DVS Offerings

Friday, Apr 20
12:04 AM

Face Painter, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry.

TV-PG

1:04 AM

No Country Club for Old Men (DVS)

Family Guy

A wealthy girl invites Chris and his family to spend time at the prestigious Barrington Country Club, but complications ensue when Carter gets kicked out of the club.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Diplomat's Club, The

Seinfeld

Kramer woos a rich Texan in hopes she will finance his women's fashion line; guests Debra Jo Rupp, Kim Zimmer.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Face Painter, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Episode 81157

Conan

Guests: Jason Sudeikis, Malin Akerman, Monrok

TV-14

5:04 AM

Communication Deterioration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the event of Alien contact, NASA asks Raj to craft a message for the extraterrestrials, and the guys battle over how it should be handled. Meanwhile, Penny must decide between auditioning for a film role or keeping her job in pharmaceutical sales.

TV-PG

6:04 AM

Slaughterhouse, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa try earn the respect of their idol, and Charles, Terry and Gina test different parenting methods to resolve a conflict between Scully and Hitchcock.

TV-14

7:04 AM

Episode 81157

Conan

Guests: Jason Sudeikis, Malin Akerman, Monrok

TV-14

8:04 AM

Chasing Amy (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Rosa search for Amy, who suddenly vanished hours before taking the Sergeants Exam.

TV-14

9:04 AM

So This Is How Sinatra Felt

Married with Children

When Peg thinks Al's having an affair, she sends Kelly and Bud out to do some sleuthing, but no one is more shocked than Al to discover that a beautiful shoe groupie wants to try him on for size.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

Mystery of Skull Island, The

Married with Children

While Peggy, Al, Marcy and Jefferson play a New Age board game, Bud finds himself unable to say no to sexy Kara even if it kills him.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Rites of Passage

Married with Children

Though Peggy has hired Sticky the Clown to entertain at Bud's 18th birthday party, Al follows Bundy tradition and takes his son to the nudie bar for his first brawl.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Name Dropper

King of Queens, The

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Awed Couple

King of Queens, The

Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 2

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

5:04 PM

Highlights of a Hundred Part 2

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series' first 100 episodes.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

8:04 PM

It's Good to Be Queen

American Dad

Stan seeks revenge for being the focus of a prank during his high school years by showing off that he married Francine, who was the homecoming queen. However, when her title is revealed to be a mistake, Stan's pride gets the best of him and goes out with the real queen.

TV-14

9:04 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

10:04 PM

Former Life of Brian, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter.

TV-14

11:04 PM

It's Good to Be Queen

American Dad

Stan seeks revenge for being the focus of a prank during his high school years by showing off that he married Francine, who was the homecoming queen. However, when her title is revealed to be a mistake, Stan's pride gets the best of him and goes out with the real queen.

TV-14

Saturday, Apr 21
12:04 AM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Former Life of Brian, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Game Is On...Doggy Style, The

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Seth Rogen tells us what celeb he most wants to get high with. Snoop quizzes a pot farming party planner and a Pokemon master on names of pot strains and uses his superpowers to meld with their minds. The winner spins the wheels for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

3:04 AM

We're the Millers (DVS)

A drug dealer creates a make-believe family in order to bring 1,400 pounds of marijuana into the U.S.

TV-14

4:04 AM

Blast from the Past

In the early 1960s, America was in the grip of Cold War paranoia. Calvin Webber was more paranoid than most and built his family a huge bomb shelter. Mistaking a plane crash for a nuclear attack, he moved his family to the shelter, where son Adam was born and spent the first 30 years of his life. When Adam finally emerges, he knows nothing of the contemporary world. He is a man out of time. Then he meets Eve: young, feisty and cynical, she is definitely a woman of her time. But the more Eve watches Adam's innocence and incomprehension of the strange world around him, the more she begins to find herself falling in love.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Wanderlust (DVS)

George and Linda are an overextended, stressed out Manhattan couple. After George is downsized from his financial firm and Linda's depressing documentary is cancelled, they find themselves with only one option: to move in with George's awful brother in Atlanta. On the way there, George and Linda stumble upon Elysium, an idyllic community populated by colorful characters who embrace a different way of looking at things. Money? It can't buy happiness. Careers? Who needs them? Clothes? Only if you want them. Is Elysium the fresh start George and Linda need? Or will the change of perspective cause more problems than it solves?

TV-14

7:04 AM

Blast from the Past

In the early 1960s, America was in the grip of Cold War paranoia. Calvin Webber was more paranoid than most and built his family a huge bomb shelter. Mistaking a plane crash for a nuclear attack, he moved his family to the shelter, where son Adam was born and spent the first 30 years of his life. When Adam finally emerges, he knows nothing of the contemporary world. He is a man out of time. Then he meets Eve: young, feisty and cynical, she is definitely a woman of her time. But the more Eve watches Adam's innocence and incomprehension of the strange world around him, the more she begins to find herself falling in love.

TV-14

8:04 AM

Eggs

New Girl

When Jess learns that a friend is pregnant, both she and Cece panic that time is running out for them to have children. Meanwhile, Schmidt seeks advice on how to please Emma. Nick and Winston visit the zoo to find inspiration for Nick's zombie-themed novel.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Talk to Your Daughter

Everybody Loves Raymond

To prove to Debra he is a responsible parent, Ray decides to talk with Ally about sex.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

High I.Q.

Married with Children

Bud is up in arms when Kelly is invited to join a group of geniuses while Al and Jefferson try their hand at putting together a workbench and lose a few fingers in the process.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Goodbye Girl, The

Married with Children

While Al takes a world tour via the living room couch and remote control, Kelly gets a job at the TV World theme park.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Talk to Your Daughter

Everybody Loves Raymond

To prove to Debra he is a responsible parent, Ray decides to talk with Ally about sex.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

High I.Q.

Married with Children

Bud is up in arms when Kelly is invited to join a group of geniuses while Al and Jefferson try their hand at putting together a workbench and lose a few fingers in the process.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Goodbye Girl, The

Married with Children

While Al takes a world tour via the living room couch and remote control, Kelly gets a job at the TV World theme park.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Knocked Up (DVS)

Alison Scott is an up-and-coming entertainment journalist whose 24-year-old life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker Ben Stone results in an unwanted pregnancy. Faced with the prospect of going it alone or getting to know the baby's father, Alison decides to give the lovable doof a chance. An overgrown kid who has no desire to settle down, Ben learns that he has a big decision to make with his kid's mom-to-be: will he hit the road or stay in the picture! Courting a woman you've just knocked up, however, proves to be a little difficult when the two try their hands at dating. As they discover more about one another, it becomes painfully obvious that they're not the soul mates they'd hoped they might be. With Alison's harried sister Debbie and hen-pecked brother-in-law Pete the only parenting role models the young lovers have, things get even more confusing. Should they raise the baby together? What makes a happy lifetime partnership after all? A couple of drinks and a wild night later, they've got nine confusing months to figure it out.

TV-14

5:04 PM

Wedding Date, The (DVS)

Kat Ellis is looking for the right man. Now. The position comes with a few requirements: willingness to travel, keen social skills, good looks, suave demeanor, sharp mind--and a tux. The qualified candidate should also have the ability to make ex-boyfriends jealous, to turn heads whenever entering a room and to reduce any woman within eye and earshot to a weak-kneed, besotted admirer. Kat wouldn't be so urgently in need were it not for her spoiled half-sister's wedding where the best man happens to be Kat's handsome ex-boyfriend. What's worse, the currently single Kat has to schlep all the way from New York to London, where her wildly dysfunctional family lives. And since the wedding is happening next week, Kat does what any enterprising single woman would do--she hires a professional. So what if her solution crosses a few morally dubious lines plus costs her a tidy six thousand bucks which she'll have to drain from her 401K. And so what if her escort happens to be--well, an escort. Lucky for her that her hiring skills are pitch-perfect and she zeroes in on smooth heart-stopper Nick Mercer, one of New York's better known and in-demand professional male escorts. Once in England, the insightful and charismatic Nick--part actor/part shrink/part bon vivant--helps Kat navigate the choppy waters of her screwy family and caddish old flame Jeffrey and convinces everyone he meets that he and Kate are an item. As Nick charms Kat's parents, Bunny and Victor Ellis, her self-absorbed half-sister Amy, Amy's fiancé Edward, as well as every living, breathing woman within a 100-kilometer radius, Kat too finds herself feeling things she's never felt before. For Kat, what begins as merely a face-saving ruse with a dashing guy-for-hire quickly starts to become more than she ever expected.

TV-14

6:04 PM

Knocked Up (DVS)

Alison Scott is an up-and-coming entertainment journalist whose 24-year-old life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker Ben Stone results in an unwanted pregnancy. Faced with the prospect of going it alone or getting to know the baby's father, Alison decides to give the lovable doof a chance. An overgrown kid who has no desire to settle down, Ben learns that he has a big decision to make with his kid's mom-to-be: will he hit the road or stay in the picture! Courting a woman you've just knocked up, however, proves to be a little difficult when the two try their hands at dating. As they discover more about one another, it becomes painfully obvious that they're not the soul mates they'd hoped they might be. With Alison's harried sister Debbie and hen-pecked brother-in-law Pete the only parenting role models the young lovers have, things get even more confusing. Should they raise the baby together? What makes a happy lifetime partnership after all? A couple of drinks and a wild night later, they've got nine confusing months to figure it out.

TV-14

7:04 PM

One with the Cuffs, The

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

8:04 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

9:04 PM

Shaq vs. Ken Jeong & Jerry Springer vs. Ricki Lake

Drop the Mic

Drop The Mic is back with the hottest (and only) celebrity rap battles! Season 2 kicks off with a David & Goliath, when Shaquille O' Neal trades barbs with comedian Ken Jeong, and we see which talk show host can REALLY work the mic when Ricki Lake goes head-to-head with Jerry Springer in a classic heavyweight match.

TV-14

10:04 PM

Trip Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder accusation; guest Clint Howard.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Ticket, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.

TV-PG

Sunday, Apr 22
12:04 AM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

1:04 AM

Trip Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George try to save Kramer from a serial-murder accusation; guest Clint Howard.

TV-PG

2:04 AM

Ticket, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; George woos an executive.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Truth Safari (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Tray and Cousin Bobby intercept the kids at school and take them on a trip down memory lane. Shay tries to track down the kids, and her husband Josh reminds Shay that it's her lie that disrupted the family dynamic.

TV-MA

4:04 AM

Shaq vs. Ken Jeong & Jerry Springer vs. Ricki Lake

Drop the Mic

Drop The Mic is back with the hottest (and only) celebrity rap battles! Season 2 kicks off with a David & Goliath, when Shaquille O' Neal trades barbs with comedian Ken Jeong, and we see which talk show host can REALLY work the mic when Ricki Lake goes head-to-head with Jerry Springer in a classic heavyweight match.

TV-14

5:04 AM

Bachelor Party Corrosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her unsuspecting family that she and Leonard eloped.

TV-PG

6:04 AM

Truth Safari (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Tray and Cousin Bobby intercept the kids at school and take them on a trip down memory lane. Shay tries to track down the kids, and her husband Josh reminds Shay that it's her lie that disrupted the family dynamic.

TV-MA

7:04 AM

Shaq vs. Ken Jeong & Jerry Springer vs. Ricki Lake

Drop the Mic

Drop The Mic is back with the hottest (and only) celebrity rap battles! Season 2 kicks off with a David & Goliath, when Shaquille O' Neal trades barbs with comedian Ken Jeong, and we see which talk show host can REALLY work the mic when Ricki Lake goes head-to-head with Jerry Springer in a classic heavyweight match.

TV-14

8:04 AM

And Not-So-Sweet Charity (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In danger of losing their cupcake shop, Max and Caroline approach Caroline's rich but callous Aunt Charity for help.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Easy A

Olive, an average high school student, sees her below-the-radar existence turn around overnight once she decides to use the school's gossip grapevine to advance her social standing. Now, her classmates are turning against her and the school board is becoming concerned, including her favorite teacher and the distracted guidance counselor. With the support of her idiosyncratic parents and a little help from a long-time crush, Olive attempts to take on her notorious new identity and crush the rumor mill once and for all.

TV-14

10:04 AM

Present Tense

King of Queens, The

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Sold-y Locks

King of Queens, The

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise, but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

One with All the Rugby, The

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Sold-y Locks

King of Queens, The

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise, but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

5:04 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta, a talented but carefree detective, and his colleagues meet their new captain, Ray Holt, a tightly wound man determined to improve the dysfunctional 99th precinct.

TV-14

6:04 PM

Easy A

Olive, an average high school student, sees her below-the-radar existence turn around overnight once she decides to use the school's gossip grapevine to advance her social standing. Now, her classmates are turning against her and the school board is becoming concerned, including her favorite teacher and the distracted guidance counselor. With the support of her idiosyncratic parents and a little help from a long-time crush, Olive attempts to take on her notorious new identity and crush the rumor mill once and for all.

TV-14

7:04 PM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

8:04 PM

Intern, The

Ben Whittaker is a 70-year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin.

TV-14

9:04 PM

Easy A

Olive, an average high school student, sees her below-the-radar existence turn around overnight once she decides to use the school's gossip grapevine to advance her social standing. Now, her classmates are turning against her and the school board is becoming concerned, including her favorite teacher and the distracted guidance counselor. With the support of her idiosyncratic parents and a little help from a long-time crush, Olive attempts to take on her notorious new identity and crush the rumor mill once and for all.

TV-14

11:04 PM

Intern, The

Ben Whittaker is a 70-year-old widower who has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin.

TV-14

Monday, Apr 23
12:04 AM

Spock Resonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.

TV-PG

1:04 AM

Platonic Permutation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium; a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily; and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.

TV-PG

2:04 AM

Shawn Mendes vs. Odell Beckham Jr. & Molly Ringwald vs. Jon Cryer

Drop the Mic

Can pop sensation Shawn Mendes stop the forward progress of football star Odell Beckham Jr. when it comes to lyrical warfare? And when Pretty in Pink co-stars Molly Ringwald and Jon Cryer spit Brat Pack bars, who will reign supreme?

TV-14

3:04 AM

Homies Want to Win Money Too

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie has a (song about) disease, RuPaul's on the red carpet, and Cheech & Chong get passionate with Snoop. An MMA fighter and a marketing specialist "hide the weed" and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

4:04 AM

Chapter Seven (DVS)

Final Space

Gary grapples with his future when he learns that his prison sentence is up.

TV-14

5:04 AM

Shawn Mendes vs. Odell Beckham Jr. & Molly Ringwald vs. Jon Cryer

Drop the Mic

Can pop sensation Shawn Mendes stop the forward progress of football star Odell Beckham Jr. when it comes to lyrical warfare? And when Pretty in Pink co-stars Molly Ringwald and Jon Cryer spit Brat Pack bars, who will reign supreme?

TV-14

6:04 AM

Homies Want to Win Money Too

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie has a (song about) disease, RuPaul's on the red carpet, and Cheech & Chong get passionate with Snoop. An MMA fighter and a marketing specialist "hide the weed" and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

7:04 AM

Chapter Seven (DVS)

Final Space

Gary grapples with his future when he learns that his prison sentence is up.

TV-14

8:04 AM

Failure to Launch (DVS)

Tripp has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other to stay, but now, his desperate parents have finally had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams to get him to move out of the house.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Call Me Mom

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra agree to call their respective mothers-in-law mom.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

England Show Part 1

Married with Children

The Bundys win a free trip to England but little do they know they are being set up for execution for only the death of every male Bundy can lift the curse of darkness from the English town of Lower Uncton.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

England Show Part 3

Married with Children

When the townspeople of Upper and Lower Uncton fight over who gets to kill Al and Bud, Al jousts to save his neck, but a little trouble in Customs concerning a certain hotel towel gets him thrown in the dungeon.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

One with the Free Porn, The

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

1:04 PM

One with All the Haste, The

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

One with the Invitation, The

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One with the Free Porn, The

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

4:04 PM

One with All the Haste, The

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

One with the Invitation, The

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

BFFs

Cleveland Show, The

Cleveland takes his friends on a canoeing trip, where the guys encounter a group of deviant hillbillies; Donna enters Rollo in a quiz tournament to prove he's as smart as the other kids.

TV-14

8:04 PM

Rapture's Delight

American Dad

The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.

TV-14

9:04 PM

Jones for a Smith, A

American Dad

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.

TV-14

10:04 PM

River Runs Through Bob, A

Bob's Burgers

Bob, Linda and the kids go on a camping adventure and face the perils of nature... and Bob's intestines. Braving wild river rapids, eager squirrels and parent/child separation, the Belchers prove they are worth their mettle.

TV-14

11:04 PM

Seaplane!

Bob's Burgers

Linda is bored by Bob's tired attempts at Date Night and decides to sign up for flying lessons. When Bob won't join her, she becomes the target of "Upskirt Kurt," the most charming pilot in the air.

TV-14

Tuesday, Apr 24
12:04 AM

Shot in the Dark, A (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter gets arrested and charged with a hate crime after he shoots an intruder climbing into Cleveland's house.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Peanut Butter Kid, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Stressed about their poor finances, Lois and Peter try to find a way to save money for Stewie's college fund. Peter buys a metal detector to search for expensive metals on the beach.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Chapter Eight (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and the Crew encounter a Titan, who tells them how to close the breach in the fabric of space.

TV-14

3:04 AM

Lot Going on Upstairs, A (DVS)

Family Guy

After hearing that Stewie has been having nightmares, Brian decides to help. He tries to cure Stewie by making a list of Stewie's fears and using exposure therapy to deal with them.

TV-14

4:04 AM

Episode 81158 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Dana Carvey, Nicolle Wallace

TV-14

5:04 AM

Chapter Eight (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and the Crew encounter a Titan, who tells them how to close the breach in the fabric of space.

TV-14

6:04 AM

And the Worst Selfie Ever (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline panics when she develops a rash after a night with her ex-boyfriend, Andy.

TV-14

7:04 AM

Episode 81158 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Dana Carvey, Nicolle Wallace

TV-14

8:04 AM

And the Temporary Distraction (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When the girls take office temp jobs, Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder and Max finds herself being hit on by the boss.

TV-14

9:04 AM

T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

Married with Children

When Kelly's date gives her an ultimatum, she finds herself stranded but not alone on a deserted road 15 miles outside Chicago. Peg tries to put some spice back into her marriage by spending Saturday night communicating with Al.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

Al on the Rocks

Married with Children

When Peggy panics over Seven's sneezes, she begins piling up medical bills, forcing Al to take on a second job as a topless bartender.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

And the Soft Opening (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Business is booming at Max & Caroline's new cupcake walk-up after word spreads about a shocking incident involving a rock star.

TV-14

12:04 PM

Silent Mite

King of Queens, The

Doug and Arthur play detective when Doug suspects an admirer of Carrie has stolen his wallet.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Domestic Disturbance

King of Queens, The

Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug, who retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Watch Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

One with All the Kissing, The

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

Watch Part 2, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to buy back a discarded watch, a gift from his parents.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One with All the Kissing, The

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One with the Yeti, The

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

10:04 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

11:04 PM

Opening Night Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Prof. Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Apr 25
12:04 AM

Empathy Optimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.

TV-PG

1:04 AM

Valentino Submergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags; Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging; Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.

TV-PG

2:04 AM

Swipe Right (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Cousin Bobby convinces Tray to try Tinder. Tray lands a great match but realizes that he's not emotionally ready for a new relationship.

TV-MA

3:04 AM

Empathy Optimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Episode 81159 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Zach Braff, Alia Shawkat, Andrew W.K.

TV-14

5:04 AM

Shawn Mendes vs. Odell Beckham Jr. & Molly Ringwald vs. Jon Cryer

Drop the Mic

Can pop sensation Shawn Mendes stop the forward progress of football star Odell Beckham Jr. when it comes to lyrical warfare? And when Pretty in Pink co-stars Molly Ringwald and Jon Cryer spit Brat Pack bars, who will reign supreme?

TV-14

6:04 AM

Sal's Pizza (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Sal's Pizza burns down, Jake goes out of his way to disprove the fire marshal's assumption that the owner set the fire; a computer virus exposes the precinct members' Internet browser histories.

TV-14

7:04 AM

Episode 81159 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Zach Braff, Alia Shawkat, Andrew W.K.

TV-14

8:04 AM

Shawn Mendes vs. Odell Beckham Jr. & Molly Ringwald vs. Jon Cryer

Drop the Mic

Can pop sensation Shawn Mendes stop the forward progress of football star Odell Beckham Jr. when it comes to lyrical warfare? And when Pretty in Pink co-stars Molly Ringwald and Jon Cryer spit Brat Pack bars, who will reign supreme?

TV-14

9:04 AM

Death of a Shoe Salesman

Married with Children

While shopping for a burial plot for the family, Al and Peg discover they don't have enough money, so they have to be buried in the same casket.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

Christmas

Married with Children

Al does his yearly pre-Christmas inspection of the family and can find they've done nothing wrong, which means he has to buy them presents but he has to take a job as a Department Store Santa to pay for the gifts.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Married with Children

When Al can't afford to pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job. Finding employment as a waitress at a burger joint, Kelly realizes why mother Peg has never worked a day in her life.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Pour Judgement

King of Queens, The

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Gorilla Warfare

King of Queens, The

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Virgin, The

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank; guest Jane Leeves.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

5:04 PM

Virgin, The

Seinfeld

Hours before a network meeting, Jerry and George draw a blank; guest Jane Leeves.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

8:04 PM

One with the Cop, The

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

10:04 PM

One with the Ride Along, The

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Incident at Owl Creek, An (DVS)

American Dad

Stan becomes the laughing stock of Langley Falls after he defecates in a swimming pool during a party.

TV-14

Thursday, Apr 26
12:04 AM

100 A.D. (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley and her old boyfriend, Jeff, elope, Stan freaks out and offers a reward to anyone who can stop them, sparking a wild goose chase throughout town. Though Reginald attempts to get involved, he ends up fighting with Bullock over the man's time with Halley. Roger and Steve are on the case to find Hayley and Jeff as "Wheels and the Legman."

TV-14

1:04 AM

Fermentation Bifurcation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon stays behind to spend quality time with the pregnant Bernadette when the rest of the gang toddles off to a wine-tasting event where they run into Penny's former boyfriend, and Raj introduces his new girlfriend.

TV-PG

2:04 AM

April 25, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

3:04 AM

Big Bear Precipitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Episode 81160 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Jim Jefferies, Chris Gethard, Joe Machi

TV-14

5:04 AM

April 25, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

6:04 AM

Story Eight (DVS)

Guest Book, The

Trailer-park-boy Tommy takes his trailer-park-girl Marla to the mountains in an effort to wean her off crystal meth.

TV-MA

7:04 AM

Episode 81160 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: Jim Jefferies, Chris Gethard, Joe Machi

TV-14

8:04 AM

You Can't Miss

Married with Children

Fed up with his non-existent social life, Bud decides to go on a dating game for nerds. Everyone is surprised when the beautiful Candy chooses Bud for his date. Although the two don't hit it off, Bud is certain that Candy will choose him on next week's show to accompany her on a dream date to Bermuda. Bud is disappointed when she chooses the show's handsome Latin Lover, and returns to find, much to his surprise, a host of available and willing women waiting for him.

TV-PG

9:04 AM

Go for the Old

Married with Children

At first depressed when a theater cashier mistakes him for a senior citizen, Al reconsiders and sees the benefits to getting a senior citizen discount card. Al enters the Chicago Area Senior Athletic Championships much to the embarrassment of his family. Placing fifteenth at the end of the first day's events, Al becomes inspired by the memory of his high school football career. He struggles into second place and after debating whether or not it would be fair to steal the title from an old guy, he catches a glimpse of the trophy and snatches the victory for himself.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

Movie Show

Married with Children

When the Bundy family is reminded that Kelly's birthday is coming up, Al seizes the opportunity to appear generous by offering to take her to the movies after Kelly's boyfriend, Frank, has already invited her out. Certain that Kelly would refuse, the Bundys are surprised when she cancels her date with Frank to join them. As they are settling into their seats at the theater, Kelly is shocked to find Frank out with another girl. Kelly confronts Frank about his unfaithfulness then sends Al over to beat him up.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

You Can't Miss

Married with Children

Fed up with his non-existent social life, Bud decides to go on a dating game for nerds. Everyone is surprised when the beautiful Candy chooses Bud for his date. Although the two don't hit it off, Bud is certain that Candy will choose him on next week's show to accompany her on a dream date to Bermuda. Bud is disappointed when she chooses the show's handsome Latin Lover, and returns to find, much to his surprise, a host of available and willing women waiting for him.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Hi, School

King of Queens, The

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach (Burt Reynolds) treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Van, Go

King of Queens, The

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Pick, The

Seinfeld

Elaine sends out a revealing photo of herself in Christmas cards.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One with the Ball, The

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

One in Vegas Part 1, The

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

Pick, The

Seinfeld

Elaine sends out a revealing photo of herself in Christmas cards.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One with the Ball, The

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One in Vegas Part 1, The

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

One After Vegas, The

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

10:04 PM

Homies Want to Win Money Too

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie has a (song about) disease, RuPaul's on the red carpet, and Cheech & Chong get passionate with Snoop. An MMA fighter and a marketing specialist "hide the weed" and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

11:04 PM

Outing, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to refute reports that he and George are lovers; guest Paula Marshall.

TV-PG

Friday, Apr 27
12:04 AM

Old Man, The

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens; guest Edie McClurg.

TV-PG

1:04 AM

Homies Want to Win Money Too

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie has a (song about) disease, RuPaul's on the red carpet, and Cheech & Chong get passionate with Snoop. An MMA fighter and a marketing specialist "hide the weed" and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Outing, The

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to refute reports that he and George are lovers; guest Paula Marshall.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Old Man, The

Seinfeld

Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens; guest Edie McClurg.

TV-PG

4:04 AM

Episode 81161 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: The Cast of Avengers: Infinity Wars starring Chris Pratt, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Mackie and Danai Gurira

TV-14

5:04 AM

Dependence Transcendence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up; Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together; and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.

TV-PG

6:04 AM

Pontiac Bandit (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

One of Rosa's perps has information on a car thief Jake has been after for years; the station struggles to accommodate Charles' needs; Holt tries to find two puppies a home.

TV-14

7:04 AM

Episode 81161 (DVS)

Conan

Guests: The Cast of Avengers: Infinity Wars starring Chris Pratt, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Mackie and Danai Gurira

TV-14

8:04 AM

Christmas (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Holt starts getting death threats, Jake takes charge of his security; Amy tries to get a precinct Christmas photo; Terry gets his mojo back.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Proposition, The

Married with Children

When Coco, a cosmetic millionairess and former girlfriend of Al's, arrives she makes an indecent proposal by offering Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al. Though both Peg and Al have reservations about the proposal, they agree to do it for the children. However, after actually seeing Al in bed with Coco, Peggy reneges on the deal and returns Coco's check.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

Hood 'n the Boyz

Married with Children

Al meets his girlfriend from when he was young, and a gang seems to be bothering her. Al feels he should help her with the problem.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Luck of the Bundys

Married with Children

Peg checks Al's horoscope and insists he's due for a stroke of good luck. But when good things actually start happening, Al gets a shrinking feeling that his luck won't last.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Black List

King of Queens, The

Doug is convinced he is being replaced when Deacon starts spending time with a new friend.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Ice Cubed

King of Queens, The

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Handicap Spot, The

Seinfeld

George parks in a handicapped spot, inciting an angry mob.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One on the Last Night, The

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

Handicap Spot, The

Seinfeld

George parks in a handicapped spot, inciting an angry mob.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One on the Last Night, The

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

One with the Joke, The

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

10:04 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

11:04 PM

People Vs. Martin Sugar, The

American Dad

Stan serves as jury foreman for the trial of one of Roger's personae, and he is hell-bent on making sure the jury finds him guilty.

TV-14

Saturday, Apr 28
12:04 AM

For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

TV-14

1:04 AM

Peter Problems (DVS)

Family Guy

Lately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.

TV-14

2:04 AM

Knocked Up (DVS)

Alison Scott is an up-and-coming entertainment journalist whose 24-year-old life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker Ben Stone results in an unwanted pregnancy. Faced with the prospect of going it alone or getting to know the baby's father, Alison decides to give the lovable doof a chance. An overgrown kid who has no desire to settle down, Ben learns that he has a big decision to make with his kid's mom-to-be: will he hit the road or stay in the picture! Courting a woman you've just knocked up, however, proves to be a little difficult when the two try their hands at dating. As they discover more about one another, it becomes painfully obvious that they're not the soul mates they'd hoped they might be. With Alison's harried sister Debbie and hen-pecked brother-in-law Pete the only parenting role models the young lovers have, things get even more confusing. Should they raise the baby together? What makes a happy lifetime partnership after all? A couple of drinks and a wild night later, they've got nine confusing months to figure it out.

TV-14

3:04 AM

Challenger: Street Fighter V - Machiavellian Machinations

ELEAGUE

Player Gllty shows an uncanny ability to manipulate the other Challengers. Will she pay the ultimate price?

4:04 AM

Get Hard (DVS)

When millionaire hedge fund manager James King is nailed for fraud and bound for a stretch in San Quentin, the judge gives him 30 days to get his affairs in order. Desperate, he turns to Darnell Lewis to prep him for a life behind bars. But despite James' one-percenter assumptions, Darnell is a hard-working small business owner who has never received a parking ticket, let alone been to prison. Together, the two men do whatever it takes for James to "get hard" and, in the process, discover how wrong they were about a lot of things - including each other.

TV-14

6:04 AM

I Love You, Man

Peter Klaven is a successful real estate agent who, upon getting engaged to the woman of his dreams, Zooey, discovers, to his dismay and chagrin, that he has no male friend close enough to serve as his Best Man. Peter immediately sets out to rectify the situation, embarking on a series of bizarre and awkward "man-dates," before meeting Sydney Fife, a charming, opinionated man with whom he instantly bonds. But the closer the two men get, the more Peter's relationship with Zooey suffers, ultimately forcing him to choose between his fiancée and his new found "bro," in a story that comically explores what it truly means to be a "friend."

TV-14

7:04 AM

Vacation (DVS)

The next generation of Griswolds is at it again! Following in his father's footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his wife, Debbie, and their two sons with an ill-fated cross-country trip back to America's favorite family fun park, Walley World, before it closes forever.

TV-14

8:04 AM

Blades of Glory (DVS)

Perhaps nowhere in sports is the marriage of athleticism and grace more evident than in the arena of world champion pairs figure skating--the lifts, the jumps, the routines. It's an elegant world, a rarefied universe, a noble place populated by the crème de la crème of skating elite. Well, it used to be. When the macho, swaggering Chazz Michael Michaels takes to the rink, he is the rock star of the arena, leaving a trail of thrashed ice and shrieking female fans in his wake. The only competitor who can match Michaels' scores is the driven former child prodigy, Jimmy MacElroy. Spotted as a youth executing triple lutzes on the frozen pond of an orphanage, MacElroy was whisked away to days of endless training, and now stands as the picture of poise, the personification of the highest ideals of the men's sport. Michaels and MacElroy have met in finals rounds before, but their latest head-to-head at the World Championships--when they tie for first--is more than either one can bear, and their longstanding rivalry erupts into a no-holds-barred fight. The ensuing brawl not only sets fire to the World Championship's helpless mascot, but lands both athletes in hot water: Chazz and Jimmy are called before the sport's governing board, stripped of their gold medals and banned from the sport for life. Now, three-and-a-half years later, both men are still trying to find their way in a world without competitive skating. Michaels has devolved into a drunken party machine, skating as a costumed evil wizard in a kiddie ice review, and MacElroy has been banished to the shoe department of a chain sporting goods store. But then, inspiration (in the form of an over-friendly, former stalker of Jimmy's) strikes, and a loophole emerges. To skate again, all Chazz and Jimmy have to do is set aside their long festering hatred of one another and join forces--as the first male/male figure skating pair to compete in the history of the sport.

TV-14

9:04 AM

I Love You, Man

Peter Klaven is a successful real estate agent who, upon getting engaged to the woman of his dreams, Zooey, discovers, to his dismay and chagrin, that he has no male friend close enough to serve as his Best Man. Peter immediately sets out to rectify the situation, embarking on a series of bizarre and awkward "man-dates," before meeting Sydney Fife, a charming, opinionated man with whom he instantly bonds. But the closer the two men get, the more Peter's relationship with Zooey suffers, ultimately forcing him to choose between his fiancée and his new found "bro," in a story that comically explores what it truly means to be a "friend."

TV-14

10:04 AM

Take My Wife, Please

Married with Children

On Halloween, Al is left to face Death as Peggy and the kids are recruited to fill in for the Village People.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

No Ma'am

Married with Children

The women take over the bowling alley and the nudie bar. Al and his group are furious and create the No Ma'am group and soon hack into the television.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

Nutty Professor, The

For Professor Sherman Klump, being the big man on campus wasn't all it's cracked up to be. His body was disproportionate. His family was dysfunctional. And his love life was disastrous. Having tried everything--diets, exercise and weight loss experts--in an unsuccessful attempt to shed some of his 400 pounds, Sherman Klump invents a revolutionary fat gene formula. Testing it on himself, he discovers he's no longer the man he used to be; in fact, he's only half the man he used to be. With one swig, the gentle, painfully shy academic is transformed into the swaggering Casanova, Buddy Love--an irresistible ladies' man who can talk his way out of any predicament. This new personality gives Sherman the confidence to pursue the chemistry department's beautiful new professor, Carla Purty. Indeed everything, to Sherman's utter amazement, is beyond his most perfect dreams--until he discovers that his long-lasting creation is actually an unstable substance that can wear off at any time.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

Take My Wife, Please

Married with Children

On Halloween, Al is left to face Death as Peggy and the kids are recruited to fill in for the Village People.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

No Ma'am

Married with Children

The women take over the bowling alley and the nudie bar. Al and his group are furious and create the No Ma'am group and soon hack into the television.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

Nutty Professor, The

For Professor Sherman Klump, being the big man on campus wasn't all it's cracked up to be. His body was disproportionate. His family was dysfunctional. And his love life was disastrous. Having tried everything--diets, exercise and weight loss experts--in an unsuccessful attempt to shed some of his 400 pounds, Sherman Klump invents a revolutionary fat gene formula. Testing it on himself, he discovers he's no longer the man he used to be; in fact, he's only half the man he used to be. With one swig, the gentle, painfully shy academic is transformed into the swaggering Casanova, Buddy Love--an irresistible ladies' man who can talk his way out of any predicament. This new personality gives Sherman the confidence to pursue the chemistry department's beautiful new professor, Carla Purty. Indeed everything, to Sherman's utter amazement, is beyond his most perfect dreams--until he discovers that his long-lasting creation is actually an unstable substance that can wear off at any time.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

Norbit

Norbit has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong. Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia. Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate, moves back to town.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

The shy Professor Sherman Klump is getting married. And the Klump family couldn't be more delighted. His fiancee Denise is thrilled to become a Klump, and with her appetite she'll fit right in; Mama thinks it's fabulous; Papa's less grouchy; Granny's relieved that Sherman will finally be enjoying the pleasures of intimate relations; and Ernie has simmered down. But Buddy Love--well, Buddy that's another matter. Professor Klump's ferocious alter ego Buddy Love breaks loose just as Klump is getting ready to marry his colleague. Hoping to finally rid himself of the monstrous Buddy, Klump decides to utilize Denise's cutting-edge DNA research and extract Buddy's DNA from his system. But Buddy reacts by laying claim to the professor's astounding invention -- a revolutionary youth serum -- which Klump then hides in his family's home. But Buddy locates the "youth juice" and makes off with it, forcing Klump into a desperate race against time that may restore his family and win him back the woman he loves.

TV-14

6:04 PM

Shawn Mendes vs. Odell Beckham Jr. & Molly Ringwald vs. Jon Cryer

Drop the Mic

Can pop sensation Shawn Mendes stop the forward progress of football star Odell Beckham Jr. when it comes to lyrical warfare? And when Pretty in Pink co-stars Molly Ringwald and Jon Cryer spit Brat Pack bars, who will reign supreme?

TV-14

7:04 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

9:04 PM

Shawn Mendes vs. Odell Beckham Jr. & Molly Ringwald vs. Jon Cryer

Drop the Mic

Can pop sensation Shawn Mendes stop the forward progress of football star Odell Beckham Jr. when it comes to lyrical warfare? And when Pretty in Pink co-stars Molly Ringwald and Jon Cryer spit Brat Pack bars, who will reign supreme?

TV-14

10:04 PM

Pilot Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

11:04 PM

Engagement, The

Seinfeld

In an effort to grow up, George proposes marriage to former girlfriend Susan.

TV-PG

Sunday, Apr 29
12:04 AM

One Where Paul's the Man, The

Friends

Elizabeth (ALEXANDRA HOLDEN) and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father (BRUCE WILLIS) and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

1:04 AM

Pilot Part 1, The

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

2:04 AM

Engagement, The

Seinfeld

In an effort to grow up, George proposes marriage to former girlfriend Susan.

TV-PG

3:04 AM

Swipe Right (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Cousin Bobby convinces Tray to try Tinder. Tray lands a great match but realizes that he's not emotionally ready for a new relationship.

TV-MA

4:04 AM

Homies Want to Win Money Too

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie has a (song about) disease, RuPaul's on the red carpet, and Cheech & Chong get passionate with Snoop. An MMA fighter and a marketing specialist "hide the weed" and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

5:04 AM

Geology Elevation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.

TV-PG

6:04 AM

Swipe Right (DVS)

Last O.G., The

Cousin Bobby convinces Tray to try Tinder. Tray lands a great match but realizes that he's not emotionally ready for a new relationship.

TV-MA

7:04 AM

Homies Want to Win Money Too

Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild

Biz Markie has a (song about) disease, RuPaul's on the red carpet, and Cheech & Chong get passionate with Snoop. An MMA fighter and a marketing specialist "hide the weed" and somebody gets to play Snoop's big-ass slot machine for chance to win $50,000.

TV-14

8:04 AM

And the "It" Hole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city's hippest new restaurants, so she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

10:04 AM

Four Play

King of Queens, The

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Acting Out

King of Queens, The

Carrie considers moving Arthur into a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

Acting Out

King of Queens, The

Carrie considers moving Arthur into a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

Tactical Village (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

All the regional precincts compete in a mandatory training course; Amy runs into an officer she used to date; Rosa is mad when Charles doesn't invite her to his wedding.

TV-14

6:04 PM

Unsolvable (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

During a weekend off, Jake decides to tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable; Amy plans a trip with Teddy; Rosa and Gina share a secret with Charles.

TV-14

7:04 PM

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (DVS)

The exhibits at New York's Natural History Museum come to life at night, and when they start behaving strangely, Larry, newly-promoted director of nighttime operations, must find out why. The Tablet, which magically brings the creatures to life, has started to decay and the only method of restoring is available at the British Museum. In order to save his museum "family," Larry, his son Nick and the museum exhibits, travel from New York to London, to discover the Tablet's secret.

TV-PG

8:04 PM

How to Be Single

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

9:04 PM

Change-Up, The (DVS)

Growing up together, Mitch and Dave were inseparable best friends, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie, kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina, and Mitch's estranged father. With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

TV-14

11:04 PM

How to Be Single

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

Monday, Apr 30
12:04 AM

Romance Recalibration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After a marital disagreement, Penny takes off for a spa weekend with Amy, and Sheldon steps in to play peacemaker for the squabbling newlyweds. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj do battle with a noisy floor in the baby's room.

TV-PG

1:04 AM

Locomotion Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Stuart figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad. Penny and Amy spirit away new-mommy Bernadette for a girls' night out, leaving baby Halley in the hands of Raj and Stuart.

TV-PG

2:04 AM

Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Terry Crews vs. Luis Fonsi

Drop the Mic

Two pals put their friendship on the line when Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt take it too far in a rap battle. And funnyman Terry Crews squares up on the Internet's most watched musician, Despacito's Luis Fonsi.

TV-14

3:04 AM

Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Terry Crews vs. Luis Fonsi

Drop the Mic

Two pals put their friendship on the line when Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt take it too far in a rap battle. And funnyman Terry Crews squares up on the Internet's most watched musician, Despacito's Luis Fonsi.

TV-14

4:04 AM

How to Be Single

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

5:04 AM

Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Terry Crews vs. Luis Fonsi

Drop the Mic

Two pals put their friendship on the line when Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt take it too far in a rap battle. And funnyman Terry Crews squares up on the Internet's most watched musician, Despacito's Luis Fonsi.

TV-14

6:04 AM

Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Terry Crews vs. Luis Fonsi

Drop the Mic

Two pals put their friendship on the line when Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt take it too far in a rap battle. And funnyman Terry Crews squares up on the Internet's most watched musician, Despacito's Luis Fonsi.

TV-14

7:04 AM

How to Be Single

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

9:04 AM

Dances with Weezy

Married with Children

Al and Jefferson avoid a theater event in order to go to a sports bar.

TV-PG

10:04 AM

Little off the Top, A

Married with Children

Al is accidentally circumcised.

TV-PG

11:04 AM

Sofa So Good

Married with Children

Al and Peggy go away for awhile, and Kelly has her boyfriend over, who happens to ruin the couch. Bud and Kelly have to replace it before Al and Peggy come back.

TV-PG

12:04 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

1:04 PM

One with All the Candy, The

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

2:04 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

3:04 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

4:04 PM

One with All the Candy, The

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

5:04 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

6:04 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

7:04 PM

Nightmare on Grace Street, A

Cleveland Show, The

On Halloween...Donna forces Cleveland and Rallo to spend a night in a spooky abandoned house; Roberta attempts to choose between a boy she thinks is a vampire and a boy she thinks is a werewolf.

TV-14

8:04 PM

Stanny-Boy and Frantastic

American Dad

On the hunt for new friends, Stan and Francine hit it off with a younger married couple, Tom and Cami.

TV-14

9:04 PM

You Debt Your Life

American Dad

Roger moves out of the house when he finds out that Stan only let him live there because Roger had saved his life years ago at Area 51. Francine gets Roger to come back home, only to find that Stan has rented out Roger's attic to a new tenant - Andy Dick. Now Roger must find a way to convince Stan to take him back and get rid of Andy Dick. Meanwhile, Steve gets asked to read the daily announcements at school.

TV-14

10:04 PM

Purple Rain-Union

Bob's Burgers

In an attempt to redeem a failed talent show performance from her past, Linda reunites with her former bandmates from the Ta-Ta's to perform at their high school reunion. At the event, a former female classmate attempts to impress Bob, her high school crush, who, in turn, becomes very self-conscious about the unwanted attention.

TV-14

11:04 PM

Bookie of the Year (DVS)

Family Guy

While throwing rotten apples into oncoming traffic with Peter, Chris hits the car of the coach of the James Woods High School baseball team. Impressed with his arm, Coach Doyle asks Chris to join the team.

TV-14

Tuesday, May 1
12:05 AM

New Adventures of Old Tom, The (DVS)

Family Guy

After Peter gets stuck overnight on the kiddie train at the Quahog Mall, he becomes jealous when Lois fawns over the handsome new Channel 5 reporter, Dallas Portland, who interviews him.

TV-14

1:05 AM

Road to India (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian calls tech support for his computer and quickly hits it off with Padma, the female tech support operator from India. Brian flies to India to meet her with Stewie tagging along.

TV-14

2:05 AM

Chapter Nine (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Quinn go back to Earth to find an anti-gravitational bomb that they hope can save the universe.

TV-14

3:05 AM

Inside Family Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

James Woods hosts a behind the scenes episode of Family Guy, where we observe one production week in the life of the show if the Griffins were a real family playing themselves and shooting on a soundstage.

TV-14

4:05 AM

Episode 81162 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:05 AM

Chapter Nine (DVS)

Final Space

Gary and Quinn go back to Earth to find an anti-gravitational bomb that they hope can save the universe.

TV-14

6:05 AM

And the Life After Death (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline learns that her childhood nanny passed away and brings Max with her to attend the funeral. But once there she discovers that the woman never spoke of Caroline to her own family.

TV-PG

7:05 AM

Episode 81162 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:05 AM

Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Married with Children

Peggy's birthday gift for Al causes quite a stir at the mall.

TV-PG

9:05 AM

Valentine's Day Massacre

Married with Children

When Bud discovers a long-lost Valentine's card a girlfriend had sent him a year ago, he goes on a mission to find his lost love.

TV-PG

10:05 AM

Field of Screams

Married with Children

Al fights to keep an auto factory from replacing his high school football field.

TV-PG

11:05 AM

Nooner or Nothing

Married with Children

To win a contest, Peggy must persuade Al to come home from work to engage in some afternoon hanky-panky.

TV-PG

12:05 PM

Wish Boned

King of Queens, The

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

TV-PG

1:05 PM

Field of Screams

Married with Children

Al fights to keep an auto factory from replacing his high school football field.

TV-PG

2:05 PM

Maestro, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's comments on villas in Tuscany stirs Jerry's curiosity.

TV-PG

3:05 PM

Wish Boned

King of Queens, The

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

TV-PG

4:05 PM

Buy Curious

King of Queens, The

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

TV-PG

5:05 PM

Maestro, The

Seinfeld

Elaine's boyfriend's comments on villas in Tuscany stirs Jerry's curiosity.

TV-PG

6:05 PM

One with Joey's New Brain, The

Friends

Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.

TV-PG

7:05 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

8:05 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

9:05 PM

One with the Vows, The

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

10:05 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

11:05 PM

Comic-Con Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.

TV-PG

Wednesday, May 2
12:05 AM

Collaboration Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.

TV-PG

1:05 AM

Separation Agitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work; and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a golddigger.

TV-PG

2:05 AM

Comic-Con Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.

TV-PG

3:05 AM

Collaboration Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.

TV-PG

4:05 AM

Episode 81163 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:05 AM

Charges and Specs (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake's investigation into a philanthropic leader is shut down, he turns to Amy and reluctant Capt. Holt for help; premarital problems leave Charles devastated.

TV-14

6:05 AM

Chocolate Milk (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Holt's longtime nemesis comes to inspect the precinct; Jake and Terry test the boundaries of their friendship.

TV-14

7:05 AM

Episode 81163 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:05 AM

Charges and Specs (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake's investigation into a philanthropic leader is shut down, he turns to Amy and reluctant Capt. Holt for help; premarital problems leave Charles devastated.

TV-14

9:05 AM

Chocolate Milk (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Holt's longtime nemesis comes to inspect the precinct; Jake and Terry test the boundaries of their friendship.

TV-14

10:05 AM

Shoeway to Heaven

Married with Children

Al and Jefferson become vintage shoe entrepreneurs.

TV-PG

11:05 AM

Kelly Breaks Out

Married with Children

An untimely pimple threatens Kelly's acting career.

TV-PG

12:05 PM

Al Goes Deep

Married with Children

A football star's romance with Kelly jeopardizes Jefferson's lifesaving wager on a big game.

TV-PG

1:05 PM

Shoeway to Heaven

Married with Children

Al and Jefferson become vintage shoe entrepreneurs.

TV-PG

2:05 PM

Soup Nazi, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's favorite soup vendor won't serve his new girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth).

TV-PG

3:05 PM

Window Pain

King of Queens, The

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to impress the neighbors.

TV-PG

4:05 PM

Kirbed Enthusiasm

King of Queens, The

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

TV-PG

5:05 PM

Soup Nazi, The

Seinfeld

Jerry's favorite soup vendor won't serve his new girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth).

TV-PG

6:05 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 2, The

Friends

Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. ELLIOTT GOULD, CHRISTINA PICKLES, MORGAN FAIRCHILD, GARY OLDMAN and KATHLEEN TURNER guest star.

TV-PG

7:05 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

8:05 PM

One with the Videotape, The

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

9:05 PM

One with the Stain, The

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

10:05 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

11:05 PM

Flirting With Disaster (DVS)

American Dad

Francine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

TV-14

Thursday, May 3
12:05 AM

Barbarian Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.

TV-PG

1:05 AM

Euclid Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.

TV-14

2:05 AM

Long Distance Dissonance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.

TV-PG

3:05 AM

Barbarian Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.

TV-PG

4:05 AM

Episode 81164 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:05 AM

Episode 3080 (DVS)

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

6:05 AM

Coast Is Fear, The (DVS)

Angie Tribeca

A member of the Coast Guard is murdered and somehow Tribeca and Geils connect it to Mayhem Global. Why? What is the point of all of this? What is it all leading to?

TV-14

7:05 AM

Episode 81164 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:05 AM

Business Still Sucks Part 2

Married with Children

Al's battle against breast feeding lands him in trouble with the store's owner.

TV-PG

9:05 AM

Sleepless in Chicago

Married with Children

Al must sleep with Marcy so that Jefferson can cash in her valuable Barbie doll.

TV-PG

10:05 AM

Dud Bowl

Married with Children

Al reunites his old high school football team to play the championship game that never was.

TV-PG

11:05 AM

Business Still Sucks Part 2

Married with Children

Al's battle against breast feeding lands him in trouble with the store's owner.

TV-PG

12:05 PM

Sleepless in Chicago

Married with Children

Al must sleep with Marcy so that Jefferson can cash in her valuable Barbie doll.

TV-PG

1:05 PM

Dud Bowl

Married with Children

Al reunites his old high school football team to play the championship game that never was.

TV-PG

2:05 PM

Sponge, The

Seinfeld

Elaine considers intimacy with her new boyfriend (Scott Patterson).

TV-PG

3:05 PM

Holy Mackerel

King of Queens, The

When Carrie prays for a raise and actually gets one, she and Doug start praying for more things.

TV-PG

4:05 PM

Mammary Lane

King of Queens, The

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

TV-PG

5:05 PM

Sponge, The

Seinfeld

Elaine considers intimacy with her new boyfriend (Scott Patterson).

TV-PG

6:05 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

7:05 PM

One with the Secret Closet, The

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

8:05 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

9:05 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

10:05 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

11:05 PM

Caddy, The

Seinfeld

Kramer befriends a caddy (Armin Shimerman) who helps him improve his golf game.

TV-PG

Friday, May 4
12:05 AM

Shower Head, The

Seinfeld

Jerry jokes about his uncle on television; Elaine fails a drug test; guest Jay Leno.

TV-PG

1:05 AM

Lizard-Spock Expansion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants to use an alternate version of rock-paper-scissors to help resolve conflicts. A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard.

TV-PG

2:05 AM

Vartabedian Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

TV-PG

3:05 AM

Shower Head, The

Seinfeld

Jerry jokes about his uncle on television; Elaine fails a drug test; guest Jay Leno.

TV-PG

4:05 AM

Episode 81165 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

5:05 AM

Mole, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Holt and Jake need to root out a mole in the precinct before Deputy Chief Wuntch hears about it; Terry and Rosa go to a silent disco while searching for new leads for their drug task force.

TV-14

6:05 AM

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Sci-fi adventure which takes place before the birth of Luke Skywalker, featuring the friendship between the young Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, who would later become Darth Vader. The galactic government has been weakened, and when the peaceful planet of Naboo is threatened by the giant Trade Federation, it seems that nobody will step in to defend Queen Amidala and her people. Jedi Knight Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi are sent to find a settlement and discover the extent of the planet's peril. In the course of their adventures, they find a young slave, Anakin, whom Qui-Gon senses is destined to bring balance to the Force. Against Obi-Wan's suspicions, he decides to train Anakin as a Jedi Knight.

TV-PG

7:05 AM

Episode 81165 (DVS)

Conan

TV-14

8:05 AM

Mole, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Holt and Jake need to root out a mole in the precinct before Deputy Chief Wuntch hears about it; Terry and Rosa go to a silent disco while searching for new leads for their drug task force.

TV-14

9:05 AM

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Sci-fi adventure which takes place before the birth of Luke Skywalker, featuring the friendship between the young Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, who would later become Darth Vader. The galactic government has been weakened, and when the peaceful planet of Naboo is threatened by the giant Trade Federation, it seems that nobody will step in to defend Queen Amidala and her people. Jedi Knight Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi are sent to find a settlement and discover the extent of the planet's peril. In the course of their adventures, they find a young slave, Anakin, whom Qui-Gon senses is destined to bring balance to the Force. Against Obi-Wan's suspicions, he decides to train Anakin as a Jedi Knight.

TV-PG

12:05 PM

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

The galaxy is weary after three long years of war. Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi have become legendary heroes in their campaigns against the droid forces of the evil General Grievous. Anakin and his secret wife, Padme Amidala, have been separated for months, and he finally reunites with her to learn that she is pregnant. He is plagued by visions of her dying in childbirth, haunting images of a possible future. Anakin is determined to stop her from dying--no matter the cost. This leads Anakin down a dark path to commit terrible deeds. Obi-Wan Kenobi must face his former apprentice in a ferocious lightsaber duel on the fiery world of Mustafar.

TV-14

3:05 PM

Star Wars: A New Hope (DVS)

In a distant galaxy, a long time ago, young Luke Skywalker assembles his motley crew of allies including space rogue Han Solo and two "droids" -- C3PO and R2D2 -- to rescue Princess Leia, the rebel leader of her planet from the clutches of the evil Empire as embodied by its enforcer Darth Vader.

TV-PG