DVS Offerings

Friday, Dec 2
12:00 AM

Imitation Perturbation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.

TV-PG

12:24 AM

Grant Allocation Derivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.

TV-PG

12:48 AM

Consummation Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Citation Negation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproven. Ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Point Break (DVS)

Young FBI agent Johnny Utah infiltrates a cunning team of extreme sports athletes he suspects of masterminding a string of unprecedented, sophisticated corporate heists.

TV-14

1:36 AM

VCR Illumination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Howard ace his Magic Castle audition.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Ocean's Thirteen (DVS)

Ruthless casino owner Willy Bank never imagined that the odds were against him when he double-crossed Danny Ocean's friend and mentor Reuben Tishkoff, putting the distraught Reuben in a hospital bed in critical condition. But Bank miscalculated--badly. He may have taken down one of the original Ocean's eleven, but he left the others standing and, worse for him, gave them a shared purpose: to take Bank down on the night of what should be his greatest triumph--the grand opening of his new casino, appropriately named The Bank.

TV-14

3:30 AM

10 Things I Hate About You (DVS)

Bianca Stratford is pretty and popular, but her strict family won't allow her to date until her older sister does: the problem is that sister Kat is an outsider who tries to alienate any guy who might be interested in her. So Bianca's would-be boyfriend bribes fellow outsider Patrick to ask out Kat, thinking that this sullen young man with a mysterious past might tempt Kat to rise to the challenge.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Point Break (DVS)

Young FBI agent Johnny Utah infiltrates a cunning team of extreme sports athletes he suspects of masterminding a string of unprecedented, sophisticated corporate heists.

TV-14

6:30 AM

10 Things I Hate About You (DVS)

Bianca Stratford is pretty and popular, but her strict family won't allow her to date until her older sister does: the problem is that sister Kat is an outsider who tries to alienate any guy who might be interested in her. So Bianca's would-be boyfriend bribes fellow outsider Patrick to ask out Kat, thinking that this sullen young man with a mysterious past might tempt Kat to rise to the challenge.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Simple Life, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town, and George and Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Trouble in Paradise (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

E.I.? E.I. Oh. (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A young upstart is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Sk8r Boiz (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Simple Life, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town, and George and Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Trouble in Paradise (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

E.I.? E.I. Oh. (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A young upstart is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Clear and Presentless Danger, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Show Don't Tell (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls go to see Martin perform in a prison musical, where they tell him they plan to open a dessert bar with Caroline's money.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Loophole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls look for a bigger space for their dessert bar, so Han refers them to a realtor who has a crush on him; Max is surprised when Randy wants to mend their relationship.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Attack of the Killer Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's boyfriend, Randy, asks to spend the night at her place so he can become more acquainted with her world; Caroline tries to get a liquor license for their Dessert Bar.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Partnership Hits the Fan (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A Law firm that's courting Randy for a job invites him and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant with eclectic cuisine, but the evening veers off course when things don't sit well with Max.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Mugging, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Boob Job, The (DVS)

Friends

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Lottery, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Rachel's Dream, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Fertility Test, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.

TV-14

5:30 PM

One with the Donor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

6:24 PM

Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie makes a life-changing decision causing tension.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

6:48 PM

Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw opens a secret gambling room.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzgy (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George finds himself in the middle of Missy's love life.

TV-14

7:30 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

7:36 PM

Geezer Bus and a New Model For Education, The (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon refuses to ride in a car after getting into an accident with Meemaw. Then, Missy uses their trauma to her advantage at school. Meanwhile, Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is in the shop.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ocean's Thirteen (DVS)

Ruthless casino owner Willy Bank never imagined that the odds were against him when he double-crossed Danny Ocean's friend and mentor Reuben Tishkoff, putting the distraught Reuben in a hospital bed in critical condition. But Bank miscalculated--badly. He may have taken down one of the original Ocean's eleven, but he left the others standing and, worse for him, gave them a shared purpose: to take Bank down on the night of what should be his greatest triumph--the grand opening of his new casino, appropriately named The Bank.

TV-14

8:30 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics, The (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Missy's first heartbreak triggers a series of events that lead the Cooper family to the brink.

TV-PG

9:24 PM

Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie makes a life-changing decision causing tension.

TV-PG

9:48 PM

Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw opens a secret gambling room.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzgy (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George finds himself in the middle of Missy's love life.

TV-14

10:16 PM

Hitch (DVS)

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary--and deliberately anonymous--New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Allegra Cole, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara Melas, a gossip columnist who follows Allegra's every move. The ultimate professional bachelor, Hitch suddenly finds himself falling deliriously in love with Sarah, a reporter whose biggest scoop could very well be the unmasking of Manhattan's most famous date doctor.

TV-14

10:36 PM

Geezer Bus and a New Model For Education, The (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon refuses to ride in a car after getting into an accident with Meemaw. Then, Missy uses their trauma to her advantage at school. Meanwhile, Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is in the shop.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Ocean's Thirteen (DVS)

Ruthless casino owner Willy Bank never imagined that the odds were against him when he double-crossed Danny Ocean's friend and mentor Reuben Tishkoff, putting the distraught Reuben in a hospital bed in critical condition. But Bank miscalculated--badly. He may have taken down one of the original Ocean's eleven, but he left the others standing and, worse for him, gave them a shared purpose: to take Bank down on the night of what should be his greatest triumph--the grand opening of his new casino, appropriately named The Bank.

TV-14

Saturday, Dec 3
12:32 AM

Ray (DVS)

Born in a poor town in Georgia, Ray Charles went blind at the age of seven shortly after witnessing his younger brother's accidental death. Inspired by a fiercely independent mother who insisted he make his own way in the world, Charles found his calling and his gift behind a piano keyboard. Touring across the Southern musical circuit, the soulful singer gained a reputation and then exploded with worldwide fame when he pioneered incorporating gospel, country, jazz and orchestral influences into his inimitable style. As he revolutionized the way people appreciated music, he simultaneously fought segregation in the very clubs that launched him and championed artists' rights within the corporate music business.

TV-14

1:16 AM

Hitch (DVS)

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary--and deliberately anonymous--New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Allegra Cole, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara Melas, a gossip columnist who follows Allegra's every move. The ultimate professional bachelor, Hitch suddenly finds himself falling deliriously in love with Sarah, a reporter whose biggest scoop could very well be the unmasking of Manhattan's most famous date doctor.

TV-14

3:32 AM

Ray (DVS)

Born in a poor town in Georgia, Ray Charles went blind at the age of seven shortly after witnessing his younger brother's accidental death. Inspired by a fiercely independent mother who insisted he make his own way in the world, Charles found his calling and his gift behind a piano keyboard. Touring across the Southern musical circuit, the soulful singer gained a reputation and then exploded with worldwide fame when he pioneered incorporating gospel, country, jazz and orchestral influences into his inimitable style. As he revolutionized the way people appreciated music, he simultaneously fought segregation in the very clubs that launched him and championed artists' rights within the corporate music business.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Zero Larp Thirty (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Linda wins a contest to spend a dream weekend at the home where her favorite television show is filmed, things don't go quite as planned. Also, Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor, while he babysits the kids.

TV-PG

6:24 AM

Laser-Inth, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene accompanies Bob on the last-ever rock and roll laser show at the planetarium, while Linda and the girls go out for dinner at a wacky restaurant.

TV-PG

6:48 AM

Thelma and Louise Except Thelma Is Linda (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to meet with Mr. Frond and potentially could lose her hard-earned position as the Wagstaff bake sale leader. When she finds out that her daughter was actually trying to help another student, Linda is torn between following school policy or her own moral code.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Gayle's cat, Mr. Business, lands himself a pet agent, Ian Amberson, Bob finds out that Linda may have been helping to fund the cat's career. Ever the skeptic, Bob is prepared to shut it down, but learns that Mr. Business could be on the verge of his big break.

TV-PG

7:36 AM

One with Ross's Grant, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

One with the Birth Mother, The (DVS)

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

9:24 AM

Laser-Inth, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene accompanies Bob on the last-ever rock and roll laser show at the planetarium, while Linda and the girls go out for dinner at a wacky restaurant.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

9:48 AM

Thelma and Louise Except Thelma Is Linda (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to meet with Mr. Frond and potentially could lose her hard-earned position as the Wagstaff bake sale leader. When she finds out that her daughter was actually trying to help another student, Linda is torn between following school policy or her own moral code.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

10:12 AM

There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Gayle's cat, Mr. Business, lands himself a pet agent, Ian Amberson, Bob finds out that Linda may have been helping to fund the cat's career. Ever the skeptic, Bob is prepared to shut it down, but learns that Mr. Business could be on the verge of his big break.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

10:36 AM

One with Ross's Grant, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One with the Late Thanksgiving, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late; Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The (DVS)

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

Hitch (DVS)

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary--and deliberately anonymous--New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Allegra Cole, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara Melas, a gossip columnist who follows Allegra's every move. The ultimate professional bachelor, Hitch suddenly finds himself falling deliriously in love with Sarah, a reporter whose biggest scoop could very well be the unmasking of Manhattan's most famous date doctor.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with Princess Consuela, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Rachel's Going Away Party, The (DVS)

Friends

One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Last One Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

Last One Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Hitch (DVS)

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary--and deliberately anonymous--New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Allegra Cole, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara Melas, a gossip columnist who follows Allegra's every move. The ultimate professional bachelor, Hitch suddenly finds himself falling deliriously in love with Sarah, a reporter whose biggest scoop could very well be the unmasking of Manhattan's most famous date doctor.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

Sunday, Dec 4
12:00 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

1:45 AM

Knocked Up (DVS)

Alison Scott is an up-and-coming entertainment journalist whose 24-year-old life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker Ben Stone results in an unwanted pregnancy. Faced with the prospect of going it alone or getting to know the baby's father, Alison decides to give the lovable doof a chance. An overgrown kid who has no desire to settle down, Ben learns that he has a big decision to make with his kid's mom-to-be: will he hit the road or stay in the picture! Courting a woman you've just knocked up, however, proves to be a little difficult when the two try their hands at dating. As they discover more about one another, it becomes painfully obvious that they're not the soul mates they'd hoped they might be. With Alison's harried sister Debbie and hen-pecked brother-in-law Pete the only parenting role models the young lovers have, things get even more confusing. Should they raise the baby together? What makes a happy lifetime partnership after all? A couple of drinks and a wild night later, they've got nine confusing months to figure it out.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Life of the Party (DVS)

When her husband suddenly dumps her, longtime dedicated housewife Deanna turns regret into re-set by going back to college...landing in the same class and school as her daughter, who's not entirely sold on the idea. Plunging headlong into the campus experience, the increasingly outspoken Deanna - now Dee Rock - embraces freedom, fun and frat boys on her own terms, finding her true self in a senior year no one ever expected.

TV-14

4:45 AM

Knocked Up (DVS)

Alison Scott is an up-and-coming entertainment journalist whose 24-year-old life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker Ben Stone results in an unwanted pregnancy. Faced with the prospect of going it alone or getting to know the baby's father, Alison decides to give the lovable doof a chance. An overgrown kid who has no desire to settle down, Ben learns that he has a big decision to make with his kid's mom-to-be: will he hit the road or stay in the picture! Courting a woman you've just knocked up, however, proves to be a little difficult when the two try their hands at dating. As they discover more about one another, it becomes painfully obvious that they're not the soul mates they'd hoped they might be. With Alison's harried sister Debbie and hen-pecked brother-in-law Pete the only parenting role models the young lovers have, things get even more confusing. Should they raise the baby together? What makes a happy lifetime partnership after all? A couple of drinks and a wild night later, they've got nine confusing months to figure it out.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Kung Pao Turkey (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's plan for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear is thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine's mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.

TV-14

6:24 AM

Independent Movie (DVS)

American Dad

Snot's father dies but Snot refuses to go to the funeral. Steve convinces Snot to take a road trip across the country to attend.

TV-14

6:48 AM

Faking Bad (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley tries to go clubbing with her old friends she is turned away at the door because she doesn't have proper ID. Hayley convinces Steve to make a fake ID for her. The fake ID is so good that Hayley and Steve go into business together as counterfeiters.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Life of the Party (DVS)

When her husband suddenly dumps her, longtime dedicated housewife Deanna turns regret into re-set by going back to college...landing in the same class and school as her daughter, who's not entirely sold on the idea. Plunging headlong into the campus experience, the increasingly outspoken Deanna - now Dee Rock - embraces freedom, fun and frat boys on her own terms, finding her true self in a senior year no one ever expected.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Minstrel Krampus (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus, a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.

TV-14

7:36 AM

Vision: Impossible (DVS)

American Dad

Roger gets into a serious car accident and wakes up from his coma to discover that he now has the ability to see the future. He uses this ability to rescue the Smith family from dangerous situations.

TV-14

8:00 AM

National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story (DVS)

American Dad

A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as Baby Franny, the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. On the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial eureka moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity, male stripper shoes.

TV-14

8:30 AM

One Where Monica Gets a Roommate, The (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

9:24 AM

Independent Movie (DVS)

American Dad

Snot's father dies but Snot refuses to go to the funeral. Steve convinces Snot to take a road trip across the country to attend.

TV-14

9:30 AM

One with the Thumb, The (DVS)

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

9:48 AM

Faking Bad (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley tries to go clubbing with her old friends she is turned away at the door because she doesn't have proper ID. Hayley convinces Steve to make a fake ID for her. The fake ID is so good that Hayley and Steve go into business together as counterfeiters.

TV-14

10:00 AM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

10:12 AM

Minstrel Krampus (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus, a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

10:36 AM

Vision: Impossible (DVS)

American Dad

Roger gets into a serious car accident and wakes up from his coma to discover that he now has the ability to see the future. He uses this ability to rescue the Smith family from dangerous situations.

TV-14

11:00 AM

National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story (DVS)

American Dad

A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as Baby Franny, the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. On the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial eureka moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity, male stripper shoes.

TV-14

11:30 AM

One Where Monica Gets a Roommate, The (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Thumb, The (DVS)

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the East German Laundry Detergent, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with the Blackout, The (DVS)

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

Knocked Up (DVS)

Alison Scott is an up-and-coming entertainment journalist whose 24-year-old life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker Ben Stone results in an unwanted pregnancy. Faced with the prospect of going it alone or getting to know the baby's father, Alison decides to give the lovable doof a chance. An overgrown kid who has no desire to settle down, Ben learns that he has a big decision to make with his kid's mom-to-be: will he hit the road or stay in the picture! Courting a woman you've just knocked up, however, proves to be a little difficult when the two try their hands at dating. As they discover more about one another, it becomes painfully obvious that they're not the soul mates they'd hoped they might be. With Alison's harried sister Debbie and hen-pecked brother-in-law Pete the only parenting role models the young lovers have, things get even more confusing. Should they raise the baby together? What makes a happy lifetime partnership after all? A couple of drinks and a wild night later, they've got nine confusing months to figure it out.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One Where Underdog Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Monkey, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Billy Madison (DVS)

He's the heir to the Madison Hotel millions, but the only subjects Billy has studied lately are babes and booze. When Brian Madison informs his goofball son that he plans to turn over his Fortune 500 company to a scheming vice president, Billy makes the bet of his life: He's going back to school--grades 1 through 12--in 24 weeks! Can this bona fide blockhead win his father's respect, the family fortune and the love of his beautiful teacher?

TV-14

6:00 PM

Knocked Up (DVS)

Alison Scott is an up-and-coming entertainment journalist whose 24-year-old life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker Ben Stone results in an unwanted pregnancy. Faced with the prospect of going it alone or getting to know the baby's father, Alison decides to give the lovable doof a chance. An overgrown kid who has no desire to settle down, Ben learns that he has a big decision to make with his kid's mom-to-be: will he hit the road or stay in the picture! Courting a woman you've just knocked up, however, proves to be a little difficult when the two try their hands at dating. As they discover more about one another, it becomes painfully obvious that they're not the soul mates they'd hoped they might be. With Alison's harried sister Debbie and hen-pecked brother-in-law Pete the only parenting role models the young lovers have, things get even more confusing. Should they raise the baby together? What makes a happy lifetime partnership after all? A couple of drinks and a wild night later, they've got nine confusing months to figure it out.

TV-14

7:26 PM

Happy Gilmore (DVS)

For centuries, golf has been a gentleman's game. A game of tradition, etiquette and, above all, sportsmanship... until now. Happy Gilmore is a hockey player skating on thin ice who discovers that his wicked slap shot easily converts into a crushing 400 yard tee shot with the potential for big bucks. Happy's career takes a 180 degree swing and lands him on the Pro Golf Tour, where he's about to turn the gentleman's game into a contact sport. A working stiff with a temper as short as his drives are long, Happy doesn't fit on the manicured greens of the country club. His outrageous antics, both on and off the course, cause an uproar among the players and officials; but his roughhouse style attracts hordes of new blue collar fans. Now Happy is going from rinks to links--and driving the game of golf straight into the ground.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Billy Madison (DVS)

He's the heir to the Madison Hotel millions, but the only subjects Billy has studied lately are babes and booze. When Brian Madison informs his goofball son that he plans to turn over his Fortune 500 company to a scheming vice president, Billy makes the bet of his life: He's going back to school--grades 1 through 12--in 24 weeks! Can this bona fide blockhead win his father's respect, the family fortune and the love of his beautiful teacher?

TV-14

9:22 PM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

10:26 PM

Happy Gilmore (DVS)

For centuries, golf has been a gentleman's game. A game of tradition, etiquette and, above all, sportsmanship... until now. Happy Gilmore is a hockey player skating on thin ice who discovers that his wicked slap shot easily converts into a crushing 400 yard tee shot with the potential for big bucks. Happy's career takes a 180 degree swing and lands him on the Pro Golf Tour, where he's about to turn the gentleman's game into a contact sport. A working stiff with a temper as short as his drives are long, Happy doesn't fit on the manicured greens of the country club. His outrageous antics, both on and off the course, cause an uproar among the players and officials; but his roughhouse style attracts hordes of new blue collar fans. Now Happy is going from rinks to links--and driving the game of golf straight into the ground.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

Monday, Dec 5
12:22 AM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Happy Gilmore (DVS)

For centuries, golf has been a gentleman's game. A game of tradition, etiquette and, above all, sportsmanship... until now. Happy Gilmore is a hockey player skating on thin ice who discovers that his wicked slap shot easily converts into a crushing 400 yard tee shot with the potential for big bucks. Happy's career takes a 180 degree swing and lands him on the Pro Golf Tour, where he's about to turn the gentleman's game into a contact sport. A working stiff with a temper as short as his drives are long, Happy doesn't fit on the manicured greens of the country club. His outrageous antics, both on and off the course, cause an uproar among the players and officials; but his roughhouse style attracts hordes of new blue collar fans. Now Happy is going from rinks to links--and driving the game of golf straight into the ground.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Billy Madison (DVS)

He's the heir to the Madison Hotel millions, but the only subjects Billy has studied lately are babes and booze. When Brian Madison informs his goofball son that he plans to turn over his Fortune 500 company to a scheming vice president, Billy makes the bet of his life: He's going back to school--grades 1 through 12--in 24 weeks! Can this bona fide blockhead win his father's respect, the family fortune and the love of his beautiful teacher?

TV-14

4:00 AM

Happy Gilmore (DVS)

For centuries, golf has been a gentleman's game. A game of tradition, etiquette and, above all, sportsmanship... until now. Happy Gilmore is a hockey player skating on thin ice who discovers that his wicked slap shot easily converts into a crushing 400 yard tee shot with the potential for big bucks. Happy's career takes a 180 degree swing and lands him on the Pro Golf Tour, where he's about to turn the gentleman's game into a contact sport. A working stiff with a temper as short as his drives are long, Happy doesn't fit on the manicured greens of the country club. His outrageous antics, both on and off the course, cause an uproar among the players and officials; but his roughhouse style attracts hordes of new blue collar fans. Now Happy is going from rinks to links--and driving the game of golf straight into the ground.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Billy Madison (DVS)

He's the heir to the Madison Hotel millions, but the only subjects Billy has studied lately are babes and booze. When Brian Madison informs his goofball son that he plans to turn over his Fortune 500 company to a scheming vice president, Billy makes the bet of his life: He's going back to school--grades 1 through 12--in 24 weeks! Can this bona fide blockhead win his father's respect, the family fortune and the love of his beautiful teacher?

TV-14

6:30 AM

Prescription for Trouble (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George to the Third Power (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist (Michael Clarke Duncan) so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Prescription for Trouble (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George to the Third Power (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist (Michael Clarke Duncan) so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Gets Assisterance (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Sabes Quake (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

And the Two Openings: Part 1 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 1 of 2. Max and Caroline put the finishing touches on their newly converted Dessert Bar. Meanwhile, Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy; and Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Two Openings: Part 2 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 2 of 2. Sophie goes into labor just before the Dessert Bar's grand opening and demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. Meanwhile, the girls run into problems when they don't secure a liquor license for their new venue.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Candy Hearts, The (DVS)

Friends

On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Stoned Guy, The (DVS)

Friends

A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with All the Poker, The (DVS)

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where the Monkey Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fiance.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

5:30 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Birth, The (DVS)

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon begins his complicated relationship with engineering.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin, The (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon battles the University's mysterious Grand Chancellor.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian, The (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets the science yips and learns how not to think.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Paintball Scattering, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Raj catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Propagation Proposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancee, Anu.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Confirmation Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy's super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, Dr. Pemberton and Dr. Campbell from Chicago, who then try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination. Bernadette has a big success at work and Penny's going to be a part of it-whether she wants to or not.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Meteorite Manifestation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Dec 6
12:00 AM

Donation Oscillation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn to Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet".

TV-PG

12:30 AM

D & D Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Gernot and Strudel (DVS)

American Dad

Hoping to teach him the value of sharing, the family recreates a television show from Klaus's childhood. Roger has a piano recital.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Cock of the Sleepwalk (DVS)

American Dad

Stan celebrates his one hundredth kill for the C.I.A and says his success as an assassin comes from him not having a conscience. The night of the celebration, Stan sleepwalks and performs good deeds for his family. Upon waking up, Stan is shocked to learn that his conscience is taking control of his body.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses (DVS)

American Dad

Stan takes Francine on a surprise trip to Sacramento, but Francine is bored. They meet the Naughty Stewardesses, four women who use their status as flight attendants to find love and adventure.

TV-14

2:30 AM

I Ain't No Holodeck Boy (DVS)

American Dad

Stan thinks that Steve and his friends spend too much time indoors playing video games. He wishes that the boys would go outside and have the kind of adventures in the woods that he had as a child. When Stan learns that the C.I.A. has a hologram deck that can simulate real environments, he drugs the boys and places them inside, making them think they have been left in the woods.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Stan Goes on the Pill (DVS)

American Dad

Francine is frustrated that Stan only pretends to pay attention when she talks. Stan takes a pill engineered by the C.I.A. to help male agents listen to females. Stan takes too much and the pill physically transforms him into a woman.

TV-14

3:30 AM

She Swill Survive (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is tired of Hayley being lazy and unemployed, so he forces her to take a job in Roger's bar. Deputy Director Bullock is a regular at the bar, and he confesses his secrets to Hayley.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Rubberneckers (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Francine go out to dinner and Francine catches Stan looking at another woman. Stan tells his co-workers that he got caught and the co-workers teach Stan about Rubbernecking, the art of checking out other woman on the sly.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Permanent Record Wrecker (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is laid off from work and has to search for a job for the first time in over twenty years. When he applies for jobs, Stan learns that his permanent record has been wiped clean of his C.I.A. experience and no one wants to hire him.

TV-14

5:00 AM

News Glance with Genevieve Vavance (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley wants to save the world through investigative journalism so she becomes an intern for a local news reporter. The reporter turns out to be Roger, who gets ratings through sensationalized stories.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Longest Distance Relationship, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley is injured in a fire and while she is in the hospital she meets Millionaire Matt Davis. As Hayley and Matt fall in love, Steve discovers Jeff Fischer is still alive in outer space. Jeff and Hayley communicate via an old CB radio and Jeff asks Hayley to stay true to him while he finds a way back to Earth.

TV-14

9:30 AM

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Buys a Vow (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Watchas Out for Jason (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George's Grand Slam (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Needs Anchor Management (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the 80's Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's plans to attract upscale clients to their dessert bar go awry when members of an arm-wrestling team become regulars. Meanwhile, Oleg ghost writes sexy messages for Max to send to Randy.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Godmama Drama (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Oleg and Sophie's plan to have Max and Caroline as Barbara's godparents goes awry when Oleg's domineering mother arrives from the Ukraine for the baby's baptism and fires the girls from their godparent duties.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the College Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gives Caroline the college party she never had when they are invited to speak at Caroline's alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, about their business. Meanwhile, Oleg's attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie; and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Rom-Commie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Earl becomes concerned he may not be able to keep up when his long-lost sweetheart, Pilar, visits from Cuba and wants him to take her sightseeing around the country. Meanwhile, Max must decide whether it's time to take her texting relationship with Randy to the next level.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the List, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Russ, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's new dorm room becomes a campus hotspot.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon is forced to spend the night at church for a lock-in.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon attends his first comic book convention.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Conference Valuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the kids. Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Laureate Accumulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot, and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Inspiration Deprivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Decision Reverberation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Dec 7
12:00 AM

Plagiarism Schism, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure they should turn him in or not. Howard is happily surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him back in the day.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Maternal Conclusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Change Constant, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Stockholm Syndrome, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the series finale, Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time; Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret; Sheldon and Amy stick together; and Raj makes a new friend, as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon butts heads with a new scientist in the lab.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon deals with the death of a hero.

TV-14

3:00 AM

God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie gives his parents some life-altering news.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy.

TV-14

4:00 AM

George's Relatively Bad Idea (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George asks some old high-school flunkies for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

George Stare-oids Down Jason (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate, but when they learn Jason has been using steroids provided by his father, their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

George Negoti-Ate It (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

George Gets a Pain in the Ash (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

You Dropped a Mom on Me (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George's Dog Days of Bummer (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Drives the Batmobile (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Trick or Treat Me Right (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Sophie Doll (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls take a bartending class in order to add cocktails to their dessert bar menu, but Caroline is forced to take the class exam alone when Max gets chicken pox from Han. Meanwhile, Sophie introduces a creepy lookalike video monitor doll to keep tabs on baby Barbara, which unsettles everyone.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Duck Stamp (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's dessert bar business booms when they hire a popular bartender, but the girls are forced to intervene when Han becomes addicted to the mixologist's potent cocoa powder in his signature cacao drink. Meanwhile, Han enters a duck stamp drawing contest; and glamour eludes Sophie as she adjusts to being a mom.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the About FaceTime (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Randy and Max tire of Caroline being the third wheel on their FaceTime dates, so Randy sets her up on a date with one of his co-workers. Meanwhile, Oleg becomes distraught when Sophie tells him to sell his beloved car for a mini-van.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Himmiecane (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When a hurricane approaches, Caroline fears a big divorce party she's planning for a wealthy couple will get canned when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he is blocking her calls; and Oleg gets jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with her handsome new manny.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Prom Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One Where Joey Moves Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ep166 - Dynamite 12/7/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meet 9-year-old Sheldon & his family on the series premiere! Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Big Bran Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Fuzzy Boots Corollary, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard asks a work colleague out after he finds out Penny is seeing someone.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Luminous Fish Effect, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Ep166 - Dynamite 12/7/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.

TV-PG

Thursday, Dec 8
12:00 AM

Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon goes on a quest to make his first friend.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Poker, Faith, and Eggs (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's faith is shaken when his dad goes to the hospital.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Therapist, A Comic Book, and A Breakfast Sausage, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon refuses to eat solid food after a choking scare.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

George Tries to Write a Wrong (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

George Discovers Benny's Sili-con Job (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

George Says I Do ... More in this Marriage (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George Keeps Truant to Himself (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor drops by to check on him.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Kidney Stays in the Picture, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Funeral Brings George to His Niece, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray, reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, so she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Back in New York, Oleg takes charge of the diner and Sophie fills in as a waitress.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Riverboat Runs Through It (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline stow away and waitress on a riverboat to New Orleans, as they try to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie make big bucks when they sell pony rides on Chestnut.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Stalking Dead (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras at the Texas movie set where Randy works; Han and Oleg fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Emergency Contractor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline return from their road trip, and Caroline is impressed with not only the dessert bar renovations but also the contractor on the job. Max rushes to see Randy when she learns he is in a NYC hospital. Sophie joins a mommy group that cares less about baby talk and more about partying.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Race Car Bed, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Football, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Rachel Quits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

7:00 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends, The (DVS)

Friends

When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Cape Canaveral, Shrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George takes his sons to see a space shuttle launch.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon tutors his brother when his grades threaten football.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon interviews with a school for gifted children.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary & the twins move in with Meemaw after a fight.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Hamburger Postulate, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Middle Earth Paradigm, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny hosts a Halloween party putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Grasshopper Experiment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.

TV-PG

Friday, Dec 9
12:00 AM

Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between him and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Loobenfeld Decay, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Pancake Batter Anomaly, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick and avoiding him as a result, Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Jerusalem Duality, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

6:30 AM

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

George Gets Cross Over Freddie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Gets Cross Over Freddie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without Benny-Fits (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

It's a Cliffhanger, by George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Turtle Sense (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but she gets nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Tease Time (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby and tries to spice things up by taking a burlesque class. She's accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to give up sex in the wake of her breakup with Randy. She also goes golfing with Han.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Jessica Shmessica (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is invited to a party to meet Bobby's family but is unprepared when his mother and sisters keep comparing her to his previous girlfriend.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Dad Day Afternoon (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her "daddy issues" and fear of intimacy, so she reluctantly heads to Rhode Island to track down her birth father with the diner gang in tow. Oleg gets upset when Sophie asks him to help out around the house.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Without the Ski Trip, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

5:30 PM

One with a Chick and a Duck, The (DVS)

Friends

When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Ross's Thing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One at the Beach, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

8:30 PM

One with the Cat, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study religions.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon & Missy are left home alone for the first time.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Tam make a new friend.

TV-PG

10:35 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

Saturday, Dec 10
1:02 AM

Hulk, The (DVS)

Scientist Bruce Banner has, to put it mildly, anger management issues. His quiet life as a brilliant researcher working with cutting edge genetic technology conceals a nearly forgotten and painful past. His ex-girlfriend and fellow researcher, Betty Ross, has grown tired of Bruce's cordoned off emotional terrain and resigns herself to remaining an interested onlooker to his quiet life--until a simple oversight in the lab leads to an explosive situation in which Bruce heroically saves a life by absorbing a normally deadly dose of gamma radiation. Believing himself to have emerged from the accident unscathed, Bruce can't deny he's experiencing some strange side effects--including blackouts and the feeling that there is some kind of strange and dark, yet attractive, presence within him. All the while an impossibly strong, rampaging creature, who comes to be known as the Hulk, continues its sporadic appearances, cutting a swath of destruction in his wake. But Betty Ross has her theories, she knows the shadowy figure lurking in the background, Bruce's father David, is somehow connected. She may be the only one who understands the link between the scientist and the Hulk, but her efforts may be too late to save both man and creature.

TV-PG

1:35 AM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

4:02 AM

Hulk, The (DVS)

Scientist Bruce Banner has, to put it mildly, anger management issues. His quiet life as a brilliant researcher working with cutting edge genetic technology conceals a nearly forgotten and painful past. His ex-girlfriend and fellow researcher, Betty Ross, has grown tired of Bruce's cordoned off emotional terrain and resigns herself to remaining an interested onlooker to his quiet life--until a simple oversight in the lab leads to an explosive situation in which Bruce heroically saves a life by absorbing a normally deadly dose of gamma radiation. Believing himself to have emerged from the accident unscathed, Bruce can't deny he's experiencing some strange side effects--including blackouts and the feeling that there is some kind of strange and dark, yet attractive, presence within him. All the while an impossibly strong, rampaging creature, who comes to be known as the Hulk, continues its sporadic appearances, cutting a swath of destruction in his wake. But Betty Ross has her theories, she knows the shadowy figure lurking in the background, Bruce's father David, is somehow connected. She may be the only one who understands the link between the scientist and the Hulk, but her efforts may be too late to save both man and creature.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Mom, Lies, and Videotape (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff. When Bob's outdated camcorder malfunctions, the kids perform a re-imagined version of the pageant for Linda back at home. But will the kids' creative liberties be enough to make Linda feel the Mother's Day love?

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Paraders of the Lost Float (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the forecast calls for rain on the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy convinces Bob to enter the float contest with the promise of an easy win. As the parade goes awry, Bob realizes he might need an attitude adjustment.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

9:30 AM

One with the Ballroom Dancing, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with the Dirty Girl, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Ant-Man (DVS)

After being armed by Dr. Hank Pym with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, master thief Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help Pym protect the secret behind his spectacular Ant-Man suit from a new generation of towering threats. Against seemingly insurmountable obstacles, Pym and Lang must plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.

TV-14

11:30 AM

One with Chandler in a Box, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Ant-Man (DVS)

After being armed by Dr. Hank Pym with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, master thief Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help Pym protect the secret behind his spectacular Ant-Man suit from a new generation of towering threats. Against seemingly insurmountable obstacles, Pym and Lang must plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.

TV-14

1:30 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

3:30 PM

Captain Marvel (DVS)

Captain Marvel is an extraterrestrial Kree warrior who finds herself caught in the middle of an intergalactic battle between her people and the Skrulls. Living on Earth in 1995, she keeps having recurring memories of another life as U.S. Air Force pilot Carol Danvers. With help from Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to uncover the secrets of her past while harnessing her special superpowers to end the war with the evil Skrulls. Based on the comic books.

TV-14

4:00 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

You. Got. This! (DVS)

Cube, The

How far will dynamic duo Sammy and Lucson go? Will champion axe-throwing sisters Ellie and Anna have the strength to take the Cube's money? And what will happen when Dwyane Wade is called off the bench for one final time to take the One-Shot?

TV-14

11:00 PM

Ghost Rider (DVS)

Long ago, superstar motorcycle stunt rider Johnny Blaze made a deal with the devil to protect the ones he loved most: his father and his childhood sweetheart, Roxanne. Now, the Devil has come for his due. By day, Johnny is a die-hard stunt rider--but at night in the presence of evil, he becomes the Ghost Rider, a bounty hunter of rogue demons. Forced to do the Devil's bidding, Johnny is determined to confront his fate and use his curse and powers to defend the innocent.

TV-14

Sunday, Dec 11
1:00 AM

Ghost Rider (DVS)

Long ago, superstar motorcycle stunt rider Johnny Blaze made a deal with the devil to protect the ones he loved most: his father and his childhood sweetheart, Roxanne. Now, the Devil has come for his due. By day, Johnny is a die-hard stunt rider--but at night in the presence of evil, he becomes the Ghost Rider, a bounty hunter of rogue demons. Forced to do the Devil's bidding, Johnny is determined to confront his fate and use his curse and powers to defend the innocent.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Boy Named Michael, A (DVS)

American Dad

Greg and Terry decide to adopt a ten-year-old Russian boy named Michael. At a party celebrating the decision, Roger is jealous of Greg and Terry's fabulous lifestyle of culture and sophistication. Roger rejects the Smith family as trashy and impersonates Michael, successfully integrating into his new home.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Roger Passes the Bar (DVS)

American Dad

Roger pushes himself to the breaking point by working non-stop at his dive bar. When he suffers a heart attack, Roger decides to sell the bar to a company that promises to continue his vision. Upon returning to visit, Roger sees that the dive bar has been completely remade as a family friendly restaurant.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Blagsnarst: A Love Story (DVS)

American Dad

Roger has been acting incredibly needy and clingy with the family. He senses something in the air that is affecting his behavior but he can't tell where its coming from. Roger leads Francine to a forest where they find a crashed alien ship, with the alien still alive.

TV-14

7:30 AM

Blonde Ambition (DVS)

American Dad

When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Mom, Lies, and Videotape (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff. When Bob's outdated camcorder malfunctions, the kids perform a re-imagined version of the pageant for Linda back at home. But will the kids' creative liberties be enough to make Linda feel the Mother's Day love?

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Paraders of the Lost Float (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the forecast calls for rain on the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy convinces Bob to enter the float contest with the promise of an easy win. As the parade goes awry, Bob realizes he might need an attitude adjustment.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Boy Named Michael, A (DVS)

American Dad

Greg and Terry decide to adopt a ten-year-old Russian boy named Michael. At a party celebrating the decision, Roger is jealous of Greg and Terry's fabulous lifestyle of culture and sophistication. Roger rejects the Smith family as trashy and impersonates Michael, successfully integrating into his new home.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Roger Passes the Bar (DVS)

American Dad

Roger pushes himself to the breaking point by working non-stop at his dive bar. When he suffers a heart attack, Roger decides to sell the bar to a company that promises to continue his vision. Upon returning to visit, Roger sees that the dive bar has been completely remade as a family friendly restaurant.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Blagsnarst: A Love Story (DVS)

American Dad

Roger has been acting incredibly needy and clingy with the family. He senses something in the air that is affecting his behavior but he can't tell where its coming from. Roger leads Francine to a forest where they find a crashed alien ship, with the alien still alive.

TV-14

10:30 AM

One with Joey's Dirty Day, The (DVS)

Friends

Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.

TV-14

11:00 AM

CIAPOW (DVS)

American Dad

When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race in the living room.

TV-14

11:01 AM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Scents and Sensei-bility (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei and it's Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.

TV-14

11:32 AM

One with the Fake Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

12:03 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

12:30 PM

One with the Embryos, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Joey's Dirty Day, The (DVS)

Friends

Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.

TV-14

2:01 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

2:32 PM

One with the Fake Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

3:03 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Bat Jar Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie so he forms his own team hoping to prove he's superior.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Nerdvana Annihilation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Pork Chop Indeterminacy, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Peanut Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (DVS)

Bitter and hateful, the Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So disguised as Santa Claus with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer, he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.

TV-G

8:30 PM

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (DVS)

Bitter and hateful, the Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So disguised as Santa Claus with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer, he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.

TV-G

9:00 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Nerdvana Annihilation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Pork Chop Indeterminacy, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Peanut Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (DVS)

Bitter and hateful, the Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So disguised as Santa Claus with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer, he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.

TV-G

Monday, Dec 12
12:00 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George Nieces a New Media Room (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

George Testi-Lies for Benny (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George's House has Two Empty Wombs (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls and the diner gang prepare for their big night on the red carpet as the premiere of the film about Caroline's life arrives. Max and Caroline contemplate their future at the diner and the states of their love lives.

TV-14

11:00 AM

George Testi-Lies for Benny (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Baby and Other Things (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Bobby head toward their first fight when she encourages his sister to quit her job at the company run by her mother. Max reads a text on Bobby's phone that suggests he has a child with his ex, Jessica, so she and Han go undercover as an engaged couple to Jessica's wedding planning shop to find out the truth.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Alley-Oops (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to embrace Bobby's hobby of bowling but she fears she is his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate's hand, which threatens their chance for a championship. Max uses her bowling prowess to get onto Bobby's team, and Sophie worries that baby Barbara might not be smart enough.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Rock Me on the Dais (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls are excited when they are invited to a press junket to promote the film about Caroline's life, but Caroline gets a surprise when her ex-boyfriend, Candy Andy, shows up. Bobby gets jealous over Caroline and Candy Andy's reconnection and asks the diner gang for advice.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls and the diner gang prepare for their big night on the red carpet as the premiere of the film about Caroline's life arrives. Max and Caroline contemplate their future at the diner and the states of their love lives.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with All the Haste, The (DVS)

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Invitation, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with All the Kissing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Jason Alexander guest stars as Sheldon's drama teacher.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces an unlikely bully.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon declares his independence from Mary.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Wallace Shawn guest stars as Sheldon's college professor.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Bad Fish Paradigm, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the uncomfortable position of having to keep a secret.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Codpiece Topology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle much to Sheldon's dismay.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Barbarian Sublimation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Dec 13
12:00 AM

Griffin Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Euclid Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Echoes (DVS)

American Dad

Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that not all is what it seems at Channel 3 News. Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Now and Gwen (DVS)

American Dad

When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.

TV-14

2:30 AM

LGBSteve (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they will only let her play if her "sister" Steve will play too. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine and Roger runs the roller rink.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Morning Mimosa (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve insults Francine, she refuses to cook for him and he becomes a successful internet chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers. Steve becomes an internet sensation called the "Orphan Chef." His success lands him a spot on "Morning Mimosa," Francine's favorite morning show. Meanwhile, Stan is arrested for his insane behavior. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people disappear by snapping his fingers and saying "Gone."

TV-14

3:30 AM

My Affair Lady (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance. Hayley is broke and gets an office job where she meets a cute co-worker named Ax. Klaus and Roger encourage her to have sex with Ax on an office retreat. Hayley is all for it until she finds out Ax is a married man. Hayley backs out when she sees he has a tattoo of Roger. Back at home, Stan steals Francine from Steve at the school dance and tries to make it up to him by letting them dance at home.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Star Is Reborn, A (DVS)

American Dad

While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood.

TV-14

4:30 AM

Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour (DVS)

American Dad

Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to New York for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Shrink, The (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.

TV-14

5:30 AM

Holy S***, Jeff's Back! (DVS)

American Dad

Jeff returns from space. Or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

TV-14

9:30 AM

George Thinks Vic's Fiancee is Lion About Being a Cheetah (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self-Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good' (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigilante (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie hire a maid who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Pilot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Break-Up Scene (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline thinks she's doing Max a favor but she is really stealing Max's thunder when she takes it upon herself to facilitate Max's breakup with Robbie.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And Strokes of Goodwill (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Rich People Problems (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gets a taste of Caroline's posh life when they break into her former townhouse to retrieve her night guard.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Yeti, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One with the Inappropriate Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with All the Resolutions, The (DVS)

Friends

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Joey's Bag, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

6:30 PM

One with the Girl Who Hits Joey, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Cop, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces his fear of a neighbor's dog.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon obsesses over Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon interferes in Meemaw's romantic relationships.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum; and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another ten-year-old genius, Sheldon's jealousy leads Meemaw to intervene. Meanwhile, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Panty Pinata Polarization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Dec 14
12:00 AM

Lizard-Spock Expansion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants to use an alternate version of rock-paper-scissors to help resolve conflicts. A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

White Asparagus Triangulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is overexuberant that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Vartabedian Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Financial Secret and Fish Sauce, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Benny's love returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Oralé Fixation (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic is Putt to the Test (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Thinks Max's Future is on the Line (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Prototype (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the 90s Horse Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max throw a '90s-themed party at the diner to attract rich hipsters and raise money for their cupcake business. Caroline is horrified when her rich ex-boyfriend, William, comes into the diner.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Disappearing Bed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to build herself a Murphy bed, the kind which folds into the wall, in Max's apartment. Meanwhile, the chemistry between Max and Johnny heats up.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Pretty Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline drags Max to a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and learn how to make more attractive cupcakes for their business.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Hoarder Culture (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max walk into a hoarding nightmare and end up waist-deep in clutter when they take a job cleaning an apartment to make extra money. Plus, Max discovers Johnny has been keeping a secret from her.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One in Vegas Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One After Vegas, The (DVS)

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The (DVS)

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ep167 - Dynamite 12/14/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Killer Robot Instability, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's criticism of Wolowitz's romantic life pushes him into depression and AWOL for a fighting robot battle the rest of guys are depending on him for.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Friendship Algorithim, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Looking to get friendly with Barry Kripke to gain access to a piece of high-tech lab equipment, Sheldon develops a flowchart process to make friends.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Financial Permeability, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon loans money to Penny so she can pay her rent, it leads to Leonard coming face-to-face with her ex, Kurt.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Maternal Capacitance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Ep167 - Dynamite 12/14/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when a colleague of Dr. Sturgis, Dr. Linkletter, flirts with Meemaw.

TV-PG

Thursday, Dec 15
12:00 AM

David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Math Emergency and Perky Palms, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Sheldon gets sick and has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient and his behavior takes a toll on everyone. Also, Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when a colleague of Dr. Sturgis, Dr. Linkletter, flirts with Meemaw.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Math Emergency and Perky Palms, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Happy Birthdays (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Max's Big Adventure (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Who's Your Daddy? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Token of Unappreciation (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Show Dyslexic The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Halloween Cheer (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Unnatural, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

No Free Launch (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Wedding Dance, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Really Petty Cash (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Johnny's girlfriend, Cashandra has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

It's Caroline's first broke holiday season and, to earn extra money, she and Max apply to work as elves at a department store's Santaland.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Reality Check (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to find Chestnut a job so the horse will have lodging and shelter for the winter. Meanwhile, Peach, the mother of the twins Max babysits, auditions for television reality show Real Housewives of TriBeCa.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Pop-Up Sale (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at the store where she used to get special treatment.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One on the Last Night, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Ross Got High, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Routine, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Apothecary Table, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

7:00 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

7:30 PM

One with Unagi, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company and ends up on the local news. Meanwhile, Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Broken Heart and a Crock Monster, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Cushion Saturation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Paintball leads to a squabble between Sheldon and Penny as well as romance between Howard and Leslie.

TV-14