DVS Offerings

Tuesday, Dec 11
12:12 AM

Hamburger Dinner Theater (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob reluctantly lets Linda and the kids stage a musical murder mystery dinner theater in the restaurant, but on opening night, an abrupt interruption changes the play's creative direction.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Art Crawl (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Linda asks Bob to let her sister hang her paintings in the restaurant for Art Week, Bob finds he's forced to contend with the city's Art Council, a shady troop of intimidating old ladies who control the art exhibited around town. Meanwhile, Louise, Gene and Tina are thrilled by all the attention their own art receives in the restaurant.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Turkey Guys (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Thanksgiving time at the Griffins' house but dinner plans come to a halt as Lois discovers that Peter has eaten the turkey.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure (DVS)

Family Guy

Peter and Lois receive a note from Principal Shepherd pinned to ChrisÆ backpack. During their meeting they learn that if Chris doesnÆt pass his upcoming history exam he will have to repeat the 9th grade.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Opera, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Unaware her beau is a mad stalker, Jerry takes Elaine to the opera.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Favor, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Seamus Murphy returns to redeem the favor Holt owes him, and the precinct searches for a loophole that will allow Holt to uphold his end of the bargain without breaking the law.

TV-14

6:12 AM

Negotiation, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake is called upon to negotiate a hostage situation with a jewel thief, only to discover that the culprit seems to be a familiar face. Amy and Gina help Charles with the high demands of his new food truck, and Holt panics when a member of the Police Commissioner selection committee decides to interview Hitchcock about Holt.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Opera, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Unaware her beau is a mad stalker, Jerry takes Elaine to the opera.

TV-PG

8:12 AM

Favor, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Seamus Murphy returns to redeem the favor Holt owes him, and the precinct searches for a loophole that will allow Holt to uphold his end of the bargain without breaking the law.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Negotiation, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake is called upon to negotiate a hostage situation with a jewel thief, only to discover that the culprit seems to be a familiar face. Amy and Gina help Charles with the high demands of his new food truck, and Holt panics when a member of the Police Commissioner selection committee decides to interview Hitchcock about Holt.

TV-14

10:12 AM

And the Himmiecane (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When a hurricane approaches, Caroline fears a big divorce party she's planning for a wealthy couple will get canned when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he is blocking her calls; and Oleg gets jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with her handsome new manny.

TV-14

11:12 AM

And the Riverboat Runs Through It (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline stow away and waitress on a riverboat to New Orleans, as they try to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie make big bucks when they sell pony rides on Chestnut.

TV-14

12:12 PM

Dougie Houser

King of Queens, The

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

American Idle

King of Queens, The

Doug gets annoyed when Carrie loses her job and refuses to look for a new one.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Airport, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

On a flight, Jerry meets a beauty, while Elaine sits next to a smelly guy.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Dougie Houser

King of Queens, The

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

American Idle

King of Queens, The

Doug gets annoyed when Carrie loses her job and refuses to look for a new one.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Airport, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

On a flight, Jerry meets a beauty, while Elaine sits next to a smelly guy.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

8:12 PM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

11:12 PM

One with All the Haste, The (DVS)

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Dec 12
12:12 AM

Vacation Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon is forced to take a vacation by the university, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Werewolf Transformation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Transporter Malfunction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon LEONARD NIMOY.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Vacation Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon is forced to take a vacation by the university, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Werewolf Transformation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Transporter Malfunction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon LEONARD NIMOY.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Birthday (DVS)

New Girl

It's Jess' birthday and Nick has something special planned. An incredible gift giver herself, Jess consistently sets the bar too high for her friends and is always left disappointed, which is why she resolved long ago to spend her birthdays alone at the movies. But Nick is determined to break the cycle this year and enlists the gang's help to pull it off.

TV-14

7:12 AM

And the Turtle Sense (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but she gets nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.

TV-14

8:12 AM

Thanksgiving III (DVS)

New Girl

During a Thanksgiving camping trip, Coach and Schmidt compete to be the best woodsman while Cece and Winston share a dislike of the outdoors.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Birthday (DVS)

New Girl

It's Jess' birthday and Nick has something special planned. An incredible gift giver herself, Jess consistently sets the bar too high for her friends and is always left disappointed, which is why she resolved long ago to spend her birthdays alone at the movies. But Nick is determined to break the cycle this year and enlists the gang's help to pull it off.

TV-14

10:12 AM

And the Turtle Sense (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but she gets nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.

TV-14

11:12 AM

And the Jessica Shmessica (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline is invited to a party to meet Bobby's family but is unprepared when his mother and sisters keep comparing her to his previous girlfriend.

TV-14

12:12 PM

Frigid Heirs

King of Queens, The

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Cheap Saks

King of Queens, The

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Outing, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to refute reports that he and George are lovers.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Frigid Heirs

King of Queens, The

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Cheap Saks

King of Queens, The

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Outing, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry tries to refute reports that he and George are lovers.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with All the Kissing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

One with the Yeti, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

Thursday, Dec 13
12:12 AM

Spaghetti Western and Meatballs (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob and Gene start watching Spaghetti Western films, they wind up alienating Louise. As Gene takes pointers from the films on how to deal with his archrival at school, Tina takes out her aggression and fights her way through a conflict-resolution program.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Talented Mr. Dingleberry, The (DVS)

American Dad

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Date Night Variable, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season premiere, Howard discovers that he can't escape his mother -- even in space! Back on earth, meanwhile, Raj turns his existence as a third wheel into an art form.

TV-14

3:12 AM

December 12, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reviews a new streaming service created especially for your racist grandparents and takes a trip to the future to look back on 2018: the year American democracy began to crumble.

TV-MA

4:12 AM

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (DVS)

Chuck Levine and Larry Valentine are the pride of their fire station: two guy's guys always side-by-side and willing to do anything for each other. Salt-of-the-earth widower Larry wants just one thing: to protect his family. His buddy Chuck also wants one thing: to enjoy the single life. Grateful Chuck owes Larry for saving his life in a fire, and Larry calls in that favor big time when civic red tape prevents him from naming his own two kids as his life insurance beneficiaries. All that Chuck has to do is claim to be Larry's domestic partner on some city forms. Easy. Nobody will ever know. But when an overzealous, spot-checking bureaucrat becomes suspicious, the new couple's arrangement becomes a citywide issue and goes from confidential to front-page news. Forced to improvise as love-struck newlyweds, Chuck and Larry must now fumble through a hilarious charade of domestic bliss under one roof. After surviving their mandatory honeymoon and dodging the threat of exposure, the well-intentioned con men discover sticking together in your time of need is what truly makes a family.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Date Night Variable, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season premiere, Howard discovers that he can't escape his mother -- even in space! Back on earth, meanwhile, Raj turns his existence as a third wheel into an art form.

TV-14

6:12 AM

December 12, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Full Frontal reviews a new streaming service created especially for your racist grandparents and takes a trip to the future to look back on 2018: the year American democracy began to crumble.

TV-MA

7:12 AM

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (DVS)

Chuck Levine and Larry Valentine are the pride of their fire station: two guy's guys always side-by-side and willing to do anything for each other. Salt-of-the-earth widower Larry wants just one thing: to protect his family. His buddy Chuck also wants one thing: to enjoy the single life. Grateful Chuck owes Larry for saving his life in a fire, and Larry calls in that favor big time when civic red tape prevents him from naming his own two kids as his life insurance beneficiaries. All that Chuck has to do is claim to be Larry's domestic partner on some city forms. Easy. Nobody will ever know. But when an overzealous, spot-checking bureaucrat becomes suspicious, the new couple's arrangement becomes a citywide issue and goes from confidential to front-page news. Forced to improvise as love-struck newlyweds, Chuck and Larry must now fumble through a hilarious charade of domestic bliss under one roof. After surviving their mandatory honeymoon and dodging the threat of exposure, the well-intentioned con men discover sticking together in your time of need is what truly makes a family.

TV-14

8:12 AM

Bachelor/ette Party (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles plans an elaborate scavenger hunt for Jake's bachelor party, but the day goes awry when the guys decide to take some short cuts instead. Amy's bachelorette party escalates when the ladies realize she previously slept with a member of her soon-to-be wedding band.

TV-14

9:12 AM

And the Alley-Oops (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to embrace Bobby's hobby of bowling but she fears she is his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate's hand, which threatens their chance for a championship. Max uses her bowling prowess to get onto Bobby's team, and Sophie worries that baby Barbara might not be smart enough.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Gray Star Mutual (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When a fire destroys Charles' food truck, Pimento shows up to the scene as the insurance agent. Rosa helps Amy to see that it's okay to get excited about picking her wedding dress, and Gina and Terry coach Holt in the art of social media.

TV-14

11:12 AM

Bachelor/ette Party (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Charles plans an elaborate scavenger hunt for Jake's bachelor party, but the day goes awry when the guys decide to take some short cuts instead. Amy's bachelorette party escalates when the ladies realize she previously slept with a member of her soon-to-be wedding band.

TV-14

12:12 PM

Multiple Plots

King of Queens, The

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Precedent Nixin'

King of Queens, The

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel, while visiting her in-laws in Florida, backfires when their hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Implant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine says Jerry's girlfriend has implants so he dumps her.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Multiple Plots

King of Queens, The

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Precedent Nixin'

King of Queens, The

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel, while visiting her in-laws in Florida, backfires when their hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Implant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine says Jerry's girlfriend has implants so he dumps her.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

7:12 PM

One with Joey's Bag, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

10:12 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

Friday, Dec 14
12:12 AM

Junior Mint, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Visitors Kramer and Jerry think they killed a surgery patient.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Pilot Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Re-Entry Minimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard returns from space...without the welcome he wanted.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Junior Mint, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Visitors Kramer and Jerry think they killed a surgery patient.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Pilot Part 1, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

White Whale (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Rosa and Amy team up to take down their "white whale" suspect--a ruthless killer who has managed to elude them for seven years--while Terry helps Jake tackle wedding planning chores. Captain Holt and his rival Olivia Crawford, try to convince each other to step down in the campaign for commissioner.

TV-14

6:12 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta, a talented but carefree detective, and his colleagues meet their new captain, Ray Holt, a tightly wound man determined to improve the dysfunctional 99th precinct.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Pilot Part 2, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

TV-PG

8:12 AM

White Whale (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Rosa and Amy team up to take down their "white whale" suspect--a ruthless killer who has managed to elude them for seven years--while Terry helps Jake tackle wedding planning chores. Captain Holt and his rival Olivia Crawford, try to convince each other to step down in the campaign for commissioner.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta, a talented but carefree detective, and his colleagues meet their new captain, Ray Holt, a tightly wound man determined to improve the dysfunctional 99th precinct.

TV-14

10:12 AM

And the Rock Me on the Dais (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls are excited when they are invited to a press junket to promote the film about Caroline's life, but Caroline gets a surprise when her ex-boyfriend, Candy Andy, shows up. Bobby gets jealous over Caroline and Candy Andy's reconnection and asks the diner gang for advice.

TV-14

11:12 AM

Pilot (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.

TV-14

12:12 PM

Tank Heaven

King of Queens, The

Doug deliberately offends Carrie's co-workers by showing them his chest hair.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Icky Shuffle

King of Queens, The

When Carrie comes down with a cold, Arthur must find a new teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Busboy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A busboy loses his job and his cat because of George.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Tank Heaven

King of Queens, The

Doug deliberately offends Carrie's co-workers by showing them his chest hair.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Icky Shuffle

King of Queens, The

When Carrie comes down with a cold, Arthur must find a new teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Busboy, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

A busboy loses his job and his cat because of George.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One in Vegas Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One After Vegas, The (DVS)

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The (DVS)

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

From Method to Madness (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

TV-14

Saturday, Dec 15
12:12 AM

Sit Me Baby One More Time (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina launches a babysitting enterprise, it is quickly derailed after her business nemesis, Tammy, is hired to work alongside her. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda check out their competition at a restaurant that's known for its burgers.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the kids are given the task of making homemade gifts for their grandma's birthday, they set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics, which according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. Meanwhile, Teddy starts a phone repair service and the adults become determined to improve his online rating.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

From Method to Madness (DVS)

Family Guy

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Sit Me Baby One More Time (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Tina launches a babysitting enterprise, it is quickly derailed after her business nemesis, Tammy, is hired to work alongside her. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda check out their competition at a restaurant that's known for its burgers.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When the kids are given the task of making homemade gifts for their grandma's birthday, they set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics, which according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. Meanwhile, Teddy starts a phone repair service and the adults become determined to improve his online rating.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

American Pie

Jim is your average healthy re-blooded virgin. He's desperate to make it with a woman. The stakes are raised when his parents catch him with his pants down watching porno films in his bedroom, his one experience with a beautiful exchange student turns into an online disaster and his friends make a pact that by the day of their high school graduation, none of them will be virgins. Pressure's on, but will Jim rise to the occasion?

TV-14

7:12 AM

American Pie 2

The students of East Great Falls High have spent a year apart, going to different colleges and learning a bit more about life. Jim has discovered that losing your virginity doesn't necessarily make you suave, while Oz is trying to cope with his girlfriend spending a summer abroad. Meanwhile, Stifler remains his badly-behaved self. Coming together for the first time in a year, the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Vicky has become a little less idealistic, while Michelle is more down to earth. Heather, meanwhile, wants to see all the world has to offer her. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.

TV-14

8:12 AM

American Pie

Jim is your average healthy re-blooded virgin. He's desperate to make it with a woman. The stakes are raised when his parents catch him with his pants down watching porno films in his bedroom, his one experience with a beautiful exchange student turns into an online disaster and his friends make a pact that by the day of their high school graduation, none of them will be virgins. Pressure's on, but will Jim rise to the occasion?

TV-14

9:12 AM

American Wedding

With Great East Falls High now just a memory, the kids have grown into adults ready to wreak havoc with a new rite of passage: Jim and Michelle are getting married--in a hurry. Jim's grandmother is sick and wants to see Jim walk down the aisle, so they're going for it in two frantic weeks. Stifler plans to be there (for the bridesmaids!) and, more importantly, to throw the ultimate bachelor party (for the strippers!). Finch is all for the hedonistic rituals, but not for letting Stifler steal the maid of honor, who happens to be Michelle's sexy younger sister, Cadence. But while everybody else sweats and frets, Jim's Dad is cool as ever, dispensing advice that no one wants to hear and getting ready for one of the best days of his life.

TV-14

10:12 AM

American Pie 2

The students of East Great Falls High have spent a year apart, going to different colleges and learning a bit more about life. Jim has discovered that losing your virginity doesn't necessarily make you suave, while Oz is trying to cope with his girlfriend spending a summer abroad. Meanwhile, Stifler remains his badly-behaved self. Coming together for the first time in a year, the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Vicky has become a little less idealistic, while Michelle is more down to earth. Heather, meanwhile, wants to see all the world has to offer her. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.

TV-14

11:12 AM

Christmas Picture, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray tries to organize a family photo shoot for a Christmas present to his parents.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

Bully on the Bus

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra learn Ally has been bullying another child on the bus.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

Music manager Dave is not only enjoying a burgeoning career but a blossoming romance with Samantha, a beautiful doctor who works in the emergency room. Through a series of misunderstandings, the chipmunks start to believe that a marriage proposal is on the horizon. Dreading the thought of an antagonistic stepbrother, Alvin, Theodore and Simon embark on a cross-country odyssey to prevent their best pal from ruining their lives.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Bully on the Bus

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra learn Ally has been bullying another child on the bus.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

RV

The Munros are a typically American dysfunctional family, complete with rebellious, uncommunicative offspring and baffled parents. Patriarch Bob would like to remedy the situation before his son and daughter instant-message their parents out of their lives. Bob rents a motor home to take the clan on vacation but finds that camping and togetherness can be hazardous to one's health.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

Music manager Dave is not only enjoying a burgeoning career but a blossoming romance with Samantha, a beautiful doctor who works in the emergency room. Through a series of misunderstandings, the chipmunks start to believe that a marriage proposal is on the horizon. Dreading the thought of an antagonistic stepbrother, Alvin, Theodore and Simon embark on a cross-country odyssey to prevent their best pal from ruining their lives.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

Pete's Dragon (DVS)

Mr. Meacham, a woodcarver, delights local children with stories of a mysterious dragon that lives deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest. His daughter Grace believes these are just tall tales, until she meets Pete, a 10-year-old orphan who says he lives in the woods with a giant, friendly dragon. With help from a young girl named Natalie, Grace sets out to investigate if this fantastic claim can be true.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

RV

The Munros are a typically American dysfunctional family, complete with rebellious, uncommunicative offspring and baffled parents. Patriarch Bob would like to remedy the situation before his son and daughter instant-message their parents out of their lives. Bob rents a motor home to take the clan on vacation but finds that camping and togetherness can be hazardous to one's health.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

Jungle Book, The (DVS)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther and a free-spirited bear, the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

Pete's Dragon (DVS)

Mr. Meacham, a woodcarver, delights local children with stories of a mysterious dragon that lives deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest. His daughter Grace believes these are just tall tales, until she meets Pete, a 10-year-old orphan who says he lives in the woods with a giant, friendly dragon. With help from a young girl named Natalie, Grace sets out to investigate if this fantastic claim can be true.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Jungle Book, The (DVS)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther and a free-spirited bear, the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

TV-PG

Sunday, Dec 16
1:12 AM

43 Peculiarity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Fish Guts Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Bakersfield Expedition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Family, The (DVS)

A notorious mafia family gets relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program. While they do their best to fit in, old habits die hard and they soon find themselves handling things the family way.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Fish Guts Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Bakersfield Expedition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

Family, The (DVS)

A notorious mafia family gets relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program. While they do their best to fit in, old habits die hard and they soon find themselves handling things the family way.

TV-14

8:12 AM

RV

The Munros are a typically American dysfunctional family, complete with rebellious, uncommunicative offspring and baffled parents. Patriarch Bob would like to remedy the situation before his son and daughter instant-message their parents out of their lives. Bob rents a motor home to take the clan on vacation but finds that camping and togetherness can be hazardous to one's health.

TV-PG

10:12 AM

Sister (DVS)

New Girl

Jess' wild-child sister, Abby, pays a visit and immediately throws the loft into disarray. Meanwhile, Schmidt enlists Nick to be his wingman in crashing a bar mitzvah and Winston throws a dinner party with Bertie, which turns awkward when only Cece and Coach attend.

TV-14

11:12 AM

Jacket, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry loves an expensive suede jacket until he buys it.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Hunger Games, The (DVS)

Every year in the ruins of what was once North America, the nation of Panem forces each of its twelve districts to send a teenage boy and girl to compete in the Hunger Games. Part twisted entertainment, part government intimidation tactic, the Hunger Games are a nationally televised event in which "Tributes" must fight with one another until one survivor remains. Pitted against highly-trained Tributes who have prepared for these Games their entire lives, Katniss is forced to rely upon her sharp instincts as well as the mentorship of drunken former victor Haymitch Abernathy. If she's ever to return home to District 12, Katniss must make impossible choices in the arena that weigh survival against humanity and life against love.

TV-14

2:12 PM

Jacket, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry loves an expensive suede jacket until he buys it.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Hunger Games, The (DVS)

Every year in the ruins of what was once North America, the nation of Panem forces each of its twelve districts to send a teenage boy and girl to compete in the Hunger Games. Part twisted entertainment, part government intimidation tactic, the Hunger Games are a nationally televised event in which "Tributes" must fight with one another until one survivor remains. Pitted against highly-trained Tributes who have prepared for these Games their entire lives, Katniss is forced to rely upon her sharp instincts as well as the mentorship of drunken former victor Haymitch Abernathy. If she's ever to return home to District 12, Katniss must make impossible choices in the arena that weigh survival against humanity and life against love.

TV-14

7:12 PM

Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The (DVS)

After arriving safely home from their unprecedented victory in the 74th Annual Hunger Games, Katniss and Peeta discover they must do a quick turnaround and begin a Victors Tour.

TV-14

10:12 PM

Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, The (DVS)

Katniss Everdeen is in District 13 after having destroyed the Hunger Games forever. Under the leadership of District 13 president Alma Coin, and thanks to the advice of her trusted friends, she becomes the symbol of rebellion against the totalitarian regime of President Snow. Her mission is to rally all Panem districts and start an uprising to overthrow the Capitol. Physically engaged in a fight where her destiny, that of her family and Panem's are at stake, Katniss sets out to save Peeta and a nation moved by her courage.

TV-14

Monday, Dec 17
1:12 AM

Spoiler Alert Segmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Monster Isolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Closet Reconfiguration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To open or not to open? When Howard finds a letter from his father, he's forced to confront his past. And Leonard and Penny throw a grown-up cocktail party at the apartment.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

A world-class playboy and part-time secret agent from the 1960s emerges after thirty years in a cryogenic state to battle with his nemesis Dr. Evil.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Monster Isolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Interview, The (DVS)

Dave Skylark and producer Aaron Rapoport run the celebrity tabloid show "Skylark Tonight." When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, they are recruited by the CIA to turn their trip to Pyongyang into an assassination mission.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

A world-class playboy and part-time secret agent from the 1960s emerges after thirty years in a cryogenic state to battle with his nemesis Dr. Evil.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Interview, The (DVS)

Dave Skylark and producer Aaron Rapoport run the celebrity tabloid show "Skylark Tonight." When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, they are recruited by the CIA to turn their trip to Pyongyang into an assassination mission.

TV-14

11:12 AM

Awful Bigamy

King of Queens, The

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

Lost Vegas

King of Queens, The

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Awful Bigamy

King of Queens, The

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Lost Vegas

King of Queens, The

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with the Ring, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

Smith in the Hand, A (DVS)

American Dad

Steve injures Stan's groin and feels terrible, inadvertently leading Stan to discover masturbation. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bar in the attic.

TV-14

10:12 PM

Belchies, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory, and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition.

TV-14

11:12 PM

Stan of Arabia Part 2 (DVS)

American Dad

Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns into a disaster. As a result, Stan's boss relocates Stan and his family to Saudi Arabia, where they quickly get a taste of life on foreign ground. As American and Arabian social norms clash, gender wars heat up.

TV-14

Tuesday, Dec 18
12:12 AM

Torpedo (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob's hero, a washed-up professional baseball player named Torpedo Jones, starts pitching for the local minor league team. Torpedo befriends the Belcher's, and Bob is ecstatic until he finds out about the dark underbelly of baseball.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Belchies, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory, and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Papa Has a Rollin' Son (DVS)

Family Guy

ItÆs nearly FathersÆ Day, and when Peter learns about JoeÆs distant relationship with his father Bud, he invites Bud to town.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Peternormal Activity (DVS)

Family Guy

After watching a bad sequel to their favorite horror film, Maniac Pope, Peter and the guys decide they could write a better scary movie themselves.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Chinese Restaurant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, Elaine and George need reservations at a Chinese restaurant.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

48 Hours (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake's co-workers help him find evidence to keep a suspect he arrested in custody. Gina and Rosa have a pie contest. Holt helps Terry look better to his in-laws.

TV-14

6:12 AM

Slump, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake starts accumulating unsolved cases, the other detectives worry his losing streak will rub off on them; Amy, Rosa and Gina run a program for at-risk youth; Boyle helps Sgt. Jeffords with a case.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Chinese Restaurant, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry, Elaine and George need reservations at a Chinese restaurant.

TV-PG

8:12 AM

48 Hours (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake's co-workers help him find evidence to keep a suspect he arrested in custody. Gina and Rosa have a pie contest. Holt helps Terry look better to his in-laws.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Slump, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Jake starts accumulating unsolved cases, the other detectives worry his losing streak will rub off on them; Amy, Rosa and Gina run a program for at-risk youth; Boyle helps Sgt. Jeffords with a case.

TV-14

10:12 AM

And the Disappearing Bed (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline tries to build herself a Murphy bed, the kind which folds into the wall, in Max's apartment. Meanwhile, the chemistry between Max and Johnny heats up.

TV-14

11:12 AM

And the Hoarder Culture (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline and Max walk into a hoarding nightmare and end up waist-deep in clutter when they take a job cleaning an apartment to make extra money. Plus, Max discovers Johnny has been keeping a secret from her.

TV-14

12:12 PM

Entertainment Weakly

King of Queens, The

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Offtrack...Bedding

King of Queens, The

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with a very seductive Arthur Spooner.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Stranded, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Waiting for a ride, Jerry and Elaine keep a party's host up late.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Entertainment Weakly

King of Queens, The

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Offtrack...Bedding

King of Queens, The

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with a very seductive Arthur Spooner.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Stranded, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Waiting for a ride, Jerry and Elaine keep a party's host up late.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the Engagement Picture, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

One with the Truth About London, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Dec 19
12:12 AM

Tenure Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Proton Resurgence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (guest star BOB NEWHART), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Bon Voyage Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Tenure Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Proton Resurgence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (guest star BOB NEWHART), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Bon Voyage Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Mars Landing (DVS)

New Girl

Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, while Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors. Also, Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster.

TV-14

7:12 AM

And the Pop-Up Sale (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at the store where she used to get special treatment.

TV-14

8:12 AM

Sister II (DVS)

New Girl

Jess panics when her sister, Abby, decides to stay in Los Angeles and sets her eyes on one of the loft-mates. Meanwhile, Winston procrastinates about checking his test results for the LAPD entrance exam.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Mars Landing (DVS)

New Girl

Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, while Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors. Also, Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster.

TV-14

10:12 AM

And the Pop-Up Sale (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at the store where she used to get special treatment.

TV-14

11:12 AM

And the Upstairs Neighbor (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline are suspicious of the new upstairs neighbor, Sophie, who moves in after the old tenant dies.

TV-14

12:12 PM

Cologne Ranger

King of Queens, The

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Pour Judgement

King of Queens, The

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Revenge, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George seeks revenge on his ex-boss for not rehiring him.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Cologne Ranger

King of Queens, The

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Pour Judgement

King of Queens, The

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Revenge, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George seeks revenge on his ex-boss for not rehiring him.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with the Vows, The (DVS)

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One After "I Do", The (DVS)

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The (DVS)

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

Thursday, Dec 20
12:12 AM

Burgerboss (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob becomes obsessed with an old-school burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets the high score and writes "BOB SUX" on the leader board.

TV-14

1:12 AM

Helping Handis (DVS)

American Dad

Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures by giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets more attention than anyone expected.

TV-14

2:12 AM

North by North Quahog (DVS)

Family Guy

During their second honeymoon, Peter and Lois stumble upon a horror too great to bear: Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ 2.

TV-14

3:12 AM

December 19, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

4:12 AM

Real Steel (DVS)

In the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone high-tech, Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter loses his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8- foot-tall steel robots take over the ring. Now nothing but a small-time promoter, Charlie earns just enough money piecing together low-end bots from scrap metal to get from one underground boxing match to the next. When Charlie hits rock bottom, he reluctantly teams up with his estranged son Max to build and train a championship contender. As the stakes in the brutal, no-holds-barred arena are raised, Charlie and Max, against all odds, get one last shot at a comeback.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Workplace Proximity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

December 19, 2018

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

TV-MA

7:12 AM

Real Steel (DVS)

In the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone high-tech, Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter loses his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8- foot-tall steel robots take over the ring. Now nothing but a small-time promoter, Charlie earns just enough money piecing together low-end bots from scrap metal to get from one underground boxing match to the next. When Charlie hits rock bottom, he reluctantly teams up with his estranged son Max to build and train a championship contender. As the stakes in the brutal, no-holds-barred arena are raised, Charlie and Max, against all odds, get one last shot at a comeback.

TV-14

8:12 AM

Thanksgiving (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Holt and Jake must leave Amy's Thanksgiving dinner to catch a perp, Boyle steps in to save the day.

TV-14

9:12 AM

And the Kosher Cupcakes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tries to pass off her cupcakes as kosher when she and Caroline serve them at a boy's Bar Mitzvah.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Sal's Pizza (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Sal's Pizza burns down, Jake goes out of his way to disprove the fire marshal's assumption that the owner set the fire; a computer virus exposes the precinct members' Internet browser histories.

TV-14

11:12 AM

Thanksgiving (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Holt and Jake must leave Amy's Thanksgiving dinner to catch a perp, Boyle steps in to save the day.

TV-14

12:12 PM

Gorilla Warfare

King of Queens, The

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Deconstructing Carrie

King of Queens, The

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Big Salad, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Gorilla Warfare

King of Queens, The

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Deconstructing Carrie

King of Queens, The

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Big Salad, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the Stripper, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

One in Massapequa, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

One with the Baby Shower, The (DVS)

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

Friday, Dec 21
12:12 AM

Chinese Woman, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's crossed phone lines acquaint the gang with a woman who isn't what she seems.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Gymnast, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Blind Ambition (DVS)

Family Guy

When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

TV-14

3:12 AM

Chinese Woman, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's crossed phone lines acquaint the gang with a woman who isn't what she seems.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Mom & Pop Store, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Bet, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Amy settle their ongoing bet about who can make more arrests; Charles reveals what he really thinks about his colleagues while under the influence of pain medication.

TV-14

6:12 AM

Ebony Falcon, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry takes cues from Jake while on his first task back in the field; Amy and Rosa help solve a case at Gina's apartment.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Mom & Pop Store, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight.

TV-PG

8:12 AM

Bet, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake and Amy settle their ongoing bet about who can make more arrests; Charles reveals what he really thinks about his colleagues while under the influence of pain medication.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Ebony Falcon, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Terry takes cues from Jake while on his first task back in the field; Amy and Rosa help solve a case at Gina's apartment.

TV-14

10:12 AM

And the One Night Stands (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max joins Caroline on a trip to visit her father in prison.

TV-14

11:12 AM

And the Drug Money (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In an effort to raise money to help Caroline's father, Max convinces Caroline to partake in a clinical drug trial.

TV-14

12:12 PM

Black List

King of Queens, The

Doug is convinced he is being replaced when Deacon starts spending time with a new friend.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Ice Cubed

King of Queens, The

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Switch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's mom reveals her son's name to George.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Black List

King of Queens, The

Doug is convinced he is being replaced when Deacon starts spending time with a new friend.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Ice Cubed

King of Queens, The

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Switch, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Kramer's mom reveals her son's name to George.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One Where Rachel Is Late, The (DVS)

Friends

Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One Where Emma Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with the Sharks, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.

TV-14

10:12 PM

One with the Male Nanny, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire, The (DVS)

Family Guy

The neighborhood is rocked with scandal when Loretta has an affair...with Quagmire!

TV-14

Saturday, Dec 22
12:12 AM

Hurt Soccer, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After forgetting that they signed up Louise for a soccer league, the Belchers must help her prepare to play in the season's last game. With Bob coaching the soccer game, Linda and Gene seize the opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Iced, Iced Babies (DVS)

American Dad

With Steve busy with his girlfriend, Francine decides she wants another baby. Stan, however, does not, so he secretly gets a vasectomy. But Francine discovers he still has sperm left in a CIA sperm bank. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a professor at Hayley's community college and earns the adoration of a psycho student.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire, The (DVS)

Family Guy

The neighborhood is rocked with scandal when Loretta has an affair...with Quagmire!

TV-14

3:12 AM

Hurt Soccer, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After forgetting that they signed up Louise for a soccer league, the Belchers must help her prepare to play in the season's last game. With Bob coaching the soccer game, Linda and Gene seize the opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Love Actually (DVS)

Everywhere you look, love is causing chaos. From the bachelor Prime Minister of the United Kingdom who, on his first day at 10 Downing Street, falls in love with the girl who brings him his tea, to a hopeless sandwich delivery guy who doesn't think he has a chance with the girls in the U.K., so he heads for Wisconsin. From aging rock stars, to a stony headmistress, to a monolingual Portuguese housemaid--love arrives in many forms, shapes and sizes. Here, ten separate but intertwining stories of love all lead up to a big climax on Christmas Eve, proving that love is the driving force in all of these people's lives.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Love Actually (DVS)

Everywhere you look, love is causing chaos. From the bachelor Prime Minister of the United Kingdom who, on his first day at 10 Downing Street, falls in love with the girl who brings him his tea, to a hopeless sandwich delivery guy who doesn't think he has a chance with the girls in the U.K., so he heads for Wisconsin. From aging rock stars, to a stony headmistress, to a monolingual Portuguese housemaid--love arrives in many forms, shapes and sizes. Here, ten separate but intertwining stories of love all lead up to a big climax on Christmas Eve, proving that love is the driving force in all of these people's lives.

TV-14

7:12 AM

Rocket League 2018: Semifinal 2

ELEAGUE

Two of the world's best Rocket League teams fight for the last spot in the ELEAGUE Cup Grand Finals.

TV-14

8:12 AM

Love Actually (DVS)

Everywhere you look, love is causing chaos. From the bachelor Prime Minister of the United Kingdom who, on his first day at 10 Downing Street, falls in love with the girl who brings him his tea, to a hopeless sandwich delivery guy who doesn't think he has a chance with the girls in the U.K., so he heads for Wisconsin. From aging rock stars, to a stony headmistress, to a monolingual Portuguese housemaid--love arrives in many forms, shapes and sizes. Here, ten separate but intertwining stories of love all lead up to a big climax on Christmas Eve, proving that love is the driving force in all of these people's lives.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Big News (DVS)

New Girl

The morning after their break-up, Jess and Nick scramble to keep it a secret from the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston passes his police academy entrance exam and demands that the gang throw him a Honey Roast.

TV-14

11:12 AM

Young Girl

Everybody Loves Raymond

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

Sneeze, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

When someone sneezes on Ray, he fears he is going to come down with something dreadful.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Label Maker, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine are suspicious of a friend's gifts.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Label Maker, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Jerry and Elaine are suspicious of a friend's gifts.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

10:12 PM

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (DVS)

It's been nearly two years since Superman's colossal battle with Zod devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

TV-14

Sunday, Dec 23
1:12 AM

Occupation Recalibration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Locomotive Manipulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Friendship Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Five-Year Engagement, The (DVS)

When Tom and Violet become engaged to be married, their trip to the altar is delayed by an unexpected job opportunity for Violet that requires the couple to temporarily relocate to Michigan.

TV-14

5:12 AM

Locomotive Manipulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Friendship Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

Five-Year Engagement, The (DVS)

When Tom and Violet become engaged to be married, their trip to the altar is delayed by an unexpected job opportunity for Violet that requires the couple to temporarily relocate to Michigan.

TV-14

8:12 AM

Bad Words (DVS)

Guy Trilby, a 40-year-old misanthrope, makes waves at a regional spelling bee when due to a loophole in the rules, he is allowed to enter and later wins. Hurling insults at every turn, Guy advances to the national contest in Los Angeles, accompanied by a reporter who wants to discover his hidden motives for entering the bee. As the competition gears up, friendless Guy inexplicably forms a bond with a young speller who is feeling parental pressure to win.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Christmas Eve Eve (DVS)

New Girl

Jess has problems keeping the loft's Secret Santa gift exchange going, while Winston worries his online gift order for Cece won't make it in time, so he and Schmidt are forced to go store shopping to find a replacement present. Later, Reagan surprises Nick, who helps give Jess an unforgettable Christmas.

TV-14

11:12 AM

All I Want for Christmas

Everybody Loves Raymond

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

Christmas Picture, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray tries to organize a family photo shoot for a Christmas present to his parents.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Christmas Eve Eve (DVS)

New Girl

Jess has problems keeping the loft's Secret Santa gift exchange going, while Winston worries his online gift order for Cece won't make it in time, so he and Schmidt are forced to go store shopping to find a replacement present. Later, Reagan surprises Nick, who helps give Jess an unforgettable Christmas.

TV-14

2:12 PM

Fred Claus (DVS)

Fred Claus has lived his entire life in his brother's very large shadow. Fred tried, but could hardly live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a fast-talking repo man who's run out of luck and money. Over Mrs. Claus' objections, Nicholas agrees to help his brother on one condition: that he come to the North Pole and earn the money he needs by working in Santa's Toy Shop. The trouble is that Fred isn't exactly elf material and, with Christmas fast approaching, Fred could jeopardize the jolliest holiday of the year.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Christmas Picture, The

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray tries to organize a family photo shoot for a Christmas present to his parents.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Mentalo Case

King of Queens, The

Doug recalls his childhood toy Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Fred Claus (DVS)

Fred Claus has lived his entire life in his brother's very large shadow. Fred tried, but could hardly live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a fast-talking repo man who's run out of luck and money. Over Mrs. Claus' objections, Nicholas agrees to help his brother on one condition: that he come to the North Pole and earn the money he needs by working in Santa's Toy Shop. The trouble is that Fred isn't exactly elf material and, with Christmas fast approaching, Fred could jeopardize the jolliest holiday of the year.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

One with the Routine, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.

TV-PG

8:12 PM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

9:12 PM

One with the Ross' Step Forward, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

Red Dot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend resumes drinking; Jerry is the unwitting cause.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Race, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

An ex-classmate questions Jerry's status as the fastest runner in high school.

TV-PG

Monday, Dec 24
12:12 AM

Strike, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Red Dot, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

Elaine's alcoholic boyfriend resumes drinking; Jerry is the unwitting cause.

TV-PG

2:12 AM

Cooper Extraction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they contemplate if each would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.

TV-PG

3:12 AM

Strike, The (DVS)

Seinfeld

George's father invents a new holiday; Kramer returns to work at the bagel shop.

TV-PG

4:12 AM

Fred Claus (DVS)

Fred Claus has lived his entire life in his brother's very large shadow. Fred tried, but could hardly live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a fast-talking repo man who's run out of luck and money. Over Mrs. Claus' objections, Nicholas agrees to help his brother on one condition: that he come to the North Pole and earn the money he needs by working in Santa's Toy Shop. The trouble is that Fred isn't exactly elf material and, with Christmas fast approaching, Fred could jeopardize the jolliest holiday of the year.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Cooper Extraction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they contemplate if each would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Holiday Summation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

Fred Claus (DVS)

Fred Claus has lived his entire life in his brother's very large shadow. Fred tried, but could hardly live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a fast-talking repo man who's run out of luck and money. Over Mrs. Claus' objections, Nicholas agrees to help his brother on one condition: that he come to the North Pole and earn the money he needs by working in Santa's Toy Shop. The trouble is that Fred isn't exactly elf material and, with Christmas fast approaching, Fred could jeopardize the jolliest holiday of the year.

TV-PG

8:12 AM

Captain Latvia (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake helps Charles search for a Christmas present for his son, but the pair end up facing off against a Latvian crime ring in the process. Elsewhere, the team prepare for the annual Christmas carol competition again their rivals, the MTA.

TV-14

9:12 AM

Santa (DVS)

New Girl

When the gang attempts to juggle multiple holiday parties in one night, Jess tries to avoid a remorseful Sam, Nick tries to keep up with a sexually adventurous Angie and Winston panics when he gets a cranberry stuck in his ear.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Pontiac Bandit Returns, The (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The Pontiac Bandit is back in custody, where his knowledge of a Giggle Pig dealer earns him a plea deal; Gina and Boyle worry their parents are getting too close; Santiago makes Holt a Christmas present.

TV-14

11:12 AM

Captain Latvia (DVS)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake helps Charles search for a Christmas present for his son, but the pair end up facing off against a Latvian crime ring in the process. Elsewhere, the team prepare for the annual Christmas carol competition again their rivals, the MTA.

TV-14

12:12 PM

Santa (DVS)

New Girl

When the gang attempts to juggle multiple holiday parties in one night, Jess tries to avoid a remorseful Sam, Nick tries to keep up with a sexually adventurous Angie and Winston panics when he gets a cranberry stuck in his ear.

TV-14

1:12 PM

One Where Rachel Quits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Jazz Records

Everybody Loves Raymond

After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Baker's Doesn't

King of Queens, The

Doug needles Carrie when she is not as quick as he is to fulfill a promise to help out at church.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

One with Christmas in Tulsa, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas (DVS)

American Dad

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.

TV-14

7:12 PM

Santa, Schmanta (DVS)

American Dad

Roger feels unappreciated during Christmas so Snot introduces him to Judaism. After a run-in with Santa, Roger really gets into the Hanukkah spirit.

TV-14

8:12 PM

Nice-Capades (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When a grumpy mall Santa threatens the kids with the dreaded Naughty List, Gene, Tina and Louise decide to put on a musical performance spectacular, which highlights all of their alleged good deeds from the past year, in order to earn their spot on the Nice List. But can they change Santa's mind in time to save their Christmas?

TV-14

9:12 PM

Bleakening Part 1, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda is determined to host a party at the restaurant, in an effort to spread a little extra cheer around the neighborhood. But when she realizes that her prized ornaments have been stolen, she quickly begins questioning all guests, including Marshmallow's friend - Art the Artist.

TV-PG

10:12 PM

Road to the North Pole Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian and Stewie take their adventures to the North Pole to seek out Santa Claus.

TV-14

11:12 PM

Nice-Capades (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When a grumpy mall Santa threatens the kids with the dreaded Naughty List, Gene, Tina and Louise decide to put on a musical performance spectacular, which highlights all of their alleged good deeds from the past year, in order to earn their spot on the Nice List. But can they change Santa's mind in time to save their Christmas?

TV-14

Tuesday, Dec 25
12:12 AM

Bleakening Part 1, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Linda is determined to host a party at the restaurant, in an effort to spread a little extra cheer around the neighborhood. But when she realizes that her prized ornaments have been stolen, she quickly begins questioning all guests, including Marshmallow's friend - Art the Artist.

TV-PG

1:12 AM

Road to the North Pole Part 1 & 2 (DVS)

Family Guy

Brian and Stewie take their adventures to the North Pole to seek out Santa Claus.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Christmas Guy (DVS)

Family Guy

The Griffins visit the Quahog Mall for the Christmas Carnival only to find that it has been canceled. Upset, Stewie begins to act out.

TV-14

3:12 AM

How the Griffin Stole Christmas (DVS)

Family Guy

It's Christmas time in Quahog, and the first snow has arrived. The whole town goes sledding, including Peter who destroys the family dining table by using it as a giant sled.

TV-14

4:12 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

5:12 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

6:12 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

8:12 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

9:12 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

10:12 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

11:12 AM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

12:12 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

2:12 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

4:12 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

5:12 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

6:12 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG

7:12 PM

Christmas Story, A (DVS)

Youngster Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder air rifle. Frequently at odds with his cranky dad but comforted by his doting mother, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and his hopes intact.

TV-PG