick. Meanwhile, Steve gets asked to read the daily announcements at school.

TV-14

Thursday, Aug 30
12:08 AM

School Lies (DVS)

American Dad

Overlooked for promotion for twenty years, Stan decides to woo the Senator who supervises the CIA task force. Stan makes Steve go to the same private academy as the Senator's daughter, but Steve ditches school and Roger takes his place.

TV-14

1:08 AM

Meemaw Materialization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.

TV-PG

2:08 AM

August 8, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal examines yet another way in which women get screwed over in the workplace and discovers the one thing all of Donald Trump's scandals have in common: Donald Trump Jr. Plus, the correspondents take a page out of Sean Spicer's book...literally.

TV-MA

3:08 AM

Sales Call Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising; Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.

TV-PG

4:08 AM

Episode 81196 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:08 AM

August 8, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal examines yet another way in which women get screwed over in the workplace and discovers the one thing all of Donald Trump's scandals have in common: Donald Trump Jr. Plus, the correspondents take a page out of Sean Spicer's book...literally.

TV-MA

6:08 AM

Beach Blanket Sting-O (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

After a string of suspicious drownings, Geils goes undercover with the LA Lifeguards; however, Tribeca becomes worried. Why? She thinks he might be in too deep. He's never been that strong a swimmer, and the currents are deceivingly strong.

TV-14

7:08 AM

Episode 81196 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:08 AM

Fleas Don't Kill Me (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A man is found dead in a dog park, but a finally healthy Lieutenant Atkins doesn't think Tribeca's ready to take the case. Why? Because Tribeca hates dogs. And also she's just woken up from a year-long coma.

TV-14

9:08 AM

Beach Blanket Sting-O (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

After a string of suspicious drownings, Geils goes undercover with the LA Lifeguards; however, Tribeca becomes worried. Why? She thinks he might be in too deep. He's never been that strong a swimmer, and the currents are deceivingly strong.

TV-14

10:08 AM

Coldie but a Goodie, A (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

Tribeca can't shake the feeling that the cause of a 102-year-old's death isn't as natural as others believe, but her concerns fall on deaf ears. Why? She's on probation after that whole data breach snafu. Also something about an election...?

TV-14

11:08 AM

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Married with Children

Needing cold cash for some hot prospects, Bud and Kelly are forced to find creative ways to earn money; meanwhile, Peg hoping for a hot night on the town, settles for an evening of videos with Al and the D'Arcys instead.

TV-PG

12:08 PM

Hungry Man

King of Queens, The

Doug embarrasses Carrie at her boss' cocktail party.

TV-PG

1:08 PM

S'ain't Valentine's

King of Queens, The

Arthur meets an intoxicating woman (Anne Meara) at a St. Valentine's Day dance.

TV-PG

2:08 PM

Glasses, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys effeminate glasses; dog-bite victim Elaine thinks she has rabies.

TV-PG