DVS Offerings

Thursday, Jun 30
12:00 AM

Uncle Teddy (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

When Bob and Linda leave town for a romantic getaway at a Burger Convention, they ask Teddy to babysit Tina, Gene and Louise. While the parents are away, Teddy is eager to earn the coveted title of Uncle Teddy and does so by putting Tina's crush in his rightful place after discovering that he was just using her for, gasp, free burgers! Hijinks ensue.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Dance Fever (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Presto Tina-O (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse."

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Easy Com-Mercial, Easy Go-Mercial (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

To compete with fellow "restaurateur" Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob's Burgers commercial to air during the big game. In an effort to outshine Pesto, the Belchers recruit Randy, a documentarian, to assist with the filmmaking, and hire on former pro football star Connie Frye to be the celebrity endorser.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Frond Files, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Bob and Linda visit the school and learn that their kids' essays about their fantasy version of Wagstaff are "too creative" and "offensive." Eugene transforms the school into a "Fart School for the Gifted"; Tina, to her delight, depicts a world where she is romanced by countless zombie teenage boys; and Louise creates a school where she takes down a robotic Mr. Frond from the future.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Mazel Tina (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Tina isn't invited to her classmate Tammy's Bat Mitzvah but ends up at the party anyway because Bob and the family were hired to cater. Despite the invite snub, Tina is excited to scope out the BFOS (boys from other schools). Things go awry and Louise and Tammy end up missing, so, to her total delight, Tina is left center stage.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Dance Fever (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

Feel the Burn (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Carmen's Dating (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Split Decision (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

TV-PG

6:48 AM

No One Gets Out Alive (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

Bringing Home the Bacon (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

TV-PG

7:36 AM

Fishing Cubans (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

And the Zero Tolerance (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a trendy restaurant to help pay off their bank loan.

TV-14

9:30 AM

And the High Hook-Up (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max pursues a handsome new coworker at the restaurant, despite the owner's "no hook-up" rule.

TV-14

9:48 AM

No One Gets Out Alive (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

And the Taste Test (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaid dresses, so the girls enlist the diner gang's help to hide the most hideous ones to avoid being utterly humiliated.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Bringing Home the Bacon (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

10:36 AM

Fishing Cubans (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Mementos (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Zero Tolerance (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline get second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a trendy restaurant to help pay off their bank loan.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the High Hook-Up (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max pursues a handsome new coworker at the restaurant, despite the owner's "no hook-up" rule.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Taste Test (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaid dresses, so the girls enlist the diner gang's help to hide the most hideous ones to avoid being utterly humiliated.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Look of the Irish (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline try to get work for Nash as a model in an effort to make some extra money acting as his managers. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg attempt to remain celibate for 30 days before their wedding.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with All the Cheesecakes, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Rosita Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Joey's New Brain, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Truth About London, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Cheap Wedding Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.

TV-PG

5:20 PM

Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Joey's Award, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.

TV-PG

5:40 PM

Financial Secret and Fish Sauce, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Ross & Monica's Cousin, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.

TV-PG

6:20 PM

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.

TV-14

6:30 PM

One with Rachel's Big Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.

TV-PG

6:40 PM

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Vows, The (DVS)

Friends

As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with Chandler's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Peanut Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.

TV-14

8:20 PM

Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

8:40 PM

Financial Secret and Fish Sauce, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Bad Fish Paradigm, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the uncomfortable position of having to keep a secret.

TV-14

9:20 PM

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Codpiece Topology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle much to Sheldon's dismay.

TV-14

9:40 PM

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Nerdvana Annihilation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Pork Chop Indeterminacy, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Peanut Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

Friday, Jul 1
12:00 AM

Bad Fish Paradigm, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the uncomfortable position of having to keep a secret.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Codpiece Topology, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle much to Sheldon's dismay.

TV-14

2:00 AM

8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game, it takes over their lives. Meanwhile, George Sr. gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.

TV-PG

6:48 AM

Christmas Punch (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

TV-PG

7:36 AM

Trouble with Ricky, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

And the Minor Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's attempt to break Nash into the modeling business is threatened when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.

TV-14

9:30 AM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

9:48 AM

Christmas Punch (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

And the Disappointing Unit (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 4 ends with Max and Caroline tasked with retrieving Sophie's wedding dress from airport customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for the nuptials.

TV-14

10:12 AM

Why You Crying? (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

And the Wrecking Ball (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 5 begins with Max and Caroline teaming up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction.

TV-14

10:36 AM

Trouble with Ricky, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

God Needles George (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down, while Max prays for a miracle.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Benny and Randy (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Benny's boyfriend, Randy, starts getting too serious about love.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Minor Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's attempt to break Nash into the modeling business is threatened when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Grate Expectations (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline help launch the opening of The High's new location at JFK airport. Meanwhile, Sophie learns that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Disappointing Unit (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 4 ends with Max and Caroline tasked with retrieving Sophie's wedding dress from airport customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for the nuptials.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Wrecking Ball (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Season 5 begins with Max and Caroline teaming up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One After I Do, The (DVS)

Friends

The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Red Sweater, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Rachel Tells..., The (DVS)

Friends

The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One with the Videotape, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Rachel's Date, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Halloween Party, The (DVS)

Friends

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Stain, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Stripper, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Independence Day (DVS)

It is an ordinary summer day. But then, without warning, something very extraordinary happens. Enormous shadows fall across the land. Strange atmospheric phenomena, ominous and mesmerizing, surface around the globe. All eyes turn upward. The question of whether we're alone in the universe has finally been answered. And, in a matter of minutes, the lives of every person across the globe are forever changed. With the fate of our planet at stake, the Fourth of July is about to take on an entirely new meaning. No longer will it be an American holiday. It will be known as the day the entire world fought back. The day we did not go gentle into the good night... The day all of us on planet Earth celebrated our independence day.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with Monica's Boots, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

One with the Ross' Step Forward, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

One Where Joey Dates Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

American Stepdad (DVS)

American Dad

Stan invites his mother to come live with the family after Stan's stepfather dies, and tensions rise when Roger is forced to share his attic with her. But Roger and Stan's mom quickly fall in love and get married, and Stan is forced to deal with Roger as his new stepdad. Steve and his friends discover a mysterious plane crash while on a bike ride and come across a long-lost script of a Fast and Furious movie that they are determined to get made.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Why Can't We Be Friends (DVS)

American Dad

After concluding that Snot isn't cool enough to hang out with Steve, Stan concocts a scheme to separate the pair by sticking Snot in the Witness Protection Program; Roger gives Steve money to clean out his attic.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Independence Day (DVS)

It is an ordinary summer day. But then, without warning, something very extraordinary happens. Enormous shadows fall across the land. Strange atmospheric phenomena, ominous and mesmerizing, surface around the globe. All eyes turn upward. The question of whether we're alone in the universe has finally been answered. And, in a matter of minutes, the lives of every person across the globe are forever changed. With the fate of our planet at stake, the Fourth of July is about to take on an entirely new meaning. No longer will it be an American holiday. It will be known as the day the entire world fought back. The day we did not go gentle into the good night... The day all of us on planet Earth celebrated our independence day.

TV-PG

10:05 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

Saturday, Jul 2
1:05 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

3:25 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Swole Daddy Issues (DVS)

Wipeout

In this week's episode of Wipeout, swole daddies, snowboarders, and a bossy construction couple duke it out with the hopes of winning $25,000, and for the Swole Daddies, an epic once in a lifetime hang with John Cena!

TV-14

6:25 AM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Road to Redemption, The (DVS)

Wipeout

John and Nicole pick their favorite past teams to return for a chance at redemption and $25,000!

TV-14

8:00 AM

Adventures in Hayleysitting (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay, breaks her leg in a soccer match so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.

TV-14

8:30 AM

National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story (DVS)

American Dad

A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as Baby Franny, the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. On the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial eureka moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity, male stripper shoes.

TV-14

9:00 AM

Swole Daddy Issues (DVS)

Wipeout

In this week's episode of Wipeout, swole daddies, snowboarders, and a bossy construction couple duke it out with the hopes of winning $25,000, and for the Swole Daddies, an epic once in a lifetime hang with John Cena!

TV-14

9:30 AM

Poltergasm (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Roger discover that the house is haunted. The ghost appears as an apparition of a younger Francine. The ghost grows more powerful until it attacks Hayley's boyfriend and pulls him into the netherworld.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Road to Redemption, The (DVS)

Wipeout

John and Nicole pick their favorite past teams to return for a chance at redemption and $25,000!

TV-14

10:30 AM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Adventures in Hayleysitting (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family's regular babysitter, Lindsay, breaks her leg in a soccer match so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.

TV-14

11:24 AM

One with the Secret Closet, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story (DVS)

American Dad

A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as Baby Franny, the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. On the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial eureka moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity, male stripper shoes.

TV-14

11:48 AM

One with the Birthing Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure (DVS)

American Dad

Stan reveals that the C.I.A. has a cloning machine at work. Steve and Snot decide to use the machine to clone girls so that they will finally have prom dates. The cloning process backfires as the girls emerge as babies.

TV-14

12:12 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

Poltergasm (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Roger discover that the house is haunted. The ghost appears as an apparition of a younger Francine. The ghost grows more powerful until it attacks Hayley's boyfriend and pulls him into the netherworld.

TV-14

12:36 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

2:24 PM

One with the Secret Closet, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.

TV-PG

2:48 PM

One with the Birthing Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.

TV-PG

3:12 PM

One Where Joey Tells Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.

TV-PG

3:36 PM

One with the Tea Leaves, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Suicide Squad (DVS)

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed super-villains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Independence Day (DVS)

It is an ordinary summer day. But then, without warning, something very extraordinary happens. Enormous shadows fall across the land. Strange atmospheric phenomena, ominous and mesmerizing, surface around the globe. All eyes turn upward. The question of whether we're alone in the universe has finally been answered. And, in a matter of minutes, the lives of every person across the globe are forever changed. With the fate of our planet at stake, the Fourth of July is about to take on an entirely new meaning. No longer will it be an American holiday. It will be known as the day the entire world fought back. The day we did not go gentle into the good night... The day all of us on planet Earth celebrated our independence day.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Independence Day (DVS)

It is an ordinary summer day. But then, without warning, something very extraordinary happens. Enormous shadows fall across the land. Strange atmospheric phenomena, ominous and mesmerizing, surface around the globe. All eyes turn upward. The question of whether we're alone in the universe has finally been answered. And, in a matter of minutes, the lives of every person across the globe are forever changed. With the fate of our planet at stake, the Fourth of July is about to take on an entirely new meaning. No longer will it be an American holiday. It will be known as the day the entire world fought back. The day we did not go gentle into the good night... The day all of us on planet Earth celebrated our independence day.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Griffin Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Euclid Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Big Balls Are Back, Baby!, The (DVS)

Wipeout

Fire performers, a Rock 'n' Roll father-daughter duo, and bubbleologists have a chance to traverse three of the most challenging courses in Wipeout history to win $25,000!

TV-14

Sunday, Jul 3
12:00 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Griffin Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Ready Player One (DVS)

In 2045, the planet is on the brink of chaos and collapse, but people find salvation in the OASIS, an expansive virtual reality universe created by James Halliday. When Halliday dies, he promises his immense fortune to the first person to discover a digital Easter egg that's hidden somewhere in the OASIS. When young Wade Watts joins the contest, he finds himself becoming an unlikely hero in a reality-bending treasure hunt through a fantastical world of mystery, discovery and danger. Based on the novel by Ernest Cline.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Big Balls Are Back, Baby!, The (DVS)

Wipeout

Fire performers, a Rock 'n' Roll father-daughter duo, and bubbleologists have a chance to traverse three of the most challenging courses in Wipeout history to win $25,000!

TV-14

3:00 AM

Big Ball Energy (DVS)

Wipeout

Forensic scientists, Radio DJs, and a pair of Wipeout Legacies face the most challenging course in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Ready Player One (DVS)

In 2045, the planet is on the brink of chaos and collapse, but people find salvation in the OASIS, an expansive virtual reality universe created by James Halliday. When Halliday dies, he promises his immense fortune to the first person to discover a digital Easter egg that's hidden somewhere in the OASIS. When young Wade Watts joins the contest, he finds himself becoming an unlikely hero in a reality-bending treasure hunt through a fantastical world of mystery, discovery and danger. Based on the novel by Ernest Cline.

TV-14

6:00 AM

OMFG Girl Run! (DVS)

Wipeout

All the way from Luxembourg, Frisbee Camp, and even homeschool, teams face the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000!

TV-14

8:00 AM

Crotchwalkers (DVS)

American Dad

In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a cool mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall.

TV-14

8:30 AM

Kung Pao Turkey (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's plan for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear is thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine's mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.

TV-14

9:00 AM

OMFG Girl Run! (DVS)

Wipeout

All the way from Luxembourg, Frisbee Camp, and even homeschool, teams face the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000!

TV-14

9:24 AM

One in Massapequa, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

TV-PG

9:48 AM

One with Joey's Interview, The (DVS)

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Love at First Trip (DVS)

Wipeout

Mermaids, motivational speakers, and cosplayers take on the demanding Wipeout obstacle course, all vying for a $25,000 payday!

TV-14

10:12 AM

One with the Baby Shower, The (DVS)

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

10:36 AM

One with the Cooking Class, The (DVS)

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (DVS)

Connor Mead loves freedom, fun and women...in that order. But on the eve of his brother's wedding, with a houseful of well-wishers, wedding guests and Connor's childhood friend, Jenny, the one woman who has always seemed immune his charm, Connor is haunted by his Uncle Wayne with an urgent message delivered by the ghosts of Connor's jilted girlfriends, who take him on a revealing and hilarious journey through a lifetime of failed relationships.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Kung Pao Turkey (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's plan for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear is thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine's mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.

TV-14

12:00 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

12:24 PM

One in Massapequa, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.

TV-PG

12:48 PM

One with Joey's Interview, The (DVS)

Friends

When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.

TV-PG

1:12 PM

One with the Baby Shower, The (DVS)

Friends

During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.

TV-PG

1:36 PM

One with the Cooking Class, The (DVS)

Friends

A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (DVS)

Connor Mead loves freedom, fun and women...in that order. But on the eve of his brother's wedding, with a houseful of well-wishers, wedding guests and Connor's childhood friend, Jenny, the one woman who has always seemed immune his charm, Connor is haunted by his Uncle Wayne with an urgent message delivered by the ghosts of Connor's jilted girlfriends, who take him on a revealing and hilarious journey through a lifetime of failed relationships.

TV-14

3:15 PM

Couples Retreat (DVS)

Four Midwestern couples embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to jet ski, spa and enjoy some fun in the sun. They soon discover that participation in the resort's couples therapy is not optional. Suddenly, their group-rate vacation comes at a price. What follows is a hilarious look at real world problems faced by all couples.

TV-14

5:45 PM

Proposal, The (DVS)

When high-powered book editor Margaret faces deportation to her native Canada, the quick-thinking exec declares that she's actually engaged to her unsuspecting put-upon assistant Andrew, who she's tormented for years. He agrees to participate in the charade, but with a few conditions of his own. The unlikely couple heads to Alaska to meet his quirky family and the always-in-control city girl finds herself in one comedic fish-out-of-water situation after another. With an impromptu wedding in the works and an immigration official on their tails, Margaret and Andrew reluctantly vow to stick to the plan despite the precarious consequences.

TV-14

6:15 PM

Couples Retreat (DVS)

Four Midwestern couples embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to jet ski, spa and enjoy some fun in the sun. They soon discover that participation in the resort's couples therapy is not optional. Suddenly, their group-rate vacation comes at a price. What follows is a hilarious look at real world problems faced by all couples.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Tangerine Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Vartabedian Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

TV-PG

8:45 PM

Proposal, The (DVS)

When high-powered book editor Margaret faces deportation to her native Canada, the quick-thinking exec declares that she's actually engaged to her unsuspecting put-upon assistant Andrew, who she's tormented for years. He agrees to participate in the charade, but with a few conditions of his own. The unlikely couple heads to Alaska to meet his quirky family and the always-in-control city girl finds herself in one comedic fish-out-of-water situation after another. With an impromptu wedding in the works and an immigration official on their tails, Margaret and Andrew reluctantly vow to stick to the plan despite the precarious consequences.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Hot Troll Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Good Guy Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to spook his friends on Halloween.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Commitment Determination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (DVS)

Connor Mead loves freedom, fun and women...in that order. But on the eve of his brother's wedding, with a houseful of well-wishers, wedding guests and Connor's childhood friend, Jenny, the one woman who has always seemed immune his charm, Connor is haunted by his Uncle Wayne with an urgent message delivered by the ghosts of Connor's jilted girlfriends, who take him on a revealing and hilarious journey through a lifetime of failed relationships.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Vartabedian Conundrum, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 4
12:00 AM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Hot Troll Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Commitment Determination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (DVS)

Connor Mead loves freedom, fun and women...in that order. But on the eve of his brother's wedding, with a houseful of well-wishers, wedding guests and Connor's childhood friend, Jenny, the one woman who has always seemed immune his charm, Connor is haunted by his Uncle Wayne with an urgent message delivered by the ghosts of Connor's jilted girlfriends, who take him on a revealing and hilarious journey through a lifetime of failed relationships.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Trainwreck (DVS)

Since she was a little girl, it's been drilled into Amy's head by her rascal of a dad that monogamy isn't realistic. Now a magazine writer, Amy lives by that credo, enjoying what she feels is an uninhibited life free from stifling, boring romantic commitment, but, in actuality, she's kind of in a rut. When she finds herself starting to fall for the subject of the new article she's writing - a charming and successful sports doctor named Aaron Conners - Amy starts to wonder if other grown-ups, including this guy who really seems to like her, might be on to something.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Trainwreck (DVS)

Since she was a little girl, it's been drilled into Amy's head by her rascal of a dad that monogamy isn't realistic. Now a magazine writer, Amy lives by that credo, enjoying what she feels is an uninhibited life free from stifling, boring romantic commitment, but, in actuality, she's kind of in a rut. When she finds herself starting to fall for the subject of the new article she's writing - a charming and successful sports doctor named Aaron Conners - Amy starts to wonder if other grown-ups, including this guy who really seems to like her, might be on to something.

TV-14

6:48 AM

Weekend at Benny's (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

Jason Tutors Max (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

TV-PG

7:36 AM

Angie Gets Tanked (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

And the Gym and Juice (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The shower at Max and Caroline's apartment breaks, so they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym's juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room.

TV-14

9:00 AM

And the Inside Outside Situation (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's cupcake shop is boycotted after they refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.

TV-14

9:30 AM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

9:48 AM

Weekend at Benny's (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

TV-PG

10:12 AM

Jason Tutors Max (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

TV-PG

10:36 AM

Angie Gets Tanked (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the Gym and Juice (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The shower at Max and Caroline's apartment breaks, so they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym's juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Maybe Baby (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancee's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.

TV-14

12:00 PM

Couples Retreat (DVS)

Four Midwestern couples embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to jet ski, spa and enjoy some fun in the sun. They soon discover that participation in the resort's couples therapy is not optional. Suddenly, their group-rate vacation comes at a price. What follows is a hilarious look at real world problems faced by all couples.

TV-14

12:30 PM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

2:30 PM

Proposal, The (DVS)

When high-powered book editor Margaret faces deportation to her native Canada, the quick-thinking exec declares that she's actually engaged to her unsuspecting put-upon assistant Andrew, who she's tormented for years. He agrees to participate in the charade, but with a few conditions of his own. The unlikely couple heads to Alaska to meet his quirky family and the always-in-control city girl finds herself in one comedic fish-out-of-water situation after another. With an impromptu wedding in the works and an immigration official on their tails, Margaret and Andrew reluctantly vow to stick to the plan despite the precarious consequences.

TV-14

3:00 PM

Couples Retreat (DVS)

Four Midwestern couples embark on a journey to a tropical island resort. While one of the couples is there to work on their marriage, the other three set out to jet ski, spa and enjoy some fun in the sun. They soon discover that participation in the resort's couples therapy is not optional. Suddenly, their group-rate vacation comes at a price. What follows is a hilarious look at real world problems faced by all couples.

TV-14

4:45 PM

Friends with Benefits (DVS)

Dylan is done with relationships. Jamie decides to stop buying into the Hollywood clichés of true love. When the two become friends they decide to try something new and take advantage of their mutual attraction - but without any emotional attachment. The physical pleasure but without the entanglements. However, they soon realize romantic comedy stereotypes might exist for a reason.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Proposal, The (DVS)

When high-powered book editor Margaret faces deportation to her native Canada, the quick-thinking exec declares that she's actually engaged to her unsuspecting put-upon assistant Andrew, who she's tormented for years. He agrees to participate in the charade, but with a few conditions of his own. The unlikely couple heads to Alaska to meet his quirky family and the always-in-control city girl finds herself in one comedic fish-out-of-water situation after another. With an impromptu wedding in the works and an immigration official on their tails, Margaret and Andrew reluctantly vow to stick to the plan despite the precarious consequences.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Wiggly Finger Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj is upset he's the only one of the four guys who's not in a relationship, Penny sets out to find the perfect date, introducing him to Emily, a girl he can actually talk to!

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Transporter Malfunction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon LEONARD NIMOY.

TV-PG

7:45 PM

Friends with Benefits (DVS)

Dylan is done with relationships. Jamie decides to stop buying into the Hollywood clichés of true love. When the two become friends they decide to try something new and take advantage of their mutual attraction - but without any emotional attachment. The physical pleasure but without the entanglements. However, they soon realize romantic comedy stereotypes might exist for a reason.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Bon Voyage Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Valentino Submergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags; Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging; Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Emotion Detection Automation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon learns about an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions and decides to test it. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit; and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Maternal Conclusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Wiggly Finger Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj is upset he's the only one of the four guys who's not in a relationship, Penny sets out to find the perfect date, introducing him to Emily, a girl he can actually talk to!

TV-PG

10:24 PM

Dancin' A-with My Cells (DVS)

American Dad

Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Transporter Malfunction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon LEONARD NIMOY.

TV-PG

10:48 PM

Mused and Abused (DVS)

American Dad

Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Bon Voyage Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.

TV-PG

11:12 PM

Henderson (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt. Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Valentino Submergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags; Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging; Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.

TV-PG

11:36 PM

Hot Scoomp (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of 'cool butts.'

TV-14

Tuesday, Jul 5
12:30 AM

Maternal Conclusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Friends with Benefits (DVS)

Dylan is done with relationships. Jamie decides to stop buying into the Hollywood clichés of true love. When the two become friends they decide to try something new and take advantage of their mutual attraction - but without any emotional attachment. The physical pleasure but without the entanglements. However, they soon realize romantic comedy stereotypes might exist for a reason.

TV-14

1:24 AM

Dancin' A-with My Cells (DVS)

American Dad

Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.

TV-14

1:48 AM

Mused and Abused (DVS)

American Dad

Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.

TV-14

2:12 AM

Henderson (DVS)

American Dad

Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt. Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.

TV-14

2:36 AM

Hot Scoomp (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of 'cool butts.'

TV-14

3:15 AM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Friends with Benefits (DVS)

Dylan is done with relationships. Jamie decides to stop buying into the Hollywood clichés of true love. When the two become friends they decide to try something new and take advantage of their mutual attraction - but without any emotional attachment. The physical pleasure but without the entanglements. However, they soon realize romantic comedy stereotypes might exist for a reason.

TV-14

6:15 AM

How to Be Single (DVS)

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. And somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

TV-14

6:48 AM

Art of Boxing, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali.

TV-PG

7:12 AM

George's House of Cards (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

TV-PG

7:36 AM

Dance Fever (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

She Drives Me Crazy (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

And the Escape Room (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room club.

TV-14

9:30 AM

And the Not Regular Down There (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is puzzled and curious when her new beau expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is "not regular down there." Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.

TV-14

9:48 AM

Art of Boxing, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

And the Coming Out Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family's massive money scandal, so Caroline tries to keep the truth from her a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.

TV-14

10:12 AM

George's House of Cards (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

And the Basketball Jones (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max & Caroline interfere with a basketball game in an attempt to promote their cupcakes, but the chaos that ensues threatens to ruin their business' reputation.

TV-14

10:36 AM

Dance Fever (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the Not Regular Down There (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max is puzzled and curious when her new beau expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is "not regular down there." Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Coming Out Party (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline's grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family's massive money scandal, so Caroline tries to keep the truth from her a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the Basketball Jones (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max & Caroline interfere with a basketball game in an attempt to promote their cupcakes, but the chaos that ensues threatens to ruin their business' reputation.

TV-14

12:30 PM

One Where Rachel Is Late, The (DVS)

Friends

Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Rachel Has a Baby Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where No One Proposes, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Emma Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Pediatrician, The (DVS)

Friends

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Sharks, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.

TV-14

4:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, The (DVS)

Friends

Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Male Nanny, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with Ross's Inappropriate Song, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Rachel's Other Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister on Thanksgiving.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Rachel's Phone Number, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Dead Hooker Juxtaposition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Hofstadter Isotope, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Jul 6
12:00 AM

Vegas Renormalization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Raj take Wolowitz to Las Vegas to help him get over his break-up with Leslie. Sheldon, home alone and looking forward to it, locks himself out and has only one other place to stay, Penny's.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Classified Materials Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is torn between being honest or self-serving when Stuart asks his advice for an upcoming second date with Penny. Wolowitz realizes there's a crucial error in a toilet he designed for the International Space Station.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Monopolar Expedition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys' prestigious offer to work over the summer at the North Pole, and Penny's resultant behavior leaves Leonard unsure if he should go.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Sheldon gets sick and has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient and his behavior takes a toll on everyone. Also, Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when a colleague of Dr. Sturgis, Dr. Linkletter, flirts with Meemaw.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

And the Escape Room (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room club.

TV-14

4:30 AM

George Goes to Disneyland (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Bachelor Party (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Accident-prone Amy returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

Wrecking Ball (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

What George Doesn't Noah (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

What George Doesn't Noah (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Now George Noah Ex-Zackly What Happened (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Landlord Almighty (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George of the Rings (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Sax Problem (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Earl is crushed when he is not invited to play with his old jazz band at their reunion show, so the diner gang join forces to help get Earl back performing on stage.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the No New Friends (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline falls in with the wrong crowd when she tries to make new friends after Max reconnects with an old friend.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Booth Babes (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline sign up for Booth Babes in order to get into a large gaming convention for free. Once inside, they discover Han's friend created video game characters based on them so they demand compensation.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Story Telling Show (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with Christmas in Tulsa, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Rats, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny; Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Monica Sings, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Blind Dates, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One with the Mugging, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Boob Job, The (DVS)

Friends

Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with the Memorial Service, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Lottery, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with Rachel's Dream, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Soap Opera Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Fertility Test, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Ep144 - Dynamite 7/6/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Electric Can Opener Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Discovering Leonard, Raj and Howard fudged the results of his Arctic research expedition, a disgraced Sheldon heads home to Texas.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Jiminy Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard wager comic books over a cricket's species. Meanwhile, a less-than-perfect romantic night agonizes Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Gothowitz Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard takes Raj along to check out the Goth dating scene. Sheldon uses chocolate as part of a behavior modification experiment on Penny.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Pirate Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Facing a return to India, Raj needs a job desperately enough to consider working for Sheldon. Meanwhile, Howard becomes a third wheel to Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Ep144 - Dynamite 7/6/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Vision: Impossible (DVS)

American Dad

Roger gets into a serious car accident and wakes up from his coma to discover that he now has the ability to see the future. He uses this ability to rescue the Smith family from dangerous situations.

TV-14

Thursday, Jul 7
12:00 AM

Home Sweet Homeschool (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Leave It to Lopez (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Independent Movie (DVS)

American Dad

Snot's father dies but Snot refuses to go to the funeral. Steve convinces Snot to take a road trip across the country to attend.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Faking Bad (DVS)

American Dad

When Hayley tries to go clubbing with her old friends she is turned away at the door because she doesn't have proper ID. Hayley convinces Steve to make a fake ID for her. The fake ID is so good that Hayley and Steve go into business together as counterfeiters.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Minstrel Krampus (DVS)

American Dad

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus, a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Vision: Impossible (DVS)

American Dad

Roger gets into a serious car accident and wakes up from his coma to discover that he now has the ability to see the future. He uses this ability to rescue the Smith family from dangerous situations.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Leave It to Lopez (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

Trouble in Paradise (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

E.I.? E.I. Oh. (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

A young upstart is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Clear and Presentless Danger, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Clear and Presentless Danger, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Prescription for Trouble (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George to the Third Power (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist (Michael Clarke Duncan) so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Gets Assisterance (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Lost Baggage (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio's dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And You Bet Your Ass (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline meets with studio writers in an effort to make her life story into a movie but she is torn when they reveal they would not portray Max in the project. Meanwhile, Max is spoiled by her new Hollywood beau.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Great Escape (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline lose Randy's dog while pet-sitting and risk their lives to find him, while a cannibalistic serial killer is loose in their neighborhood.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Pity Party Bus (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Caroline signs away the rights to her life story so it can be turned into a movie. Meanwhile, Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist, so Caroline rents a party bus in an attempt to cheer her up.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Donor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One in Barbados Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One in Barbados Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Ross Is Fine, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Ross's Tan, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with the Cake, The (DVS)

Friends

An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests; Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.

TV-PG

5:20 PM

High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum; and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Ross's Grant, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

TV-PG

5:40 PM

Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Home Study, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker; Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.

TV-PG

6:20 PM

Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Late Thanksgiving, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late; Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.

TV-PG

6:40 PM

Broken Heart and a Crock Monster, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Birth Mother, The (DVS)

Friends

A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One Where Chandler Gets Caught, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Guitarist Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.

TV-PG

8:20 PM

High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum; and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Adhesive Duck Deficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.

TV-PG

8:40 PM

Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Vengeance Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.

TV-14

9:20 PM

Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Gorilla Experiment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.

TV-PG

9:40 PM

Broken Heart and a Crock Monster, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Creepy Candy Coating Corollary, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against the one actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards, Wil Wheaton, in a fantasy collectible card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Cornhusker Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, hoping to fit in with Penny's football-loving friends, gets tutored in the sport by Sheldon. Raj is infuriated when Wolowitz's skirt-chasing leads to the loss of his prized patang.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Guitarist Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Adhesive Duck Deficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.

TV-PG

Friday, Jul 8
12:00 AM

Vengeance Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Gorilla Experiment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Sabes Quake (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George Buys a Vow (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Sabes Quake (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Buys a Vow (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Watchas Out for Jason (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George's Grand Slam (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Show Don't Tell (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls go to see Martin perform in a prison musical, where they tell him they plan to open a dessert bar with Caroline's money.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Loophole (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls look for a bigger space for their dessert bar, so Han refers them to a realtor who has a crush on him; Max is surprised when Randy wants to mend their relationship.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Attack of the Killer Apartment (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max's boyfriend, Randy, asks to spend the night at her place so he can become more acquainted with her world; Caroline tries to get a liquor license for their Dessert Bar.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Partnership Hits the Fan (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

A Law firm that's courting Randy for a job invites him and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant with eclectic cuisine, but the evening veers off course when things don't sit well with Max.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where the Stripper Cries, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.

TV-14

2:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Joey Speaks French, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Princess Consuela, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Estelle Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Rachel's Going Away Party, The (DVS)

Friends

One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Last One Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Last One Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One Where Monica Gets a Roommate, The (DVS)

Friends

Six friends in their twenties pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Sonogram, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with the Thumb, The (DVS)

Friends

The group loves Monica's new boyfriend; Chandler resumes smoking; and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with George Stephanopoulos, The (DVS)

Friends

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

One with the Butt, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Parasol and a Hell of an Arm, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Missy tries out for the baseball team.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.

TV-PG

Saturday, Jul 9
4:10 AM

Taste the Culture Ep1 (DVS)

Fast Foodies

Taste the Culture with Justin Sutherland: Vegan Burgers, Cheesesteaks and Social Justice - Justin visits Atlanta to meet food icons Derrick Hayes & Pinky Cole. They take him into their kitchens and chat about bettering their community.

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Familyland (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family goes to Familyland theme park for vacation. Francine wants the family to spend the day together, but the individual members go their separate ways. Francine cries in front of a statue of the park's founder, Roy Family, and awakens Roy from a deep slumber.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Cock of the Sleepwalk (DVS)

American Dad

Stan celebrates his one hundredth kill for the C.I.A and says his success as an assassin comes from him not having a conscience. The night of the celebration, Stan sleepwalks and performs good deeds for his family. Upon waking up, Stan is shocked to learn that his conscience is taking control of his body.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses (DVS)

American Dad

Stan takes Francine on a surprise trip to Sacramento, but Francine is bored. They meet the Naughty Stewardesses, four women who use their status as flight attendants to find love and adventure.

TV-14

7:10 AM

Taste the Culture Ep1 (DVS)

Fast Foodies

Taste the Culture with Justin Sutherland: Vegan Burgers, Cheesesteaks and Social Justice - Justin visits Atlanta to meet food icons Derrick Hayes & Pinky Cole. They take him into their kitchens and chat about bettering their community.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Familyland (DVS)

American Dad

The Smith family goes to Familyland theme park for vacation. Francine wants the family to spend the day together, but the individual members go their separate ways. Francine cries in front of a statue of the park's founder, Roy Family, and awakens Roy from a deep slumber.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Cock of the Sleepwalk (DVS)

American Dad

Stan celebrates his one hundredth kill for the C.I.A and says his success as an assassin comes from him not having a conscience. The night of the celebration, Stan sleepwalks and performs good deeds for his family. Upon waking up, Stan is shocked to learn that his conscience is taking control of his body.

TV-14

10:00 AM

Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses (DVS)

American Dad

Stan takes Francine on a surprise trip to Sacramento, but Francine is bored. They meet the Naughty Stewardesses, four women who use their status as flight attendants to find love and adventure.

TV-14

10:30 AM

I Ain't No Holodeck Boy (DVS)

American Dad

Stan thinks that Steve and his friends spend too much time indoors playing video games. He wishes that the boys would go outside and have the kind of adventures in the woods that he had as a child. When Stan learns that the C.I.A. has a hologram deck that can simulate real environments, he drugs the boys and places them inside, making them think they have been left in the woods.

TV-14

11:00 AM

Stan Goes on the Pill (DVS)

American Dad

Francine is frustrated that Stan only pretends to pay attention when she talks. Stan takes a pill engineered by the C.I.A. to help male agents listen to females. Stan takes too much and the pill physically transforms him into a woman.

TV-14

11:30 AM

One with the Blackout, The (DVS)

Friends

A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One Where the Nana Dies Twice, The (DVS)

Friends

When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.

TV-14

12:30 PM

Spy (DVS)

Despite having solid field training, CIA analyst Susan Cooper has spent her entire career as a desk jockey, working hand-in-hand with dashing agent Bradley Fine. Using high-tech equipment and a hidden earpiece, Susan is the guardian angel who helps Bradley avoid danger. However, when Bradley is assassinated by Bulgarian arms dealer Rayna Boyanov, Susan wrangles her way into her first undercover assignment to help capture Boyanov and avenge Bradley.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Monkey, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Mrs. Bing, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Dozen Lasagnas, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Boobies, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

Life of the Party (DVS)

When her husband suddenly dumps her, longtime dedicated housewife Deanna turns regret into re-set by going back to college...landing in the same class and school as her daughter, who's not entirely sold on the idea. Plunging headlong into the campus experience, the increasingly outspoken Deanna - now Dee Rock - embraces freedom, fun and frat boys on her own terms, finding her true self in a senior year no one ever expected.

TV-14

3:30 PM

Spy (DVS)

Despite having solid field training, CIA analyst Susan Cooper has spent her entire career as a desk jockey, working hand-in-hand with dashing agent Bradley Fine. Using high-tech equipment and a hidden earpiece, Susan is the guardian angel who helps Bradley avoid danger. However, when Bradley is assassinated by Bulgarian arms dealer Rayna Boyanov, Susan wrangles her way into her first undercover assignment to help capture Boyanov and avenge Bradley.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Life of the Party (DVS)

When her husband suddenly dumps her, longtime dedicated housewife Deanna turns regret into re-set by going back to college...landing in the same class and school as her daughter, who's not entirely sold on the idea. Plunging headlong into the campus experience, the increasingly outspoken Deanna - now Dee Rock - embraces freedom, fun and frat boys on her own terms, finding her true self in a senior year no one ever expected.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Kids Rob a Train, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The Belchers take a trip on a train, and to their dismay, Louise, Gene and Tina are seated in a separate train car. Never one to follow the rules, Louise ropes the children into helping her on her mission to steal the vast chocolate supply from the restaurant car! Meanwhile, Bob and Linda indulge in some wine tasting and have a taste-off with a snobby couple.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

I Get Psy-Chic Out of You (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After predicting that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant when the phone rings, Linda and the kids believe that she is a psychic. Needless to say, her predictions irk Bob and spell out hilarious happenings.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Ambergris (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene, Louise and Tina discover a seaweed-covered object at the beach that turns out to be a large hunk of Ambergris, an extremely valuable, but illegal, byproduct of whale poop that is used in high-end perfumes, and Louise tries to cheat Gene and Tina out of the profit she hopes to make by selling the treasure on the black market. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with their psychologically unstable landlord who is building them a new bathroom.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Maternal Congruence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Psychic Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Kids Rob a Train, The (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

The Belchers take a trip on a train, and to their dismay, Louise, Gene and Tina are seated in a separate train car. Never one to follow the rules, Louise ropes the children into helping her on her mission to steal the vast chocolate supply from the restaurant car! Meanwhile, Bob and Linda indulge in some wine tasting and have a taste-off with a snobby couple.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

I Get Psy-Chic Out of You (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

After predicting that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant when the phone rings, Linda and the kids believe that she is a psychic. Needless to say, her predictions irk Bob and spell out hilarious happenings.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Ambergris (DVS)

Bob's Burgers

Gene, Louise and Tina discover a seaweed-covered object at the beach that turns out to be a large hunk of Ambergris, an extremely valuable, but illegal, byproduct of whale poop that is used in high-end perfumes, and Louise tries to cheat Gene and Tina out of the profit she hopes to make by selling the treasure on the black market. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with their psychologically unstable landlord who is building them a new bathroom.

TV-14

Sunday, Jul 10
12:00 AM

Maternal Congruence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Psychic Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Game Night (DVS)

Max and Annie's weekly couples game night gets kicked up a notch when Max's charismatic brother, Brooks, arranges a murder mystery party, complete with fake thugs and faux federal agents. So when Brooks gets kidnapped, it's all part of the game.right? But as the six uber-competitive gamers set out to solve the case and win, they begin to discover that neither this "game"-nor Brooks-are what they seem to be. Over the course of one chaotic night, the friends find themselves increasingly in over their heads as each twist leads to another unexpected turn. With no rules, no points, and no idea who all the players are, this could turn out to be the most fun they've ever had.or game over.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Einstein Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block; including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Spy (DVS)

Despite having solid field training, CIA analyst Susan Cooper has spent her entire career as a desk jockey, working hand-in-hand with dashing agent Bradley Fine. Using high-tech equipment and a hidden earpiece, Susan is the guardian angel who helps Bradley avoid danger. However, when Bradley is assassinated by Bulgarian arms dealer Rayna Boyanov, Susan wrangles her way into her first undercover assignment to help capture Boyanov and avenge Bradley.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Game Night (DVS)

Max and Annie's weekly couples game night gets kicked up a notch when Max's charismatic brother, Brooks, arranges a murder mystery party, complete with fake thugs and faux federal agents. So when Brooks gets kidnapped, it's all part of the game.right? But as the six uber-competitive gamers set out to solve the case and win, they begin to discover that neither this "game"-nor Brooks-are what they seem to be. Over the course of one chaotic night, the friends find themselves increasingly in over their heads as each twist leads to another unexpected turn. With no rules, no points, and no idea who all the players are, this could turn out to be the most fun they've ever had.or game over.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Spy (DVS)

Despite having solid field training, CIA analyst Susan Cooper has spent her entire career as a desk jockey, working hand-in-hand with dashing agent Bradley Fine. Using high-tech equipment and a hidden earpiece, Susan is the guardian angel who helps Bradley avoid danger. However, when Bradley is assassinated by Bulgarian arms dealer Rayna Boyanov, Susan wrangles her way into her first undercover assignment to help capture Boyanov and avenge Bradley.

TV-14

6:30 AM

Rubberneckers (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Francine go out to dinner and Francine catches Stan looking at another woman. Stan tells his co-workers that he got caught and the co-workers teach Stan about Rubbernecking, the art of checking out other woman on the sly.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Permanent Record Wrecker (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is laid off from work and has to search for a job for the first time in over twenty years. When he applies for jobs, Stan learns that his permanent record has been wiped clean of his C.I.A. experience and no one wants to hire him.

TV-14

7:30 AM

News Glance with Genevieve Vavance (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley wants to save the world through investigative journalism so she becomes an intern for a local news reporter. The reporter turns out to be Roger, who gets ratings through sensationalized stories.

TV-14

8:00 AM

Longest Distance Relationship, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley is injured in a fire and while she is in the hospital she meets Millionaire Matt Davis. As Hayley and Matt fall in love, Steve discovers Jeff Fischer is still alive in outer space. Jeff and Hayley communicate via an old CB radio and Jeff asks Hayley to stay true to him while he finds a way back to Earth.

TV-14

9:00 AM

She Swill Survive (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is tired of Hayley being lazy and unemployed, so he forces her to take a job in Roger's bar. Deputy Director Bullock is a regular at the bar, and he confesses his secrets to Hayley.

TV-14

9:30 AM

Rubberneckers (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Francine go out to dinner and Francine catches Stan looking at another woman. Stan tells his co-workers that he got caught and the co-workers teach Stan about Rubbernecking, the art of checking out other woman on the sly.

TV-14

9:54 AM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

Permanent Record Wrecker (DVS)

American Dad

Stan is laid off from work and has to search for a job for the first time in over twenty years. When he applies for jobs, Stan learns that his permanent record has been wiped clean of his C.I.A. experience and no one wants to hire him.

TV-14

10:18 AM

One with All the Poker, The (DVS)

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

News Glance with Genevieve Vavance (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley wants to save the world through investigative journalism so she becomes an intern for a local news reporter. The reporter turns out to be Roger, who gets ratings through sensationalized stories.

TV-14

10:42 AM

One Where the Monkey Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fiance.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Longest Distance Relationship, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley is injured in a fire and while she is in the hospital she meets Millionaire Matt Davis. As Hayley and Matt fall in love, Steve discovers Jeff Fischer is still alive in outer space. Jeff and Hayley communicate via an old CB radio and Jeff asks Hayley to stay true to him while he finds a way back to Earth.

TV-14

11:06 AM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

11:30 AM

Game Night (DVS)

Max and Annie's weekly couples game night gets kicked up a notch when Max's charismatic brother, Brooks, arranges a murder mystery party, complete with fake thugs and faux federal agents. So when Brooks gets kidnapped, it's all part of the game.right? But as the six uber-competitive gamers set out to solve the case and win, they begin to discover that neither this "game"-nor Brooks-are what they seem to be. Over the course of one chaotic night, the friends find themselves increasingly in over their heads as each twist leads to another unexpected turn. With no rules, no points, and no idea who all the players are, this could turn out to be the most fun they've ever had.or game over.

TV-14

12:00 PM

One with Two Parts Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with Two Parts Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.

TV-PG

12:54 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

1:18 PM

One with All the Poker, The (DVS)

Friends

The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.

TV-PG

1:42 PM

One Where the Monkey Gets Away, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fiance.

TV-PG

2:06 PM

One with the Evil Orthodontist, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.

TV-14

2:30 PM

Game Night (DVS)

Max and Annie's weekly couples game night gets kicked up a notch when Max's charismatic brother, Brooks, arranges a murder mystery party, complete with fake thugs and faux federal agents. So when Brooks gets kidnapped, it's all part of the game.right? But as the six uber-competitive gamers set out to solve the case and win, they begin to discover that neither this "game"-nor Brooks-are what they seem to be. Over the course of one chaotic night, the friends find themselves increasingly in over their heads as each twist leads to another unexpected turn. With no rules, no points, and no idea who all the players are, this could turn out to be the most fun they've ever had.or game over.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Large Hadron Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Excelsior Acquisition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Pants Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's fear of speaking in front of large groups threatens his ability to accept an award, so the gang tries to help him get ready for the big night.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Spaghetti Catalysis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Subsequent to Leonard and Penny's break-up, Sheldon tries to hide from Leonard and the gang that he had a friendly spaghetti dinner at Penny's.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Excelsior Acquisition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.

TV-PG

Monday, Jul 11
12:00 AM

Precious Fragmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Pants Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's fear of speaking in front of large groups threatens his ability to accept an award, so the gang tries to help him get ready for the big night.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Spaghetti Catalysis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Subsequent to Leonard and Penny's break-up, Sheldon tries to hide from Leonard and the gang that he had a friendly spaghetti dinner at Penny's.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Step Brothers (DVS)

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

TV-14

6:30 AM

George Needs Anchor Management (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

George's Relatively Bad Idea (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George asks some old high-school flunkies for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

George Stare-oids Down Jason (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate, but when they learn Jason has been using steroids provided by his father, their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George Needs Anchor Management (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George's Relatively Bad Idea (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George asks some old high-school flunkies for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

George Stare-oids Down Jason (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate, but when they learn Jason has been using steroids provided by his father, their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

George Negoti-Ate It (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Ten Inches (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline approach the owner of a pizza place next door about renting space to expand their renovated dessert bar.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Big Gamble (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

In the season 5 finale, Max and Caroline learn Han is in trouble with a gang when he can't pay a substantial debt he amassed from gambling on women's tennis.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the Two Openings: Part 1 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 1 of 2. Max and Caroline put the finishing touches on their newly converted Dessert Bar. Meanwhile, Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy; and Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Two Openings: Part 2 (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Part 2 of 2. Sophie goes into labor just before the Dessert Bar's grand opening and demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. Meanwhile, the girls run into problems when they don't secure a liquor license for their new venue.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with the Fake Monica, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Ick Factor, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Birth, The (DVS)

Friends

When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Rachel Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with Ross's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One with the Breast Milk, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Heckles Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the List, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's, The (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The University tries to recruit Sheldon, through George.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George and Dr. Sturgis have male-bonding time.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Plimpton Stimulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Staircase Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A squabble over the thermostat setting leads to Leonard going over to Penny's and recounting for her the story of how he met and moved in with Sheldon.

TV-PG

Tuesday, Jul 12
12:30 AM

Robotic Manipulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard uses a robotic arm for his own pleasure, and Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler, his first date ever, and Penny finds herself accompanying them.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Invasion of the Big Balls (DVS)

Wipeout

Wipeout is back with the most challenging course in history! Aerialists, UFO-ologists and puppeteers are all battling to be crowned the Wipeout champion and take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Zazzy Substitution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon breaks up with Amy Farrah Fowler, the guys worry when he starts replacing her with cats.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Tumble Sleep Eat Repeat (DVS)

Wipeout

LARPers, worm farmers, and a pair of surfing siblings are among the dynamic duos battling it out on the Wipeout course for a $25,000 prize!

TV-14

2:30 AM

Stan & Francine & Stan & Francine & Radika (DVS)

American Dad

Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.

TV-14

4:00 AM

Invasion of the Big Balls (DVS)

Wipeout

Wipeout is back with the most challenging course in history! Aerialists, UFO-ologists and puppeteers are all battling to be crowned the Wipeout champion and take home the $25,000 prize.

TV-14

5:00 AM

Tumble Sleep Eat Repeat (DVS)

Wipeout

LARPers, worm farmers, and a pair of surfing siblings are among the dynamic duos battling it out on the Wipeout course for a $25,000 prize!

TV-14

6:00 AM

We're Back, Bigger Than Ever! (DVS)

Go-Big Show

The Go-Big Show returns on a scale you won't believe. Our dangerous acts risk fire, Ice, extreme heights and their stomachs to win a shot at the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles and Cody Rhodes with new judge, T Pain. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

6:30 AM

George Gets a Pain in the Ash (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Now That's What I Call Big! (DVS)

Go-Big Show

The limits are tested like never before with extreme height, intense fire, raging stallions, a shocking lift and judges in danger. Six more crazy acts duke it out for a shot at the $100,000 prize. Judged by Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Nettles, T Pain and Cody Rhodes. Hosted by Bert Kreischer.

TV-14

7:30 AM

George's Dog Days of Bummer (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George Gets a Pain in the Ash (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

You Dropped a Mom on Me (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George's Dog Days of Bummer (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

And the 80's Movie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's plans to attract upscale clients to their dessert bar go awry when members of an arm-wrestling team become regulars. Meanwhile, Oleg ghost writes sexy messages for Max to send to Randy.

TV-14

11:30 AM

And the Godmama Drama (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Oleg and Sophie's plan to have Max and Caroline as Barbara's godparents goes awry when Oleg's domineering mother arrives from the Ukraine for the baby's baptism and fires the girls from their godparent duties.

TV-14

12:00 PM

And the College Experience (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max gives Caroline the college party she never had when they are invited to speak at Caroline's alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, about their business. Meanwhile, Oleg's attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie; and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Rom-Commie (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Earl becomes concerned he may not be able to keep up when his long-lost sweetheart, Pilar, visits from Cuba and wants him to take her sightseeing around the country. Meanwhile, Max must decide whether it's time to take her texting relationship with Randy to the next level.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with Russ, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Prom Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

4:30 PM

One Where Joey Moves Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Jul 13
12:00 AM

House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Slump, A Cross and Roadside Gravel, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Pasadena (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

George Drives the Batmobile (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

TV-PG

4:30 AM

George Tries to Write a Wrong (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

TV-PG

5:00 AM

George Discovers Benny's Sili-con Job (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

TV-PG

5:30 AM

George Gets a Pain in the Ash (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

George Says I Do ... More in this Marriage (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

George Keeps Truant to Himself (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor drops by to check on him.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

George Says I Do ... More in this Marriage (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

George Enrolls Like That (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

George Keeps Truant to Himself (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor drops by to check on him.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Kidney Stays in the Picture, The (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

Funeral Brings George to His Niece, A (DVS)

George Lopez Show, The

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

And the Sophie Doll (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

The girls take a bartending class in order to add cocktails to their dessert bar menu, but Caroline is forced to take the class exam alone when Max gets chicken pox from Han. Meanwhile, Sophie introduces a creepy lookalike video monitor doll to keep tabs on baby Barbara, which unsettles everyone.

TV-14

12:30 PM

And the Duck Stamp (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Max and Caroline's dessert bar business booms when they hire a popular bartender, but the girls are forced to intervene when Han becomes addicted to the mixologist's potent cocoa powder in his signature cacao drink. Meanwhile, Han enters a duck stamp drawing contest; and glamour eludes Sophie as she adjusts to being a mom.

TV-14

1:00 PM

And the About FaceTime (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

Randy and Max tire of Caroline being the third wheel on their FaceTime dates, so Randy sets her up on a date with one of his co-workers. Meanwhile, Oleg becomes distraught when Sophie tells him to sell his beloved car for a mini-van.

TV-14

1:30 PM

And the Himmiecane (DVS)

2 Broke Girls

When a hurricane approaches, Caroline fears a big divorce party she's planning for a wealthy couple will get canned when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he is blocking her calls; and Oleg gets jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with her handsome new manny.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Ep145 - Dynamite 7/13/2022 (DVS)

All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers headlined by Hangman Page, Dr. Britt Baker, CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Chris Jericho, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Sting, Jade Cargill and many more.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Graduation (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Hot Troll Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Desperation Emanation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy; and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Irish Pub Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Apology Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets his dream summer job at the local train museum. Also, George and Missy bond when Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.

TV-PG