DVS Offerings

Saturday, Apr 10
12:30 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

1:00 AM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

4:00 AM

Rampage (DVS)

Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that's been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. Based on the video game.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

8:30 AM

Shower Head, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry jokes about his uncle on television. Elaine fails a drug test.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Cadillac Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry surprises his parents with a new Cadillac.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Cadillac Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry surprises his parents with a new Cadillac.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

2:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

2:30 PM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Wonder Woman (DVS)

Before she was Wonder Woman, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons: trained to be a warrior. An American pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home to stop the threat.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Wonder Woman (DVS)

Before she was Wonder Woman, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons: trained to be a warrior. An American pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home to stop the threat.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Aquaman (DVS)

When half-human, half-Atlantean Arthur Curry learns that he is heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, he must discover if he is worthy of being who is was born to be, the king of his kingdom and a hero to the world.

TV-14

11:32 PM

Big Balls Are Back, Baby!, The (DVS)

Wipeout

Fire performers, a Rock 'n' Roll father-daughter duo, and bubbleologists have a chance to traverse three of the most challenging courses in Wipeout history to win $25,000!

TV-14

Sunday, Apr 11
12:32 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

2:32 AM

Big Balls Are Back, Baby!, The (DVS)

Wipeout

Fire performers, a Rock 'n' Roll father-daughter duo, and bubbleologists have a chance to traverse three of the most challenging courses in Wipeout history to win $25,000!

TV-14

3:32 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Friar's Club, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to join the Friars Club; a new co-worker causes more work for Elaine.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Wonder Woman (DVS)

Before she was Wonder Woman, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons: trained to be a warrior. An American pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home to stop the threat.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Bottle Deposit Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's mechanic steals his car; Kramer plans to return used bottles to Michigan.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Bottle Deposit Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry's mechanic steals his car; Kramer plans to return used bottles to Michigan.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

2:00 PM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

3:00 PM

Wonder Woman (DVS)

Before she was Wonder Woman, she was Diana, princess of the Amazons: trained to be a warrior. An American pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home to stop the threat.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Man of Steel (DVS)

Clark Kent/Kal-El is a young twenty-something journalist who feels alienated by powers beyond anyone's imagination. Transported to Earth years ago from Krypton, an advanced alien planet, Clark struggles with the ultimate question - Why am I here? Shaped by the values of his adoptive parents Martha and Jonathan Kent, Clark soon discovers that having super abilities means making very difficult decisions. But when the world needs stability the most, it comes under attack. Will his abilities be used to maintain peace or ultimately used to divide and conquer? Clark must become the hero known as "Superman," not only to shine as the world's last beacon of hope but to protect the ones he loves.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Aquaman (DVS)

When half-human, half-Atlantean Arthur Curry learns that he is heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, he must discover if he is worthy of being who is was born to be, the king of his kingdom and a hero to the world.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Hofstadter Isotope, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Vegas Renormalization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Raj take Wolowitz to Las Vegas to help him get over his break-up with Leslie. Sheldon, home alone and looking forward to it, locks himself out and has only one other place to stay, Penny's.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Classified Materials Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is torn between being honest or self-serving when Stuart asks his advice for an upcoming second date with Penny. Wolowitz realizes there's a crucial error in a toilet he designed for the International Space Station.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

Monday, Apr 12
12:00 AM

Dead Hooker Juxtaposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Hofstadter Isotope, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Vegas Renormalization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Raj take Wolowitz to Las Vegas to help him get over his break-up with Leslie. Sheldon, home alone and looking forward to it, locks himself out and has only one other place to stay, Penny's.

TV-14

1:30 AM

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (DVS)

Zohan, a top Israeli commando, fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. Though he wants to put his life of counter-terrorism behind him, he quickly finds it is not so easy to escape one's roots. As enemies old and new try to take him out, they will all come to learn the same thing: you don't mess with the Zohan.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

4:30 AM

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (DVS)

Zohan, a top Israeli commando, fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. Though he wants to put his life of counter-terrorism behind him, he quickly finds it is not so easy to escape one's roots. As enemies old and new try to take him out, they will all come to learn the same thing: you don't mess with the Zohan.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Cake, The (DVS)

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Ross's Grant, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Wrestler, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan panics when Barry comes close to toppling his longstanding wrestling record at Steve's school—and ends up teaching Roger how to wrestle so he can defeat Barry.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Dr. Klaustus (DVS)

American Dad

After tricking Roger into going to Iraq, Klaus assumes the role of the Smiths' psychologist, but his emphasis on emotional honesty backfires.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Stan's Best Friend (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve's new puppy is gravely injured, Stan attempts to save the dog using a doctor who specializes in alternative medicine.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Less Money, Mo' Problems (DVS)

American Dad

Stan bets Jeff and Hayley that he and Fran can live on minimum wage for one month; Roger and Steve test-drive a Ferrari after Klaus brags about having driven one.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Crawl Space (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob learns that Linda's parents are coming for a visit, he takes drastic measures to avoid having contact with them. While fixing a leak in the attic, he pretends to get stuck while investigating a series of Prohibition Era passageways behind the walls. Bob manages to run the restaurant by ordering the family around from the safety of his wall maze, but then actually becomes stuck and begins to get a touch of cabin fever.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Sacred Cow (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When a controversial documentary filmmaker places a live cow outside of the family restaurant to make a statement about animal cruelty, Bob is livid when it starts to scare away customers.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

8:30 PM

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Lois receive a note from Principal Shepherd pinned to Chris' backpack. During their meeting they learn that if Chris doesn't pass his upcoming history exam he will have to repeat the 9th grade.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Internal Affairs (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Into Fat Air (DVS)

Family Guy

When the successful family of Lois' ex-boyfriend, Ross Fishman, mentions that they're all climbing Mount Everest, Peter announces that the Griffins are climbing it too...and will beat the Fishmans to the top. But the Griffins are woefully unprepared for the trip.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Ratings Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins are chosen to be a Neilsen family, and Peter takes advantage of the chance to reformat TV to his taste - except that everyone else hates his changes.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Old Man and the Big C (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian overhears a doctor telling Carter that Carter has only two weeks to live, but when Lois frantically checks on her father he's mysteriously healthy - and Brian wants to know why.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Yug Ylimaf (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian discovers that he can use Stewie's time machine to pick up girls, but when he tries to cover his tracks he accidentally reverses the flow of time.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Joe's Revenge (DVS)

Family Guy

Joe, Peter and Quagmire set out to capture the criminal who caused Joe's paralysis; Brian grows jealous of Quagmire's cat.

TV-14

Tuesday, Apr 13
12:00 AM

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell (DVS)

Family Guy

After celebrating another birthday, Lois adopts a younger look and lifestyle - much to Peter's chagrin; a vengeful turtle targets the Griffins.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Friends Without Benefits (DVS)

Family Guy

Meg discovers that a boy she has a crush on is gay - and that has his eye on Chris.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Enter Stanman (DVS)

American Dad

Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dreams after he becomes insecure about their contents.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

3:00 AM

Calzone, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George becomes his boss's pet when he shares a delicious calzone with him.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with the Late Thanksgiving, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late; Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The (DVS)

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Princess Consuela, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Rachel's Going Away Party, The (DVS)

Friends

One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Last One Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Last One Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Monica Gets a Roommate, The (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Kidney Stays in the Picture, The (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley experiences kidney failure, Stan and Fran travel into the past to find the man who may be Hayley's real father.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Ricky Spanish (DVS)

American Dad

Roger makes amends for the trouble he caused after he adopted a sociopathic persona; Stan and Fran get an unexpected visit from a Nigerian man whom they aided through a relief organization.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Toy Whorey (DVS)

American Dad

Stan wants Steve to stop playing with toys and be a man, so he brings Steve to Mexico to make love to a prostitute; Roger attempts to retrieve a bottle of wine from Terry and Greg.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Love, American Dad Style (DVS)

American Dad

Roger opens a crooner's bar in the Smith family's attic and recruits Hayley as his main entertainer. Soon all of Langley Falls becomes enthralled by her singing voice, including Roger, who takes his crush on Hayley a bit too far. Meanwhile, Stan tries to prove his manhood by negotiating a good deal on a new car.

TV-14

9:00 PM

North by North Quahog (DVS)

Family Guy

During their second honeymoon, Peter and Lois stumble upon a horror too great to bear: Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ 2.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (DVS)

Family Guy

Chris falls for his new substitute teacher (who wants him to kill her husband), while Brian tries to get through to a bunch of school rejects.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Confidence Erosion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Celebration Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Matrimonial Metric, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Separation Triangulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband. Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Apr 14
12:00 AM

Novelization Correlation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton Show", but Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Neonatal Nomenclature, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Sword (DVS)

Chad

Chad receives a special gift from his estranged father, but when he uses it to gain social capital at school his plans go horribly awry.

TV-MA

2:30 AM

Sword (DVS)

Chad

Chad receives a special gift from his estranged father, but when he uses it to gain social capital at school his plans go horribly awry.

TV-MA

11:30 AM

And the Ten Inches (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline approach the owner of a pizza place next door about renting space to expand their renovated dessert bar.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Big Gamble (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In the season 5 finale, Max and Caroline learn Han is in trouble with a gang when he can't pay a substantial debt he amassed from gambling on women's tennis.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Two Openings: Part 1 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 1 of 2. Max and Caroline put the finishing touches on their newly converted Dessert Bar. Meanwhile, Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy; and Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Thumb, The (DVS)

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with the Blackout, The (DVS)

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One Where Underdog Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Monkey, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Why Can't We Be Friends (DVS)

American Dad

After concluding that Snot isn't cool enough to hang out with Steve, Stan concocts a scheme to separate the pair by sticking Snot in the Witness Protection Program; Roger gives Steve money to clean out his attic.

TV-14

6:00 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Boobies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Killer Vacation (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family's tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill the activities director at their resort, whom his boss at the CIA insists is an ex-war criminal. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff try to rekindle their fading romance, while Roger, as his latest persona, Abigail Lemonparty, falls for an older gentleman.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Can I Be Frank (With You) (DVS)

American Dad

Francine dresses up in a man suit so she can spend more time with Stan; Steve forms a boy band with his friends.

TV-14

8:00 PM

American Stepdad (DVS)

American Dad

Stan invites his mother to come live with the family after Stan's stepfather dies, and tensions rise when Roger is forced to share his attic with her. But Roger and Stan's mom quickly fall in love and get married, and Stan is forced to deal with Roger as his new stepdad. Steve and his friends discover a mysterious plane crash while on a bike ride and come across a long-lost script of a Fast and Furious movie that they are determined to get made.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Why Can't We Be Friends (DVS)

American Dad

After concluding that Snot isn't cool enough to hang out with Steve, Stan concocts a scheme to separate the pair by sticking Snot in the Witness Protection Program; Roger gives Steve money to clean out his attic.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Blind Ambition (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire, The (DVS)

Family Guy

The neighborhood is rocked with scandal when Loretta has an affair...with Quagmire!

TV-14

10:00 PM

Guitarist Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Adhesive Duck Deficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Vengeance Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Gorilla Experiment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.

TV-PG

Thursday, Apr 15
12:00 AM

Maternal Congruence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Psychic Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Sword (DVS)

Chad

Chad receives a special gift from his estranged father, but when he uses it to gain social capital at school his plans go horribly awry.

TV-MA

4:30 AM

Virgins (DVS)

New Girl

In a series of flashbacks, Jess, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Cece tell one another how they each lost their virginity. After regaling each other with their awkward exploits they begin to realize how their first sexual experience continues to affect their sex lives, and one relationship changes forever.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Chicago (DVS)

New Girl

When a death occurs in Nick's family, Jess, Schmidt and Winston travel with Nick to the Windy City to help him with the funeral preparations and meet his boisterous family members, including his mom, Bonnie; his younger brother, Jamie; and his Boston cousin, Bobby.

TV-14

6:30 AM

First Date (DVS)

New Girl

Nick and Jess continue to struggle with the sexual tension in their relationship both hoping and willing the other to make the first move. After an awkward but exhilarating encounter in the loft hallway, an emboldened Nick asks Jess out on a first date, but it turns out that they both may not be on the same page. And Schmidt and Winston worry that if Nick becomes involved with Jess, it will alter the carefully calibrated dynamics in the loft.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Bachelorette Party (DVS)

New Girl

Jess decides to throw Cece a surprise bachelorette party while Nick and Winston awkwardly take her fiance, Shivrang, out for the night. Then, as Schmidt desperately tries to find a real girlfriend in time for the wedding in order to get a plus one, he is forced to seek out his old girlfriend from his fat Schmidt college days.

TV-14

7:30 AM

Virgins (DVS)

New Girl

In a series of flashbacks, Jess, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Cece tell one another how they each lost their virginity. After regaling each other with their awkward exploits they begin to realize how their first sexual experience continues to affect their sex lives, and one relationship changes forever.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Winston's Birthday (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' dad chooses the worst day to pay the loft an unexpected visit, forcing a nervous Nick to spend the day alone with him. Jess finds herself with a huge opportunity for a new job on the day before Cece's wedding, and Schmidt must take a look in the mirror and confront his real feelings about Elizabeth. Meanwhile, Winston psyches himself up for his huge surprise birthday celebration, which no one seemed to remember to throw for him.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Two Openings: Part 2 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 2 of 2. Sophie goes into labor just before the Dessert Bar's grand opening and demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. Meanwhile, the girls run into problems when they don't secure a liquor license for their new venue.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the 80's Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's plans to attract upscale clients to their dessert bar go awry when members of an arm-wrestling team become regulars. Meanwhile, Oleg ghost writes sexy messages for Max to send to Randy.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Godmama Drama (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Oleg and Sophie's plan to have Max and Caroline as Barbara's godparents goes awry when Oleg's domineering mother arrives from the Ukraine for the baby's baptism and fires the girls from their godparent duties.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the College Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gives Caroline the college party she never had when they are invited to speak at Caroline's alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, about their business. Meanwhile, Oleg's attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie; and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.

TV-14

1:00 PM

Sword (DVS)

Chad

Chad receives a special gift from his estranged father, but when he uses it to gain social capital at school his plans go horribly awry.

TV-MA

1:30 PM

One with the Candy Hearts, The (DVS)

Friends

On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with All the Poker, The (DVS)

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where the Monkey Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fiance.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

5:00 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Birth, The (DVS)

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Adventures in Hayleysitting (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay, breaks her leg in a soccer match so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.

TV-14

7:30 PM

National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story (DVS)

American Dad

A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as Baby Franny, the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. On the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial eureka moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity, male stripper shoes.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Petarded (DVS)

Family Guy

After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Brian the Bachelor (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian and Quagmire vie for the same woman's affections when they are cast on "The Bachelorette".

TV-14

9:30 PM

Tenant Disassociation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard learns Sheldon is the president of the tenants association, he decides to run against him. Bernadette encourages Howard and Raj to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Comet Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map. Raj takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery, and friendships are threatened.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Monetary Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon goes to Vegas to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies.

TV-PG

Friday, Apr 16
1:00 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And the Rom-Commie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Earl becomes concerned he may not be able to keep up when his long-lost sweetheart, Pilar, visits from Cuba and wants him to take her sightseeing around the country. Meanwhile, Max must decide whether it's time to take her texting relationship with Randy to the next level.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Sophie Doll (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls take a bartending class in order to add cocktails to their dessert bar menu, but Caroline is forced to take the class exam alone when Max gets chicken pox from Han. Meanwhile, Sophie introduces a creepy lookalike video monitor doll to keep tabs on baby Barbara, which unsettles everyone.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Duck Stamp (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's dessert bar business booms when they hire a popular bartender, but the girls are forced to intervene when Han becomes addicted to the mixologist's potent cocoa powder in his signature cacao drink. Meanwhile, Han enters a duck stamp drawing contest; and glamour eludes Sophie as she adjusts to being a mom.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the About FaceTime (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Randy and Max tire of Caroline being the third wheel on their FaceTime dates, so Randy sets her up on a date with one of his co-workers. Meanwhile, Oleg becomes distraught when Sophie tells him to sell his beloved car for a mini-van.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the List, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Russ, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Prom Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Finger Lenting Good (DVS)

American Dad

Francine asks her family to give up their vices for Lent or risk losing a finger.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari, The (DVS)

American Dad

Francine tries to teach Roger the value of hard work after he fakes a masters degree and buys an Oscar. Steve interviews Stan for a personal history assignment at school.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Uncle Drew (DVS)

After losing his street basketball team in Harlem, Dax convinces his legendary Uncle Drew and his old squad of septuagenarians to return to the court one more time.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Max Jets (DVS)

American Dad

Roger announces Max Jets, a character of Roger's who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is soon getting out of prison. But a wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina, a gold-digging waitress who threatens the family's inheritance.

TV-14

9:00 PM

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do (DVS)

Family Guy

When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Sword (DVS)

Chad

Chad receives a special gift from his estranged father, but when he uses it to gain social capital at school his plans go horribly awry.

TV-MA

11:00 PM

Uncle Drew (DVS)

After losing his street basketball team in Harlem, Dax convinces his legendary Uncle Drew and his old squad of septuagenarians to return to the court one more time.

TV-14

Saturday, Apr 17
2:15 AM

Barbershop 3 (DVS)

TV-14

5:15 AM

Barbershop 3 (DVS)

TV-14

11:30 AM

Invitations, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Pacific Rim (DVS)

When a powerful extraterrestrial force, giant monsters known as Kaiju, attack Earth and threaten the very existence of humanity, the planet's inhabitants fight back by piloting giant robots in an effort to save their home from annihilation.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Glasses, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys effeminate glasses; dog-bite victim Elaine thinks she has rabies.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

2:30 PM

Sword (DVS)

Chad

Chad receives a special gift from his estranged father, but when he uses it to gain social capital at school his plans go horribly awry.

TV-MA

3:00 PM

Pacific Rim (DVS)

When a powerful extraterrestrial force, giant monsters known as Kaiju, attack Earth and threaten the very existence of humanity, the planet's inhabitants fight back by piloting giant robots in an effort to save their home from annihilation.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Ant-Man and the Wasp (DVS)

Scott Lang grapples with the consequences of his choices as both a superhero and a father. As he struggles to rebalance his home life with his responsibilities as Ant-Man, he's confronted by Hope van Dyne and Dr. Hank Pym with an urgent new mission. Scott must once again put on the suit and learn to fight alongside The Wasp as the team works together to uncover secrets from their past.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Einstein Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block; including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Ant-Man and the Wasp (DVS)

Scott Lang grapples with the consequences of his choices as both a superhero and a father. As he struggles to rebalance his home life with his responsibilities as Ant-Man, he's confronted by Hope van Dyne and Dr. Hank Pym with an urgent new mission. Scott must once again put on the suit and learn to fight alongside The Wasp as the team works together to uncover secrets from their past.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Excelsior Acquisition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Precious Fragmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Pants Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's fear of speaking in front of large groups threatens his ability to accept an award, so the gang tries to help him get ready for the big night.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Einstein Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block; including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Large Hadron Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.

TV-PG

Sunday, Apr 18
12:30 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

2:30 AM

Sword (DVS)

Chad

Chad receives a special gift from his estranged father, but when he uses it to gain social capital at school his plans go horribly awry.

TV-MA

3:30 AM

And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, so she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Back in New York, Oleg takes charge of the diner and Sophie fills in as a waitress.

TV-14

4:30 AM

And the Stalking Dead (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras at the Texas movie set where Randy works; Han and Oleg fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.

TV-14

6:00 AM

And the Himmiecane (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When a hurricane approaches, Caroline fears a big divorce party she's planning for a wealthy couple will get canned when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he is blocking her calls; and Oleg gets jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with her handsome new manny.

TV-14

6:30 AM

And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, so she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Back in New York, Oleg takes charge of the diner and Sophie fills in as a waitress.

TV-14

7:00 AM

And the Riverboat Runs Through It (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline stow away and waitress on a riverboat to New Orleans, as they try to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie make big bucks when they sell pony rides on Chestnut.

TV-14

7:30 AM

And the Stalking Dead (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras at the Texas movie set where Randy works; Han and Oleg fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.

TV-14

1:00 PM

Sniffing Accountant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, Kramer and Newman investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffle.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

Captain America: Civil War (DVS)

Political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability when the actions of the Avengers lead to collateral damage. The new status quo deeply divides members of the team. Captain America believes superheroes should remain free to defend humanity without government interference. Iron Man sharply disagrees and supports oversight. As the debate escalates into an all-out feud, Black Widow and Hawkeye must pick a side.

TV-14

2:00 PM

Lip Reader, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George enlists a lip-reader to learn why his girlfriend dumped him.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

3:00 PM

Sword (DVS)

Chad

Chad receives a special gift from his estranged father, but when he uses it to gain social capital at school his plans go horribly awry.

TV-MA

4:30 PM

Captain America: Civil War (DVS)

Political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability when the actions of the Avengers lead to collateral damage. The new status quo deeply divides members of the team. Captain America believes superheroes should remain free to defend humanity without government interference. Iron Man sharply disagrees and supports oversight. As the debate escalates into an all-out feud, Black Widow and Hawkeye must pick a side.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Ant-Man and the Wasp (DVS)

Scott Lang grapples with the consequences of his choices as both a superhero and a father. As he struggles to rebalance his home life with his responsibilities as Ant-Man, he's confronted by Hope van Dyne and Dr. Hank Pym with an urgent new mission. Scott must once again put on the suit and learn to fight alongside The Wasp as the team works together to uncover secrets from their past.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

Monday, Apr 19
12:00 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

12:30 AM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Kick-Ass 2 (DVS)

Dave, aka Kick-Ass, and Mindy, aka Hit Girl, are trying to live as normal teenagers and briefly form a crime-fighting team. After Mindy is busted and forced to retire as Hit Girl, Dave joins a group of amateur superheroes led by Col. Stars and Stripes, a reformed mobster. Just as Dave and company start to make a real difference on the streets, the villain formerly known as Red Mist rears his head yet again.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Sword (DVS)

Chad

Chad receives a special gift from his estranged father, but when he uses it to gain social capital at school his plans go horribly awry.

TV-MA

4:00 AM

Kick-Ass 2 (DVS)

Dave, aka Kick-Ass, and Mindy, aka Hit Girl, are trying to live as normal teenagers and briefly form a crime-fighting team. After Mindy is busted and forced to retire as Hit Girl, Dave joins a group of amateur superheroes led by Col. Stars and Stripes, a reformed mobster. Just as Dave and company start to make a real difference on the streets, the villain formerly known as Red Mist rears his head yet again.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One Where Joey Moves Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Naked to the Limit, One More Time (DVS)

American Dad

Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum, either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.

TV-14

5:30 PM

For Black Eyes Only (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's honeymoon with his wife, Sexpun Tocome, is brutally interrupted when Black Villain fatally shoots Sexpun. Determined to get his revenge, Stan teams up with former nemesis the Tearjerker to track down Black Villain and put a stop to his evil plan to melt the arctic glaciers.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Spelling Bee My Baby (DVS)

American Dad

Francine pressures Steve to win the National Spelling Bee so he can get into a top college. Stan and Roger try to slam Hayley through the five stages of grief so she will get over Jeff faster.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Missing Kink, The (DVS)

American Dad

Francine discovers she has a spanking fetish; Hayley goes out on a date with Snot.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Sexy Dance Fighting (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina develops a crush on the new martial arts instructor in town, she joins the class and ends up shirking her responsibilities at the restaurant. Bob finds out what's going on and decides to take matters into his own hands.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Hamburger Dinner Theater (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob reluctantly lets Linda and the kids stage a musical murder mystery dinner theater in the restaurant, but on opening night, an abrupt interruption changes the play's creative direction.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina is desperate to get her first kiss at her 13th birthday party. But after Louise breaks the deep fryer, Bob is forced to takes a second job as a late-night cab driver to pay for Tina's party. The situation worsens when the parents of Tina's crush refuse to let their son attend the party, and Bob has to do everything in his power to save his daughter's big day.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (DVS)

Family Guy

As Christmas approaches...Peter tells the story of the Nativity, with friends and family members appearing as biblical characters.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Space Cadet (DVS)

Family Guy

After Chris enrolls in a NASA space camp, Stewie accidentally launches the Griffins into outer space.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Brian's Play (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's dreams come true when he writes a play and it's a hit...but his happiness evaporates when Stewie writes a better play in one night.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Giggity Wife, The (DVS)

Family Guy

After accidentally marrying a prostitute, Quagmire pretends to be gay to end the relationship.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Valentine's Day in Quahog (DVS)

Family Guy

This Valentine's Day episode features a series of comic vignettes centered around the residents of Quahog.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Chris Cross (DVS)

Family Guy

After Meg sees Chris stealing money out of Lois' purse, she blackmails him into doing everything she says.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Call Girl (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter loses the family's money, Lois takes a job as a phone sex operator.

TV-14

Tuesday, Apr 20
12:00 AM

Underage Peter (DVS)

Family Guy

A drunk Peter drinks water from a fire hydrant; but when the water overflows, Peter ends up destroying the public library. As a result of Peter's drunken hijinks, Major Adam West raises the legal drinking age to fifty.

TV-14

12:30 AM

12 and a Half Angry Men (DVS)

Family Guy

Mayor West goes on trial for murder after his aide is found stabbed to death.

TV-14

1:30 AM

… and Into the Fire (DVS)

Final Space

Trapped in Final Space, The Team Squad confronts the horrors of Invictus and the Titans and now the only thing that matters is survival.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Chad

Eager to make his mark on his first day of high school, Chad spins a lie about his summer that quickly spirals out of control.

TV-MA

3:00 AM

Sword (DVS)

Chad

Chad receives a special gift from his estranged father, but when he uses it to gain social capital at school his plans go horribly awry.

TV-MA

11:00 AM

And the Emergency Contractor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline return from their road trip, and Caroline is impressed with not only the dessert bar renovations but also the contractor on the job. Max rushes to see Randy when she learns he is in a NYC hospital. Sophie joins a mommy group that cares less about baby talk and more about partying.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Turtle Sense (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but she gets nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Tease Time (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby and tries to spice things up by taking a burlesque class. She's accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to give up sex in the wake of her breakup with Randy. She also goes golfing with Han.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Jessica Shmessica (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is invited to a party to meet Bobby's family but is unprepared when his mother and sisters keep comparing her to his previous girlfriend.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey are scared of two bullies. Phoebe meets her long-lost family members.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Boring Identity, The (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan loses his memory, Francine attempts to transform him into the perfect husband; Roger joins Steve's newspaper route.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan learns that the CIA wants to wipe out Bullock's memory after he exhibits signs of dementia; Roger hires Stelio Kontos to deal with a student who's bullying Steve at school.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Lost in Space (DVS)

American Dad

In order to return to Earth, the space-bound Jeff must convince an emperor that he is in love with Hayley.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Da Flippity Flop (DVS)

American Dad

Klaus swaps bodies with Stan after discovering that his original human body is on ice at the CIA; after converting the attic into a gym, Roger attempts to convince Stan to sign up for a lifetime membership.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Model Misbehavior (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Peter's Got Woods (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Bow Tie Asymmetry, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The Season 11 finale: When Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan--everyone except the bride and groom.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Conjugal Configuration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 12 premiere, Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Raj insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a twitter war.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Wedding Gift Wormhole, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Raj decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Procreation Calculation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Raj explores an arranged marriage.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Apr 21
12:00 AM

Tam Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, so Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiance, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Planetarium Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy doesn't have time to work on super-asymmetry, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she's available to work with him even if it means accidentally sabotaging her career in the process. Raj doesn't want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Ikrimah Breakup (DVS)

Chad

When his mom breaks up with her boyfriend and Chad's left without a father figure, Chad does everything in his power to win him back.

TV-MA

2:30 AM

Ikrimah Breakup (DVS)

Chad

When his mom breaks up with her boyfriend and Chad's left without a father figure, Chad does everything in his power to win him back.

TV-MA

3:00 AM

Barber, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry doesn't have the nerve to dump his regular barber.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the Dad Day Afternoon (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her "daddy issues" and fear of intimacy, so she reluctantly heads to Rhode Island to track down her birth father with the diner gang in tow. Oleg gets upset when Sophie asks him to help out around the house.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Baby and Other Things (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Bobby head toward their first fight when she encourages his sister to quit her job at the company run by her mother. Max reads a text on Bobby's phone that suggests he has a child with his ex, Jessica, so she and Han go undercover as an engaged couple to Jessica's wedding planning shop to find out the truth.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Alley-Oops (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to embrace Bobby's hobby of bowling but she fears she is his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate's hand, which threatens their chance for a championship. Max uses her bowling prowess to get onto Bobby's team, and Sophie worries that baby Barbara might not be smart enough.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Rock Me on the Dais (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls are excited when they are invited to a press junket to promote the film about Caroline's life, but Caroline gets a surprise when her ex-boyfriend, Candy Andy, shows up. Bobby gets jealous over Caroline and Candy Andy's reconnection and asks the diner gang for advice.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One in Vegas Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One After Vegas, The (DVS)

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The (DVS)

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure (DVS)

American Dad

Stan reveals that the C.I.A. has a cloning machine at work. Steve and Snot decide to use the machine to clone girls so that they will finally have prom dates. The cloning process backfires as the girls emerge as babies.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Poltergasm (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Roger discover that the house is haunted. The ghost appears as an apparition of a younger Francine. The ghost grows more powerful until it attacks Hayley's boyfriend and pulls him into the netherworld.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Buck, Wild (DVS)

American Dad

Steve is eager to prove that he's no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock, and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Crotchwalkers (DVS)

American Dad

In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a cool mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Perfect Castaway, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Jungle Love (DVS)

Family Guy

Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Hot Troll Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Desperation Emanation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy; and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Irish Pub Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Apology Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.

TV-PG

Thursday, Apr 22
12:00 AM

21-Second Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with :21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Boyfriend Complexity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny asks Leonard to lie to her visiting father, while Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend all night looking through a telescope.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Non-Fat Yogurt, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine suspect Kramer's yogurt shop is causing their weight gain.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Conan (DVS)

The biggest celebrities, the craziest sketches and Andy Richter to boot? Yes, some would say Conan O'Brien's talk show has everything a late night viewer could want.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Double Date (DVS)

New Girl

Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn't take reservations.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Elaine's Big Day (DVS)

New Girl

Cece's wedding day finds Jess and Nick making a decision about their relationship. Meanwhile, Schmidt schemes with a typically overenthusiastic Winston to sabotage the nuptials, although a shocking announcement may be bigger than anything he has planned.

TV-14

6:30 AM

All In (DVS)

New Girl

Nick and Jess decide to go all in on their romantic relationship, which leads them to run away to a Mexican beach town. But when Nick runs into trouble with the authorities, it's Schmidt and Winston to the possible rescue, which may land Nick into even deeper trouble. Meanwhile, Schmidt makes a decision regarding Cece and Elizabeth, and Winston becomes obsessed with completing a puzzle.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Nerd (DVS)

New Girl

When Jess desperately tries to fit in with a clique of mean girl teachers at her new school, she mistakenly turns to Nick for advice on how to deal with them. Meanwhile, an office party is anything but fun for Schmidt, and Winston plots revenge while cat-sitting for Daisy, whom he suspects is cheating on him.

TV-14

7:30 AM

Double Date (DVS)

New Girl

Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn't take reservations.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Captain, The (DVS)

New Girl

A vengeful Schmidt targets Jess and Nick's relatively happy relationship. Meanwhile, when Winston learns that Furguson the cat must be neutered, he is determined to give this feline one last night of carnal glory.

TV-14

11:00 AM

And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls and the diner gang prepare for their big night on the red carpet as the premiere of the film about Caroline's life arrives. Max and Caroline contemplate their future at the diner and the states of their love lives.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Pilot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Break-Up Scene (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline thinks she's doing Max a favor but she is really stealing Max's thunder when she takes it upon herself to facilitate Max's breakup with Robbie.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And Strokes of Goodwill (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Ring, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Kung Pao Turkey (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's plan for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear is thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine's mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Independent Movie (DVS)

American Dad

Snot's father dies but Snot refuses to go to the funeral. Steve convinces Snot to take a road trip across the country to attend.

TV-14

8:00 PM

PTV (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Brian Goes Back to College (DVS)

Family Guy

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Love at First Tip (DVS)

Wipeout

Mermaids, motivational speakers, and cosplayers take on the demanding Wipeout obstacle course, all vying for a $25,000 payday!

TV-14

9:30 PM

Geology Elevation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

OMFG Girl Run! (DVS)

Wipeout

All the way from Luxembourg, Frisbee Camp, and even homeschool, teams face the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000!

TV-14

10:30 PM

Geology Methodology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, despite Sheldon's embarrassment. Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on how to navigate his relationship with Ruchi.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Solo Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert the geologist replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Love at First Tip (DVS)

Wipeout

Mermaids, motivational speakers, and cosplayers take on the demanding Wipeout obstacle course, all vying for a $25,000 payday!

TV-14

Friday, Apr 23
11:30 AM

And the 90s Horse Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max throw a '90s-themed party at the diner to attract rich hipsters and raise money for their cupcake business. Caroline is horrified when her rich ex-boyfriend, William, comes into the diner.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Disappearing Bed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to build herself a Murphy bed, the kind which folds into the wall, in Max's apartment. Meanwhile, the chemistry between Max and Johnny heats up.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Pretty Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline drags Max to a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and learn how to make more attractive cupcakes for their business.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Engagement Picture, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with All the Cheesecakes, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Rosita Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Joey's New Brain, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Truth About London, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Faking Bad (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley tries to go clubbing with her old friends she is turned away at the door because she doesn't have proper ID. Hayley convinces Steve to make a fake ID for her. The fake ID is so good that Hayley and Steve go into business together as counterfeiters.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Minstrel Krampus (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus, a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.

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8:00 PM

Hitch (DVS)

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary--and deliberately anonymous--New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Allegra Cole, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara Melas, a gossip columnist who follows Allegra's every move. The ultimate professional bachelor, Hitch suddenly finds himself falling deliriously in love with Sarah, a reporter whose biggest scoop could very well be the unmasking of Manhattan's most famous date doctor.

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8:30 PM

Cock of the Sleepwalk (DVS)

American Dad

Stan celebrates his one hundredth kill for the C.I.A and says his success as an assassin comes from him not having a conscience. The night of the celebration, Stan sleepwalks and performs good deeds for his family. Upon waking up, Stan is shocked to learn that his conscience is taking control of his body.

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9:00 PM

Courtship of Stewie's Father, The (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.

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9:30 PM

Fat Guy Strangler (DVS)

Family Guy

Lois learns she has a brother she has never met (Robert Downey Jr.), so she brings him home from a mental institution to live with her family.

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10:00 PM

Bed & Breakfast (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

With a long weekend approaching, Linda sees an opportunity to capitalize on the tourist traffic by turning their home into a bed and breakfast. As usual, she goes overboard and gets a little crazy when her efforts aren't appreciated.

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10:30 PM

Art Crawl (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Linda asks Bob to let her sister hang her paintings in the restaurant for Art Week, Bob finds he's forced to contend with the city's Art Council, a shady troop of intimidating old ladies who control the art exhibited around town. Meanwhile, Louise, Gene and Tina are thrilled by all the attention their own art receives in the restaurant.

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